"Many different women know Zach as Mr Big, but to Emma, he’s her older brother’s best friend." Where the fuck did that dumbass rule come from? That your best friend can't date your sister? It's in all these uninventive cookie-cutter novels, but it doesn't exist in the real world. And Mr Big, really? Why not have the author's name be Banana Malone and your main character named Ivor Hugedick? Barf.
