Showing posts with label JA Johnstone. Show all posts
Showing posts with label JA Johnstone. Show all posts

Monday, October 4, 2021

Firestick by William W Johnstone, JA Johnstone

Rating: WARTY!

"After settling down at their horse ranch in West Texas, three legendary cowboys prove they’re not too old for a fight when trouble comes to town" Is 'firestick' a eupehmism for 'penis'? Barf.

Friday, September 10, 2021

Gold Mine Massacre by William W Johnstone, JA Johnstone

Rating: WARTY!

I donlt normally pay any attentiont o dumb-ass Westerns. "When two businessmen arrive in the town of Big Rock" Big Rock seriously? "to mine for gold, Smoke Jensen" Smoke? Seriously? "and his daughter, Denny," Tough horny hombres love to eat at Denny's.... barf.

Sunday, July 4, 2021

Shot to Hell by William W Johnstone and JA Johnstone

Rating: WARTY!

"When Perley Gates and his cowhand, Possum, journey to the small town of Bison Gap to avenge a murder, they find themselves facing down a ruthless gang of outlaws." It took two people to write this? I'm on the side of the outlaws. Perley Gates? seriously? Possum? Bison Gap? Why not just call it Buffalo Butt-Crack?