"Privileged young lord Monty finds scandal and unexpected love as he adventures across Europe with his best friend, Percy." Of course he does, because Percy is the nickname he's given to his penis, as in 'point Percy at the porcelain'. The 1971 film Percy starring Hywell Bennet, Britt Ekland, Denholm Elliot, and Elke Sommer, was based on the eponymous 1969 novel written by an author with the entirely appropriate name of Raymond Hitchcock.
