The very title here should warn you off this one. And why seven days? Why not twelve, if you're going for a christmas motif? "When the members of the Birch family are stuck in one house for seven days over Christmas, secrets and old tensions surface!" And we all know what those are. Arthur Ashe, Chris Pine, Holly Hunter, and Willow Smith join them, and they all watch Forrest Gump. Yawn.
