Bloodsucking Fiends by Christopher Moore

Rating: WARTY!

"Jody wakes up in an alley craving blood." If I had a dime for every time that's happened to me...I'd have nothing. "Now an unwilling vampire, she enlists aid from a nighttime supermarket stocker to hunt down whoever left her for undead." WTF? Seriously? Some random shelf stocker is her solution? What we need is Christopher Less. And that title? Really?

Bite Me by Christopher Moore

Rating: WARTY!

"Abby Normal" (really?) "and her undead friends must save San Francisco from a monstrous vampyre cat in this 'wildly funny' New York Times bestseller (Charlaine Harris)" If this is Charlaine Harris's idea of wildly funny, then it's good enough for me - to avoid it like the plague. In this case we need less of Moore. Roger that.