"Leigh Hurley was marked for death - until a sexy merman's kiss saved him from a watery grave. But when the sea-dwelling Tolomeo turns up naked at Leigh's apartment, the star-crossed pair will have until the next full moon to pledge their love... or risk losing each other forever." Like I care. I predict Leigh's gonna choke on a fish-boner if he doesn't get grunionorrhea... The real giveaway here is the way-the-fuck over-used term 'star crossed'. That's a big red warning sign in any book blurb. Just say notothen. It's too fishy.
