Monday, March 24, 2014

Liar by Justine Larbalestier






Title: Liar
Author: Justine Larbalestier
Publisher: Brilliance Audio
Rating: WARTY!

This audio CD is read by Channie Waites and it's done abominably.

I'm a fan of Larbalestier, having favorably reviewed How To Ditch Your Fairy here, and the Magic or Madness trilogy starting here, but this novel I immediately had antagonism towards. The opening few paragraphs were awful enough by themselves, but the reader was truly, truly lousy which made the words screech at me like nails on a chalk-board. I almost ditched it after skimming the first three tracks. I decided to continue once it reached chapter two, but I knew I could give up on it at any minute it was so bad. The main character, Micah (who isn't remotely represented by the cover image, as usual BTW!) is a liar. The original of her lying is so poor that it seemed to me that it had to be a joke. Now she's in high-school, and her best friend Zachary has died, so we’re dealing with the aftermath.

The problem with reading a novel titled Liar, especially when it’s written in first-person PoV, is that you can't believe a word of it. This is a really interesting premise, because what is fiction if not outright lies?! See the problem here? If all fiction is pure lies by definition, then why baulk at a novel that comes right out and announces, right up-front, that it’s lies?

That's a tough question to answer, because it seems like a lot more simple of a question than it really is. The problem I had with Larbalestier's novel went way beyond that it was lies, though. It's one thing to tell lies, but then you need to give your reader an in: a way for them to have a hope of determining what's a lie and what isn’t, or at the very least, to tell the truth at the end, but when you keep pulling the rug from under your reader, you're doing nothing but screwing them over, and teaching them not to waste their time with anything you write. Fortunately for Larbalestier, she has an in with me because I've read and liked other novels of hers. Unfortunately, she could not save this one.

The main character - indeed, arguably the only character - in this novel is a pathological liar. She admits it. She's addicted to lying. Or is she lying about that? This is how you know it’s a lie when she offers to tell you the honest truth - especially because she betrays every promise she repeatedly makes to do so. She claims utterly bizarre stuff, like that she was born with hair on her body which disappeared after a few days. This actually can happen, and anyone who knows anything about evolution knows that this kind of thing is, in general, inevitable. Doubtlessly this evolutionary left-over has played into werewolf legends, but in this novel, we can’t believe that she really was born with hair any more than we should believe that she's really a werewolf, as primitive people might have stupidly done.

Neither can we trust that her best friend, and perhaps boyfriend, Zach was murdered in the park. Maybe he was, maybe he wasn't. This, in turn, means that we can’t believe that the school is grieving over him, or that Micah had any kind of relationship, much less a three-some, with Zach's best friend Tayshawn, or his daytime girlfriend Sarah. We can’t even believe that Micah even knew Zach, let along hung out with him, let alone dated him in the evenings. Who even has a daytime girlfriend and an evening girlfriend anyway? Did the daytime girl never wonder why she could never see her boyfriend in the evenings? Was he even murdered? See what I mean? In order to have a liar tell the story, you have to have a base of truth somewhere, and this mess of a novel gives none. It's like putting a terrestrial animal into a tank full of water with no place for it to set foot. Eventually, your story is drowned by the endless lies.

In short, this entire novel is purest bullshit from the very first word, so what, I ask, is the point of reading it? Almost needless to say: I didn’t finish this. If the narration had not been so utterly nauseating, I might have tried to press on, but even if the narration had been angelically poetic, I still would have had trouble listening to a self-obsessed congenital liar ramble on for hours about nothing. WARTY!


Sunday, March 23, 2014

Enders by Lissa Price






Title: Enders
Author: Lissa Price
Publisher: Ember
Rating: WARTY!

I wrote a positive (if weird and somewhat breathless) review of Starters which was this novel's predecessor, but I’d forgotten a lot of what happened in it, and my re-reading of my own review didn't help as much as I hoped it would to get me in the right frame of mind for this one! That review was written only a couple of months after I started this blog and it was actually quite interesting to go back and read myself writing a review back then!

Quite unlike the original, this sequel is a complete and nonsensical disaster. I mean that literally: nothing in this novel makes sense. It's like a really, and I mean really, let's hear it one more time, really bad B movie plot. I'm actually wondering if Price didn't get her ideas for this from watching daytime TV soap operas. The first issue I had with it isn't even the novel but the cover. I don't normally say anything about covers because this blog is about writing, and the writer has as little to do with their cover as the cover artist does with reading the novel, but these new covers are so bad I can't not say anything about them.

The cover not only of Enders but also of Starters has undergone a make-over for the worst. The model (or models) look like they were on Quaaludes or something. The models look like different people, and neither cover looks as good as the original Starters cover. The new covers SUCK (I show the Enders cover here which matches the original Starters cover in my earlier review). This is what happens when you let Big Publishing™ get its massive and clumsy foot in the door! Yes, the sequel is published by Ember and that's pretty much what this novel is - a dying ember after the roaring fire of volume 1.

In passing, I have to say I was not at all impressed with Lissa Price's website. Her 'About' page seems to be about nothing save making money! It quite literally tells nothing about Lissa Price except how seemingly obsessed she is with formalities and opportunities. I was quite turned-off her by reading that. Her first novel was really good, but its sequel is so appallingly amateurish as to be scary. What the hell happened? Where was her literary agent? Did they not read this and advise her against going ahead with it as it was? Where was her book editor? Did they not warn her that this novel was nowhere near ready for prime-time?

This novel begins with Callie living in the mansion vacated by Helena, her psychotic abuser from the first volume. Helena died in that story and left the mansion to Callie and to her own granddaughter, Emma. Callie was supposed to locate Emma, but she simply blows off that commitment. She still has the chip in her head which allowed people to control her body remotely, but it has been modded by a guy (Redmond) who at first she felt angry towards, but who subsequently became her friend. The chip was how she planned upon earning money to pay for her kid brother getting treatment for his medical problems. Her entire life revolved around her kid brother in volume one. He may as well not even exist in volume two!

In order to explain why this novel is so god-awful, this rest of this review is going to have some MAJOR SPOILERS, even by my standards, so do not read any further unless you want these spoilers in your head! Note that some of this is so bad that even as I try to explain it, I fear you may not follow the explanation.

The "Old Man" who had been responsible for running the organization to which Callie volunteered her youth for rent, is still free, and he's able to contact her via her chip - and to later start controlling her through it even when she was unwilling and quite conscious. He wants her chip mods for himself and is willing to kill to get it, as she discovers at the mall when he blows up that chip-carrying girl remotely, using the chip itself. How exactly a tiny chip can be made to explode with sufficient force to take out a small portion of a mall and kill people is conveniently glossed over, and Price agrees with me on that, based on what happens later to Emma, but apparently she forgot the earlier massive destructive power of her magic chip. This was the first thing I disliked about this novel, and this particular incident makes no sense in light of what happens later in the novel between Callie and Hyden.

Another problem was that everyone seems to have suddenly become scientifically stupid in Price's world - especially the scientists. They’ve all apparently forgotten something we knew back in 1836, when Michael Faraday discovered that (with few exceptions) an electromagnetic signal cannot pass into a properly protected enclosed area - hence the name Faraday cage. This is presumably where that tinfoil hat trope came from. Callie can be cut off from the unwelcome invading signals even if the chip cannot be removed. The chip could also be fried with an EMP. Price is evidently a "graduate" of the University of Iowa's summer writing workshop which may account for her apparent lack of a decent science education.

The story wasn't too bad in its early stages, but even then there were issues. As I mentioned, Callie is in a mall when she sees the head of a fellow Starter - someone she knows - explode. Her chip was detonated remotely as a demonstration by the "Old Man" of his power. The Old Man was the CEO of the corporation which abused Starters in the first novel, and which Callie brought to its knees. She's then kidnapped by Hyden, who lies that he's the son of "Old Man", and he claims that he wants to bring him down. The truth is that Hyden is the Old Man: he was apparently wearing an improbably effective disguise in the first novel! Yeah. Right.

Callie inexplicably falls immediately in love with Hyden, and he and she start kidnapping other Starters who have been chipped (and subsequently referred to as "metals"). They bring them to Hyden's lab. Hyden tells Callie he has secured her boyfriend Michael from the first novel, and her kid brother Tyler, at a safe location and Callie has no issue with this at all, although why they're not secured with Callie is blown off. Hyden lies that he wants to bring his old man (i.e. himself) down, when his real plan is to use her to capture all the "metals" and sell them off as slaves to the highest bidder. He consistently lies to Callie until he's forced to tell her the truth, and she pretty much immediately forgives him, even for the raid he conducted on his own lab to kidnap and transport the "metals" to a secret desert lab to auction them off, a raid during which Redmond is murdered. Hyden consistently lies to Callie that he doesn't know where this lab is and he leads her to believe her father is dead even though he's holding her father captive at that secret lab!

Callie inexplicably forgives Hyden for every evil act he has set in motion and romps off holding his hand at the end of the novel joyfully planning on working for the government organization which also kidnaps and abuses Callie! Her dearest lifelong friend and boyfriend from the first novel is completely sidelined here for Hyden. Her son, about whom her life revolved is completely sidelined here for Hyden. Callie is yet another main female character in a dystopian novel written by a female author who is consistently shown to be slow, boneheaded, stupid, incompetent, moronic, and a willing pawn of men.

In short, this novel was lousy, and a really poor excuse for a sequel to an original novel that was so entertaining. I rate this novel a truly warty read.


Saturday, March 22, 2014

Steelheart by Brandon Sanderson


Rating: WORTHY!

Curiously, this novel isn't copyrighted to Brandon Sanderson, but to Dragonsteel Entertainment, LLC. What's up with that?!

This is the first in The Reckoners series: Steelheart, Mitosis, Firefight (due in late 2014 to be followed by Calamity). There's a huge prologue to this novel (which I naturally refused to read) that apparently details how the main protagonist's father died. In my book(!), if it’s worth telling, it’s worth labeling it 'chapter one'. Otherwise, fugeddaboudit! This review contains some big spoilers.

I’d looked at Steelheart several times on the library shelf before I decided to check it out. My problem with it was first of all, that it’s a first-person PoV novel. Nine-out-of-ten 1PoVs are detestable in my experience. The other problem was less easily definable: I just couldn’t get inspired by the idea of it, but then I decided, since I'd already read and liked The Rithmatist by this same author, what's to lose? That's the advantage of the public library: you're not out anything but a bit of time if you don’t like it, and you can always go buy the novel later if you really do like it. I had some minor issues with the story as I began reading it, but I found myself starting to become engrossed pretty quickly, which was a welcome surprise.

But be advised that this represents two negatives with which I came into this: that I was really ambivalent to begin with about this novel, and that this is a super-hero story. This may affect my take on it! This is not a comic book, but it has that graphic novel aura about it because of its subject matter. I used to like comics when I was a kid, but I grew out of them, so I never became a part of that culture. I've reviewed several comics in this blog, and actually enjoyed them for the most part, but I'm not an aficionado, and although I've been to a few comic-cons, I was neither part of, nor impressed by, the fanboi/girl culture; in fact, I'm turned off by it. That doesn’t mean I don’t enjoy a good super-hero movie as my movie reviews page proves.

Sanderson tries to remain faithful to the comic book style, but I'm not sure this was the best way to go with a novel written entirely in words. I can see where he's coming from, but comic book fandom is most akin to a fanatical religion, and writing a novel entirely in words and putting it out there for comic fans seems to me to be rather like being a heretic. OTOH, you cannot possibly write a graphic novel and include in it as much as is included in a regular novel. Not in one volume! To me, this is a severe and debilitating limitation of comics. It's why I grew out of them. They couldn’t continue to offer me enough as I grew up.

So the story is set in a future Chicago - clunkily re-named "Newcago" - which is run by a cadre of super-villains, the leader of whom is Steelheart. Steel heart could also refer to the main protagonist, and can also refer to "Newcago" itself - the entire city was turned to steel - walls, streets, furniture, windows, doors, and so on by Steelheart. I guess he's just that kind of a guy. How the city even stayed above ground with that extremely dense tonnage of metal being tugged down by gravity remains unexplained. Society fortunately had new mobile phone technology by then, so the massive preponderance of metal conveniently doesn’t affect people's ability to communicate or navigate.

A decade before, the bad stuff happened. A weird comet or light of some kind appeared in the sky and bad people developed super powers - or more likely, ordinary people got them and became bad. These people are called Epics, and they come in various rankings, dependent upon their influence and power. Steelheart is the leader in this city and has a close group of slightly lesser super-villains who work with him. Why they do this isn’t explained. Why any super-villain would even want to be the reigning monarch over a city is also unexplained, especially given that Steelheart quite literally does nothing save eat and sleep, and occasionally display his power to keep people afraid of him.

One of these sub-villains is Nightwielder, who can be incorporeal, and who casts the city into permanent darkness for reasons unexplained. The only thing which shines through is the light in the sky, now named Calamity. No one knows what it is or how any of this came about. Nor does anyone know how people manage to find things to eat when there's nothing capable of growing under the darkened sky. The rest of the country is similarly under martial law from super-villains and suffering devastation.

A small group of anonymous people, known as The Reckoners, is trying to kill Epics. This group seems almost super-human itself in its ability to get into and out of places, and to assassinate many of the lesser Epics. David Charleston, whose father was killed in the prologue by Steelheart, has recently got out of the child-labor munitions factory which supplies weapons to Steelheart's fifty squads of enforcers.

When he became eighteen he was forced to quit and make his own way in the world, but he has savings: enough money to get his own apartment and to live independently while he plans how to exact revenge upon Steelheart for his father's death. He has a hand-written library of notes on a huge number of super-villains, and a plan to take-out Steelheart. Why hand-written is unexplained. The first step of this plan is to distract Steelheart by making him think that there's a new villain in town - Limelight - who is planning on challenging Steelheart's despotism.

One night David hears a rumor that The Reckoners are in town, and he figures that they will go after Fortuity - a villain who has precognition and consequently is extremely hard to assassinate. David ends up joining The Reckoners and seems to be accepted by them all except for his peer, Megan, who for some unexplained reason resents him, so you know they will become an item. Can you say "cliché"? David's only thoughts of her center around her physical attributes and appearance. He exhibits no apparent desire to know her mind.

The Reckoners group consists of 'The Prof' - who is so suspicious that I began thinking he was an Epic himself - along with Tia, a researcher who digs up data in an attempt to find ways to bring down the Epics, Cody, a sniper, Abraham, a weapons expert, and the aforesaid Megan, who's special talent appears to be that she's eye-candy. Sanderson has given each character an oddball quirk or two, but none of this worked for me, and in the end, simply became irritating.

The group begins planning how to bring down Steelheart, and thereby really make a statement. No one has ever taken down a prime level Epic. The goal is to get Steelheart, but in order to do that, they need to get to one of his minions, and the one they choose is the one in charge of the security forces - he apparently uses his own super-generated power to augment his paramilitary teams, and to supply the city with energy to make up a deficit. If he was taken out, it would really put a dent in Steelheart's power structure in more ways than one.

This brings me to another issue! Many villains are named and some are even associated with a power or two, but we see very little of them or what they do. Those parts are a bit like reading a phone book or a who's who. We want to get to the wikipedia entry on them (well, maybe not quite that much detail!), but we are denied.

I continued to like the novel as I quickly read through it. Indeed, I found myself wishing I had more free time so I could simply read it through without stopping, which is a good sign, and a vote for wanting to read the sequels, assuming this one didn’t go belly-up in the last half (it didn't). As a reader, we have to hope for the best while coping with the worst, and I can see how people can become addicted to a series even if it’s less than ideal. It’s not that any given series is necessarily so great, it's that it can be so hard to give that up in the hope of finding something better, and once you've read volume one, you have an investment in things which can be hard to let go. In economics, it’s known as 'commitment bias', or simply the 'sunk cost fallacy'.

Personally, I've never understood how people can dislike volume one of a series and rate it two stars or whatever, and then look forward to volume two! I guess it’s an addiction from which I'm thankfully free. In many ways a series is like having a good friend to hang out with, a partner, a spouse, or even children or a pet. As big of a pain in the ass as they can be from time to time, you really miss them when they're not around. That's why some people stay in miserable relationships which they should have long ago abandoned. It can be miserable to be alone, at least initially, but I don’t agree that this means that we should encourage bad writing by voting with our pocketbook for these pock-marked books!

The series problem is that they’re so easily written in many regards. The first novel is the hardest, of course: you have to create the characters, the world, and the plot and make it work intelligently together and bring it to a satisfying conclusion, but a series demands rebellion against this paradigm by insisting that not only the initial, but each succeeding story is actually never finished. This is unsatisfying by its very nature.

Once that first volume is out of the way, subsequent volumes are far easier because the world and the characters are already there. If the first volume was a success, you already have a fan base and can afford to relax somewhat, and even to take some liberties with your readership. This may account for the bottoming-out of so many second volumes: the author isn’t motivated to try (not like they were in volume one). This doesn’t mean that there's no work to be done, or no effort to be made in volume two and later (obviously there needs to be a new plot which ideally is at least as good as volume one), but you can take a lot of short-cuts because the world and its population is already established. I think this privilege and freedom, and even the shortcuts are all-too-often abused.

One problem I had with this story is one which I've had with far too many other stories: the relationship between the girl and the guy. The authors' preponderant need to have one male and one female, both preferably white, and to have them meet and fall in love no matter what, is a bit sad to say nothing of tiresome. David and Megan don’t have a relationship. They're thrown together artificially, and it's completely nonsensical since they're the two most junior members of the team.

As far as their relationship goes, there isn’t one. Nothing happens or develops. David's entire investment in Megan is sexual - based entirely on superficiality. Later, much later, we get a hint that there may be something more in development, but in general it’s so juvenile, and in the end it's too little too late. At least Sanderson gives a somewhat rational explanation for her hot and cold treatment of David, although even that seemed uncomfortably artificial, especially in that it was directed towards David and no one else on the team - like he was the sole offender.

I liked this novel mostly, and by that I mean that I'm ready to read a sequel to it, but I was disappointed by some of the really clunky parts. The biggest problem I had, I think, was how completely incompetent the Reckoners proved themselves to be. In the beginning, we were asked to accept that they were smart, seasoned, Epic assassins, who plan meticulously, have great success, and who leave no trail back to them. Initially, they didn’t even want David on board because he was so young and amateurish. The reality, as depicted in the novel that we get to read, is that they're idiots who couldn’t build Panama if they had a man, a plan, a canal inside out and backwards.

The first problem was David, the main character and narrator. He was a bad character and was actually at the root of many of the clunkers which irritated me. I don’t expect a perfect character. Indeed, that would be awful, but I do expect one to make sense within his framework. His deliberately lousy metaphors weren't remotely amusing and became tedious very quickly. His really weird obsession with stating, long and loud to anyone who would listen, that handguns were poor and inaccurate and his rifle was infinitely better, sounded like he was quoting the villain from the Clint Eastwood movie A Fistful of Dollars. This was clearly intended to telegraph that this was going somewhere, but it never did!

The next problem was that the two newest members of the team were consistently partnered on missions. This made no sense, and was clearly done for no reason other than to clumsily keep the two together so that romance could blossom, but even if I wanted to swallow down that sorry lump of indigestible gristle, there was no romance! All we were given was adolescent David lusting after Megan's "hot" body. Badly written. Sanderson did this in exemplary fashion in The Rithmatist so why did he perform so poorly here? I dunno.

One crucial issue, which unusually was not tied to David, was that these so-called professionals failed to change their coded frequency after Megan's cell phone was lost. That's all I'm going to say about that, but it made me wonder how people this clueless had managed to even survive, let alone have the success they'd supposedly had in the past.

The most egregious example though, was the incompetence and stupidity exhibited by the team when they tried to take out Conflux, a supposedly a key Epic who controls the security forces. Yes, their information about him is poor, but it’s solid about the route his car takes when traveling through the city. Note that at this point they have the flux gun which can vaporize a target, and they have a power cell which can power it for some twelve shots. All they had to do was wait in concealment on the route and blast Conflux's limo with the gun. They didn’t even have to know if any Epic was in the car. It didn’t matter if they failed on this occasion because they could get away and try later. They failed to do this. They had a gun in place, but it was not the flux gun.

Even when they screwed this up, David could still have salvaged something. He had the flux gun and he had a UV light which he knew would solidify Nightwielder, yet he failed to take him out when a golden opportunity presented itself! They exposed themselves when they didn’t have to and this made no sense.

So this is all I'm going to write about this volume. Let's just say that the ending wasn't god-awful and held a surprise or two, and I'll be looking for the sequels - the next one at least. After that I'll decide whether to go another step! For now I rate this particular volume a worthy read - just don't expect miracles!


Friday, March 21, 2014

The Impossible Knife of Memory by Laurie Halse Anderson






Title: The Impossible Knife of Memory
Author: Laurie Halse Anderson
Publisher: Viking
Rating: WARTY!

This novel is ostensibly about dealing with Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) but it’s really just another troubled teen romance, and I detested it for trivializing a serious and under-attended problem in such a cavalier and disrespectful fashion. As if that alone isn’t bad enough, Anderson also trivializes the rather abusive nature of the very 'romance' which the main female character gets into. As if that wasn't bad enough, Anderson seems to me to be offering us a jail-bait-and-switch deal here, where she presents us with what appears, at first glance, to be an against-trope relationship, but which upon examination turns out to be mired in the self-same clichés with which every other bad teen romance is smothered.

Hayley Kincain (not Kincaid - she's a kin of Cain) is portrayed as a rebellious seventeen-year-old in the first few pages, who is a troubled teen, and an outsider in every way. Soon after this you realize that she's no different from every other supposedly troubled teen in this kind of novel. Shortly after that, you realize that in truth, she's a bigoted, untroubled teen! She arrogantly thinks she's above everyone else in school, labeling them as either zombies or freaks. She's nasty about the retirees at the home where she 'volunteers' (she's forced to 'volunteer' because she's disruptive).

She's presented to us as being smart, yet she offers no evidence that she's any smarter than average. Indeed, she's so poor a student that she has a tutor forced on her, and the trope guy wangles himself into that position. The trope guy has a trope name: Finn. I honestly don’t get what’s heroic or attractive about a guy named after a fish appendage. He's dishonestly presented to us as being a skinny nerd, but he's not. He's a standard bad-boy" trope guy with muscles, upon which Hayley remarks more than once.

I don’t suffer PTSD (except from reading one-too-many bad YA novels), nor have I ever had to care for one who does, so I'm not speaking from experience here, but Hayley never acts like she's a girl with weighty troubles. Yeah, she cogitates a bit about her dad, but otherwise, she behaves in no different a manner than any other student in the school, and contrary to looking like someone who's living on her nerve-ends because of her father's understandably manic behavior, she looks like she's having a whale of a time most of the time. Would that be half a whale of a time - like a Fin whale of a time or something? Or maybe something much smaller, like a Beluga? No disrespect to Belugas, but they look like they could use a day at the beach, don’t they? But they probably have great skin when they get old, all that sheltering from the ultra violent rays. Not stingrays. Sun rays. But I digress.

Hayley's best friend is Grace, who is dating Topher. Seriously? Grace, who's routinely infantilized into Gracie, and Topher have about as bad a relationship as Grace's mom and dad do. On one of these occasions, Grace runs off in a huff to the bathroom like a six-year old and Hayley gets on Topher about going after her to enable her childish behavior. This is after she lectures Finn about how demeaning it is to attribute girls' emotions to being premenstrual, yet she says nothing about his use of the term "douche bag" as an insult. This was about 30% in and I was thinking at that point how trope-ish and boring this novel is. I see no evidence to justify or even rationalize the praise it’s had from less discerning reviewers. The troubled girl with a secret, the muscular guy with an utterly absurd name. "Finn"? Really? But enough wailing on him.

Finn's most noticeable attribute (ok, more wailing...) is that he persistently and consistently manipulates Hayley into doing what he wants, and she finds nothing to object to in his behavior. There's genderism in the novel too. When Grace's parents start heading down Divorce Road, it’s the guy who cheated. It’s always the guy in these novels, never the girl, never the wife. Grace's parents, stuck in a co-dependent relationship, are more juvenile than the high school kids are. Have you noticed how the parents are always engineers, architects, accountants. They're never mine workers, or farmers, or trash collectors, or car mechanics! Hayley is more upset by Grace's domestic problems than she is by her own, and she makes Grace go with her to community service at a retirement community so they can have fun with the oldies. When she gets home that evening, Hayley demands that her dad take her to the cemetery so she can visit her grandmother's grave. No waiting until a different day it has to be RIGHT NOW! Brat much, Hayley?

That was pretty much the point where I honestly ceased to care what happened to her, her relationship with Finn, or her relationship with her father. This novel (what I read of it anyway) was way too wordy and completely boring, and nothing happens in it that hasn’t happened in other novels. There's nothing special, or new, or interesting, or brilliantly written, or educational here. There is a lot of trite, trash, trope, and cliché, and I think it's warty all around.


Thursday, March 20, 2014

The Time Fetch by Amy Herrick






Title: The Time Fetch
Author: Amy Herrick
Publisher: High Bridge Audio
Rating: WORTHY!

Very competently read by Luci Christian

This is one of the rare occasions where I don’t start the review until after I finish the book, which means I have to review the book - literally - to write the review. Weird. The basis of the novel is that there's a parallel world inhabited by creatures which live off time energy - rather like the Weeping Angels, of Doctor Who fame. They periodically open a portal into this world and travel through in a tiny ship (the Fetch) that looks like a rock. They exit the Fetch and wander off like tiny flies, harvesting the moments in time which will not be missed - that minute or two you zoned-out? They took it. That hour you were having so much fun that it zoomed by? They filleted it.

There's a problem here in Herrick's logic in that she offers nothing to show how these little "Time Flies" (lol!) discern what are non-missable moments. How do they know how to take ones which will not be missed - which will cause no harm? Or do they simply take whatever and we subsequently perceive it as zoning-out or time flying by? That latter explanation makes more sense given what comes later, but Herrick doesn't make it clear. The problem is that there's a queen in each Fetch, and she calls the Time Flies back before they can gobble up every moment, so clearly they don’t have any way to know what they're doing. They're just parasites. The queen dies in singing them back, but the Fetch seals them in and it’s safe, ready for retrieval. The problem is that in this novel, some of them escape, they start multiplying and literally do start eating all the time (so to speak; this is such fun to write!).

The time gobblers disguise the Fetch like a rock because people ignore rocks, but this shows a serious deficit in Herrick's understanding, I feel. OTOH, she had to have something which would be stolen or the Fetch would never have got off the ground. Literally. I'm loving this! The problem is that people pick up rocks. They collect them. They throw them. They skim them off water surfaces. If the time fetchers really didn’t want their ship to be disturbed, they should have designed it to look like bird droppings, or something like that! But they didn’t.

Edward's school project was to go to the park and find a rock representative of a moraine deposit. He didn’t. Edward is a slacker who tries to be invisible so he can glide through life with the least hassle. He picks up a rock from under a tree in his yard on the way to school that morning, and it's the Fetch, of course. Now that it's been touched, it appears on the radar of people who want to steal it for their own ends. Edward discovers that he attracts these people to him as long as he has the rock, but he doesn’t know why, and these events begin to weird him out. Eventually, the Fetch passes through the hands of three of his school-mates: Brigit, Danton, and "Feenix" (Herrick stole my name from a children's book I wrote years ago! I know she did!). The novel is told from several different perspectives, but fortunately not in the obnoxious first person. kudos to Herrick for that.

Danton is a school jock, but he befriends Edward, so he's not the clichéd stereotype you might fear. I had thought his name was 'Denton' from the audio, but it’s not. That's another problem with audio books: we have no idea how the characters spell their names! Feenix is mischievous and likes to get people going, particularly her teachers. She consistently refers to Edward as 'Dweebo'. Some might see her as mean, or even as a bitch, but she's actually insecure and protects herself by means of presenting a thorny exterior. Brigit is the most pointless character. She's almost a mute, which means that the ending will hinge on her voice being found at the right time - no spoiler there - but she really has very little going on for almost the entire novel. It seems a bit unfair on her as a character. It’s just as well that these four touched the Fetch, because as time starts to end, they're the only ones who notice it.

One thing I really liked about Herrick's book is that she delivers on something which is sadly lacking in YA fiction; good, solid, sound science! She offers none to explain how all this fantasy works, but she offers more than sufficient to give you have a handle on what real science says about the why and how of things that are happening in the novel - like dimensions and time, for example. If there were only two dimensions - everything had no height, for example - then you would not see it. It’s not like you could see it from overhead, but not from edge-on: it would quite literally disappear, because it has absolutely no height, not even a nanometer - there is no edge-on view. She argues the same thing for time - like it’s the fourth dimension, and if there is no time, then you can’t see anything, any more than if there was no width or breadth. Things would disappear, and this is indeed what starts to happen as the Time Flies eat all the time.

She screws up here, IMO, because she depicts all this as things aging - both people and buildings. I can see how she derives that (if moments are extracted, then everything ages faster), but this seems at odds with her stated premise that things become invisible when one of the dimensions is missing. It makes a kind of sense, but it seems odd; then most things in advanced physics do! She reverts to the original premise as the story continues, with great gaps of nothingness opening up all over the city in the space-time fabric of the universe. I loved the novel for this. Given the poor state of science and math education in the US, it's shameful that more YA writers don’t do a better job, but then those writers are a product of the same society which turns out people with a lousy understanding of science and math in the first place, so how are they to do better? Vicious cycle! It’s sad though, especially given that so many YA writers are university or college grads. So huge kudos to Herrick for this.

There are, as I've indicated, some plot holes and some problems, but overall, this was a really good novel. You may find yourself struggling through some parts which should have been trimmed severely or edited out altogether, such as Feenix's pointless sojourn with the three witches, and Edward's bizarre disappearance and reappearance at a crucial time in the finale, but there are also joys to be had as one oddball thing after another crops up, and is integrated effortlessly into the story like another piece in a jigsaw

The characters are good, if a bit thinly-sketched. Feenix was my favorite. Brigit seemed like she need not have been there. I liked the interaction of the four, and that they came together as a team whereas before, they weren't even friends. There's no sappy absurd romance here, or love a triangle. They're simply four people - equals, gender checked at the door. This was wonderful. I liked the part where Herrick aged the four of them rapidly, and they got to see each other as grown-ups. I found it inexplicable as they reverted back to their original ages when there seemed to have been nothing to account for the reversion! Plot holes!

Overall, I rate this a very worthy read. Yes, it’s sad that there are some poor parts which you just have to wade through, but the good parts more than made up for that. Overall it’s well worth the time for as interesting, inventive, original, and fun story as this was.


Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Squiggly Gets Glasses by Dawn Clark






Title: Squiggly Gets Glasses
Author: Dawn Clark
Illustrated by: Delphine Lacas
Publisher: BQB publishing
Rating: worthy


DISCLOSURE: Unlike the majority of reviews in this blog, I've neither bought this book nor borrowed it from the library. This is a "galley" copy ebook, supplied by Net Galley. I'm not receiving (nor will I expect to receive or accept) remuneration for this review.

This is another children's book which caught my eye - especially since it’s about wearing eyeglasses, which I do. If you're curious, contacts are too much of a pain and way too high-maintenance for my taste. Eyeglasses are much more efficient for my purposes, even though they, too, have some problems. As Neil deGrasse Tyson explains in episode two of the excellent remake of the Cosmos TV series, eyes originally evolved for use under water, so ours are not exactly at their best in the open air - especially since they're wired backwards).

But I digress! I felt that I ought to be able to relate in a way to Squiggly's problems, but I found that I couldn’t - not really - because his story seems to make light of the potential for friction a bit too much. I know that a story written for children in this age range can’t be completely true to life (if it were, the squirrels wouldn't be in school!), but I don’t think ignoring or glossing over possible problems is the way to go.

The basic story is that Squiggly has trouble reading what his teacher is writing on the board at school, and so has to visit the eye doctor (Dr. Peepers! I appreciated that.). He's kitted-out with new eyeglasses, over which he's thrilled. Unfortunately, it seems that his wearing of eyeglasses is now a panacea, solving all problems, not just his difficulty in reading at distance. The school bully suddenly turns around and becomes his friend, and everyone is on-board. No one makes fun, and Squiggly actually has no issues. Maybe I'm over-thinking this, and I know you have to have a happy ending at this age range, but to present this as pretty-much clear-sailing all the way missed some educational opportunities in my opinion.

The only other issue I had was with the illustrations. They were fine in general for the age range, colorful and large, and full of interest, but they didn’t always appear in the right place in the text and in one case, the letters on the eye chart didn’t match what Squiggly was reading (G, P, T, Y appear nowhere on the chart!). Again, maybe I'm being too harsh, and I can't say if kids listening and following along with this, and seeing these pictures, would even notice something like that, or be concerned with it, but whether they do or not, it seemed to me that in a book which has as its topic, reading accuracy, the discrepancy between what Squiggly was saying he saw, and what actually appeared on the eye chart seemed a bit much, especially when Dr. Peepers (I love that name!) was indicating that although he needed glasses, Squiggly was fine with some of the letters! Maybe the print edition will fix some of the placement problems.

Those picky issues aside (hey, they ask for an honest review!), I think this story is perfectly fine. It has plenty of fun illustration and an interesting story, and it definitely will make children think a bit, both about dealing with problems, and about avoiding creating problems. I’d like to have seen that explored a bit more, but making kids think is always a good thing. There's plenty of opportunity for parent-/guardian-child discussion here, so all-in-all, I recommend this.


Tuesday, March 18, 2014

The Truth About Alice by Jennifer Mathieu






Title: The Truth About Alice
Author: Jennifer Mathieu
Publisher: Roaring Brook Press
Rating: WARTY!


DISCLOSURE: Unlike the majority of reviews in this blog, I've neither bought this book nor borrowed it from the library. This is a "galley" copy ebook, supplied by Net Galley. I'm not receiving (nor will I expect to receive or accept) remuneration for this review.

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"…like making it look like was texting Elaine about doing it with him." (p25) makes zero sense. There were also some spelling errors, but very few.

I was not at all impressed with this novel. The author's goal is admirable, but I think it achieves the very opposite of what it attempts. It's told from multiple first person PoVs. 1PoV with one narrator is usually a disaster in YA fiction, but in this case Elaine, Kelsie, Kurt, and Josh all narrate, magnifying the problem fourfold. All four are morons, and every single one of them seems to be as sexually-obsessed as they are shallow and tedious. This means that not a one of them has an engaging story to relate. Apparently no one in this small town in Texas has anything on their mind - ever - except sex, and that applies equally whether you're male or female. Even given a very liberal view of how teens are, this is completely unrealistic and not even remotely titillating (which might have offered some relief from the tedium).

The novel has no conventional chapters (1, 2, 3, etc), just a series of interleaved stories (I use that term purposefully) headed by the name of the narrator. They each tell essentially the same yarn, tarted up with pointless and yawn-worthy (not yarn-worthy) personal detail about their petty lives, so if you read it front-to-back, you'll find yourself engaged in endless re-writes of your understanding of events as new information constantly comes to light. Some readers might like that.

The final contributor is Alice herself, and she's just as bad as the others for where her mind is at, but if the very last narrative by Josh and the very last chapter itself (by Alice) are read first, the rest of the novel can be comfortably skipped without loss. Unless you enjoy rambling, juvenile, three-sheets-to-the-wind style air-headed gossip.

If this had been written by a guy I can imagine how raked over the coals he would have been for writing material like this even if he had a point to make. That's what I'd optimistically assumed: that there was some sort of point going to be made, about slut-shaming or something along those lines, but I found myself increasingly hoping it would be made quickly, because quite frankly I did not know how much of this empty-headed adolescent chit-chat I could honestly stomach. I wasn't at all intrigued, engrossed (just grossed), or entertained by it. And there was no point made at the end except that some people are sexually-obsessed and others are liars. There is no compelling truth unveiled here, nothing new, nothing unusual, nothing edifying, nothing educational, nothing entertaining, nothing which adds to the discourse, and no moral points made. It's just gossip teetering precariously upon upon innuendo, stacked dangerously upon lies, balanced on the knife edge of total inertia, and that's what I want to get into next.

I think the worst part of this novel is what is not said. Yes, people do dumb stuff, and yes people lie about what others may or may not have done, but that's life. That's a given. Yes, women are held to a different standard than are men, and as wrong as that is, as much as that must change, it's not news. The problem that this novel suffers is that it's so obsessed with making its point that it tramples that point under foot. There is no realism here, and thus the issue becomes not Alice, but where the hell were the adults during all this? I cannot honestly believe, no matter which town it happened in, that this level of scandalous behavior (not to be confused with sexual behavior) could go on unabated without someone stepping in somewhere along the line, but no one ever did. Adults were all but non-existent in this novel. They said nothing. They did nothing. They intervened in nothing.

Having said that, there was one event which necessitated police intervention, and a simple check of cell-phone calling records could have implicated or exonerated one of the parties, but that investigation was never undertaken. I find that incredible - and not in a good way. I'm guessing that the sign as you drive into this town says: Healy, Texas - where you leave reality behind.

The story is about two events (so-called - one is a non-event, the other a tragedy) connected with Alice, who is variously described up front as a slut and a skank. The non-event is that at a party, she had sex with two guys one after the other. Who cares? But it's all this town can talk about until the next event. That event was some time later, when Brandon was supposedly so bombarded with texts when he was driving, that he had lost control of the car and died. His passenger, Josh, survived since he was wearing a seat-belt.

Quite obviously, the driver is at fault here for one or more of the following:
1. drinking and driving, and/or
2. texting and driving, and/or
3. Failing to drive with due care and attention and
3. Failing to buckle-up
There is no question about this, yet this becomes an obsession in the town: Brandon is innocent, the sender of the texts effectively murdered him. Seriously? Were those texts even sent? The police quite simply don't bother to investigate. Seriously? Every single person (save one, more about him anon) in the school turns completely against Alice? Seriously? I simply cannot credit this. It's like a 1930s Frankenstein movie, with mob, but sans pitchforks. Yes, I can see how people can turn against someone for no good reason, but I cannot for the life of me see it happening as it's depicted in this fairy tale.

That's the problem, ultimately: that I could not believe this. It's simply not realistic. And I don't care if you, who is reading this review, or the author, or her literary agent. or her publicist, or her best friend can quote me an event that happened like this. That's not the issue. I'm not reading a newspaper, I'm reading a novel, and if the author of the novel cannot suspend my disbelief, then that author has failed.

Did Alice deserve the graffiti in the rest room? That's not even the question to ask here. The question is: why didn't even one single school official do anything about the graffiti, or about the behaviors being exhibited in that school? The question is: why didn't one single parent do anything about the behaviors being exhibited over this. And therein lies another problem: Alice's story is trivialized, debased, and marginalized by the complete lack of realism. I had sincerely hoped that this story would have aimed at being rather more novel than that.

So what about the one guy who didn't ostracize her? He was absolutely no better than any other character, and I'll tell you why. His entire focus throughout this novel was not on Alice, but on how much of a total babe she was, how hot she looked, how curvaceous her body was, how great her cleavage was, how her knees were like two peaches (seriously?!!!), how her neck was swan-like and what-ever! Never once, not on one single occasion did he ever express how beautiful her mind was (it wasn't, but then I'm not in love with her, he was). He never extemporized upon what a great person she was. In short, his behavior was exactly as bad as everyone else's, just in a different way. Actually you could make a sound argument that his objectification of Alice was even more grotesque than that exhibited by everyone else. At least they were out in the open with it - nothing to hide. And this guy was supposed to be her knight in shining armor (actually another YA trope with which I have issues, but enough said).

I'm sorry, but this novel failed in what it was purportedly trying to do, and in my opinion, rather than help to fix this awful problem, has simply exacerbated it. I cannot recommend it.


Monday, March 17, 2014

Kate Walden Directs: Night of the Zombie Chickens by Julie Mata






Title: Kate Walden Directs: Night of the Zombie Chickens
Author: Julie Mata
Publisher: Hyperion
Rating: WORTHY!


DISCLOSURE: Unlike the majority of reviews in this blog, I've neither bought this book nor borrowed it from the library. This is a "galley" copy ebook, supplied by Net Galley. I'm not receiving (nor will I expect to receive or accept) remuneration for this review.

This is yet another novel where I quite simply could not resist the title. Had it had a different title I may well have not even read this, and what a loss that would have been to me. Let this be a lesson to budding writers: the title is vital! Don’t choose one that gets lost in fifty near-identical titles on BN or Amazon. Don’t let your publisher make you title it with something ridiculous. Tell the publisher to go screw and self-publish before you let someone take over your creation. The world is littered with the corpses of novels that failed. Big Publishing™ does not have a guaranteed Midas touch. Now I’ll look a prize idiot if Disney-Hyperion chose Mata's title for her! Lol!

Kate Walden, the main character, has issues, the most serious of which seems to be what almost amounts to a phobia regarding the chickens her mother keeps. Kate, 12, resents these chickens with a passion so great that she spends her entire energy budget on creating her movie, and thinking about her movie, and plotting her movie. If there's one thing she hates on par with chickens, it’s eggs. Which is worse? It's hard to say; it gets kinda scrambled in my mind.

The movie, being made on a leg and a wing, is about a time when the chickens cause everyone in the vicinity to turn into zombies. She's yoked in a host of people to play zombies, and her best friend Alyssa, who dreams of Hollywood, is the star. The movie has become a swollen Soufflé of about three hours length, and she still has no ending. In her ongoing search for extra zombies, Kate is lured by Alyssa to invite the head of the pecking order at school, Lydia, to play one more zombie for one more scene. From that point on, life seems to turn into chicken-droppings for Kate.

Lydia is a disaster, and Kate gets no useful footage, but Alyssa starts bonding with Lydia: they're cracking each other up, egging each other on. Soon, Alyssa and Kate are no longer on speaking terms and Kate is hatching an elaborate and risky plan to get even with Alyssa for this betrayal. As if that isn't bad enough, she suspects her dad of being a bad egg in their family life, and she's walking on eggshells with her mom after a big fight. What on Earth ruffled all these feathers? Is it wise, in forming friendships, to put all your eggs in one basket? You're going to have to read this novel to find out, but be warned, you will be laughing out loud at those evil chickens, at Kate's take on life, and at her daily trials and tribulations. At least, I was. Then you'll be disturbed, then sad, and finally, happy again. Kate is awesome, and Julie Mata is an amazing writer who'd probably be a riot to have a conversation with. Don’t chicken out. Read this.

Where I ran into problems was in the same place where I seem to have consistently run into problems with ebooks this month. I look at this novel in Adobe reader and it’s fine, but when I want to read it in the Kindle, the formatting is lousy. Note that this is a review copy, so hopefully the final version will be much improved, but in this electronic age, there really is no excuse for spelling errors and poor formatting. All that does is set the fox among the chickens....

In Adobe reader, each chapter starts with an image of a film frame which contains the chapter number. Film frames are antiquated these days, but so is the hourglass, yet we still see it on our computer screens, especially if we’re running Windows! That's not the issue. In the Kindle, the frame is divorced from the chapter number. New chapter numbers do not start on new screens, but are tacked onto the end of the previous chapter, sometimes with the chapter number at the bottom of the screen and the actual chapter on the next screen, headed by an empty frame. Chapter 11 looks fine in Adobe, but in Kindle it’s chapter 1111. I don’t like to crow, but I know that's fifteen in binary. It gets an 'F' in hexadecimal….

Some speech isn't separated as it should be (by starting a new line for a different character's speech), but run together pretty much in the same sentence. Some words are run together with spaces between the individual letters instead of between the sentences! There were also (a very few) spelling errors. There is no excuse for poor spelling or poorly formatted ebooks, not even for ARCs. Fortunately, the poor formatting seems to have started (curiously!) when Kate's life starts going downhill, and particularly post chapter 1111, so I didn’t see it at the start of the novel, and I became won over by the writing sufficiently that I was willing to put up with it, but it’s never a good thing to antagonize reviewers with poor formatting. I will remember the 11/11 disaster for a long time…!

Back to the review in progress. Kate starts bonding with the class outcasts, Doris and Margaret, and discovers that their company isn’t so bad. Duhh! Everyone has a story to tell, and Kate ought to realize this as a movie writer/director! But she's only twelve so I’ll let that slide. This part of the novel reminds me strongly of another novel I reviewed not long ago. I was hopeful that this would not turn out like that one did. Okay, so I didn’t get the opening paragraph of chapter 24 where Kate observes that Lydia, who seems to laugh all the time, should move to India where she would have "the biggest laugh club of them all." That seemed to be off at best and a slur at worst. I'm rather fond of the Indians.

Here’s a classic quote for ya: "…it's not easy being a twelve-year-old director. I mean. How many directors have to do their math homework before they can work on their script?" I don’t know if you find that funny, but I sure do. It's well in line with the opening couple of paragraphs which feature this delight: "Worst of all, eggs come from chickens. Don’t even get me started on chickens." I don’t know what it is about that arrangement of words, but I found that seriously funny. How about this: "…my mother prefers a bunch of organic, free-range, overachiever, diabolical hens to me." and "Once again, the hens have outmaneuvered me." Finally, "There's something spooky about a bunch of chickens staring at you." Methinks Madame Mata has chickens in her past if not her present.

In summary, this is a really good novel. It’s perfect for the intended age range, and it’s even perfect for me. I loved how things went from funny to bad, to worse, to recovering, to great again. The characters are believable and well-conceived. They behave like you might expect, even when they're unpredictable, and the ending is perfect. Kate is a smart, strong, flawed, determined, inventive, funny, real girl, who doesn't need super powers to be special, or to be The Chosen One to have a great story to relate. I didn’t even mind that it was first person PoV, something which I normally detest. I thoroughly recommend this novel; get it now before it flies the coop!


Sunday, March 16, 2014

Magic or Madness by Justine Larbalestier






Title: Magic or Madness
Author: Justine Larbalestier
Publisher: Razorbill
Rating: WORTHY!

I fell in love with this novel right from the off, which is always a good sign as long as nothing goes south later, and it did not in this case. This is the second of Larbalestier's novels that I've read. The first was How to Ditch Your Fairy, and I rated that one a worthy read also. Is this the start of a relationship?! I have to say that this one was a bit annoying at first because the author/publisher chose to start each chapter with four or five words in a different and largely unintelligible font. There's no reason to annoy your readers like that, especially when you have so many other ways available to annoy and irritate them, but that's Big Publishing™ for you: a law unto itself.

The other thing is that there's this text divider symbol - like a sun with a smiley face in its center - employed in the text which is fine, except that it seems to appear randomly. Normally you'd use something like this to separate text in the same chapter which takes place at a somewhat later time, but in this case, these things seem to appear inexplicably at some indecipherable whim of the author's. Larbalestier seems intent in this novel upon randomly split text with these symbols, and with new chapters without much regard for the flow of what she's writing. I didn't experience this in How to Ditch Your Fairy. So this is slightly odd and somewhat frustrating, but it's not a deal buster for me.

This novel, which is the first in a trilogy (Magic or Madness, Magic Lessons, Magic’s Child), is set in Australia, so some of the lingo might be obscure. If you're a Brit, especially one like me with an interest in the Land of Oz, you can understand the bulk of it, but there's a glossary at the end of the novel for anything which proves too odd to guess at. Why the glossary is there rather than at the start is a bit of a mystery, but on to the story. Reason ("Ree") is a young Caucasian/aboriginal girl who has spent nearly all her life on the run with her mother Sarafina.

This precipitates the start of this story where Ree is forced to live with her actual legal guardian (her grandmother) because Sarafina is confined to a psychiatric facility. For her entire life, Ree's had it inculcated in her that her grandmother is an evil witch (not figuratively, but quite literally) who sacrifices animals. Ree is fearful of even talking to or looking at her grandmother Esmeralda (Mere) much less accepting anything from her in the way of food or drink. I didn't buy into this characterization at all. It seemed pretty obvious from the outset that Mere is not the "bad guy" here, and that Sarafina has been less than completely honest with her daughter. Plus: nut-job! (And there's a good reason for that, as Larbalestier reveals towards the end).

As Ree is planning escape routes from the house, much in the same way her mother did at an early age many years before, she encounters her next door neighbor, Tom, who has dreams of becoming a dress designer. Kudos to Larbalestier for not only breaking molds here, but for also not making Tom gay. The two bond quickly, because much in the same way that Ree can read people and situations, and has amazing counting skills, Tom is also gifted in evaluating his surroundings and picturing where people are in them. Whereas Ree sees things in numbers, particularly the Fibonacci numbers (a sequence you may recall from its use in The Da Vinci Code) or even your math class, Tom sees them in geometric shapes, pretty much like the designers of video games do. He pretty much tracks Ree climbing his favorite tree without even opening his eyes. He's really surprised to discover that Ree is much like himself. Yes, it would seem that Tom and Ree are going to be an item, but Larbalestier is smarter than that. At least I think she is!

Larbalestier dug herself into somewhat of a slippery hole by writing this in standard trope YA girl novel format. What’s up with that? Is it illegal to write a novel about a young girl unless it's told from first person PoV? I know it pretty much is in the US, but in Australia, too, they will clap you in irons and put you in the public stocks if you try to tell your story from third person?! No wonder they exported so many convicts to Australia from England. I’ll bet every one of them was a first person perspective novelist! Seriously, because she did this, Larbalestier has to awkwardly step out from that mode of narration into third person to describe Tom's perspective.

This problem is encountered repeatedly throughout this novel, and it's both really annoying and somewhat confusing. It's testimony to how much I liked the novel and especially Ree's strong character that I was willing to put up with this really ham-fisted way of telling this story. It screeched (yes, screeched) at me that I was reading a novel. Buh-bye suspension of disbelief; I think I can see it waving to me from that last bus out of town. Why can authors not divorce themselves from 1PoV for goodness sakes? Every novel does not have to be written that way, not even if it’s a YA novel about a girl, and not even if it’s dystopian! No, honestly! Get a grip authors for goodness sakes! Having got that out of my system, Larbalestier writes pretty well in general, if you can ignore the clunky changes in voice, and there's a lot of much-appreciated humor.

Tom's observation that "Reason did not climb like a girl" is a rather insulting and condescending claim - especially coming via a female writer. I've never know girls to be any different from boys in that regard, especially when they're Ree's age and younger. OTOH, it was Tom observing this, so perhaps we can excuse Larbalestier this time. Again, this is a problem with changing the narration voice repeatedly. That aside, Ree continues to defy not only expectations, but also her grandmother by hardly saying a word to her and by refusing to eat anything in the house. She also builds on her relationship with Tom. They visit a cemetery nearby and she discovers a disturbing trend in her family - the graves are mostly for women, and nearly all of them died young. Those who didn’t die young died in their early forties. Whatever she has, magical or not, it’s apparently some sort of curse! This is important for the ending of the novel.

Ree visits her mom in the hospital, and acting on her rather drugged-addled description finds what appears to be some confirmation, under the floor in the basement, that maybe her mom wasn't telling stretchers about grandma's witching activities and her evil mien. Pursuing her plan to escape, Ree finds a strange-looking key which apparently unlocks the back door, thereby opening up alternate escape routes. Not that she's exactly a prisoner! The problem with this key is that when she finally opens the door, she's not in Kansas, er Sydney, any more. Nope. Inside, looking out the window, it’s a hot Australian day, but using the key to pass through the doorway turns that into a freezing night in New York City! Ree has never seen snow and is at first oblivious to the chilling effect, finding everything odd and fascinating, particularly the snowflakes. It's nothing like the now familiar surroundings of Sydney.

The problem is that very soon, Ree realizes that she's wandered so far from the back door that she can no longer identify her grandmother's house amongst the cookie-cutter residences here. One would think her footprints in the snow would lead her right back there, especially if she's as smart as I’d been led to hope she is, but just as she realizes she's lost, we learn that there's someone in this new world watching her. Someone who's been waiting for Ree, expecting her to show up any time now….

The new character is Julietta, who goes by Jay-Tee, and who "works for" another person with the same abilities as Esmeralda. Even though Jay-Tee isn;t honest with Ree, the two bond, and when Jay-Tee's brother Danny shows up with some interesting news, it looks like Ree has found someone else to bond with, and maybe Tom has, in Jay-Tee. Just when you think this novel is over, with Ree safely home, she discovers something in her bedroom that shakes the delicate foundation she mistakenly thought she had under her feet at last.

I loved this story. I loved finding a resourceful, realistic, interesting, and strong female main character, and especially one who wasn't restricted to being white! I loved that naiveté is not confused with stupidity here. I loved that the novel was not forcibly set in the USA, because you know we can't possibly have an entertaining novel which isn't! I recommend this novel and I look forward to reading the two sequels.


Saturday, March 15, 2014

Tiernay West, Professional Adventurer by Janni Lee Simner





Title: Tiernay West, Professional Adventurer
Author: Janni Lee Simner
Publisher: Cholla Bear Press (website unavaiable)
Rating: WORTHY!


DISCLOSURE: Unlike the majority of reviews in this blog, I've neither bought this book nor borrowed it from the library. This is a "galley" copy ebook, supplied by Net Galley. I'm not receiving (nor will I expect to receive or accept) remuneration for this review.

This review will be shorter than my usual ones because this is a very short novel, and it's new, so I don't want to give out too many spoilers here. Let's talk about the importance of names and titles! This novel is a classical example of picking the right name for your novel in my opinion. It was originally titled Secret of the Three Treasures, which is very tame. It's almost hard to believe what a quick switcheroo can do, but now we have the magnificent title Tiernay West, Professional Adventurer - can you believe that? I think that's leagues ahead of the original and really catchy. I probably never would have read this had it retained its original name. I'm not one for going on much about covers (unless they really tick me off), because authors typically have little to do with their cover (and all-too-often little to do with their title!), but this cover is also wonderful. It amplifies the title perfectly.

This is yet another novel where I fell so in love with the title that I couldn't not read it! Of course, as I've discovered with other novels, a great title doesn’t guarantee a great read, but I'm always optimistic that a writer who can come up with a title like that can also write a novel like that, and unlike my previous experience with such a title, this novel kept me on-board to the very end.

I did get tripped up by the very first sentence. The author amusingly writes a short paragraph at the start of each chapter in italics, as though Tiernay truly is an adventurer. I loved this, but the very first one confused me. At first I thought it was written badly, but after I’d run it through my mind about four times employing different emphasis, pauses, and speeds, I realized it’s perfectly fine. Maybe it was just me, but I’d be a wee bit worried having a novel, even one with a brilliant title, starting out with a sentence that it takes a reader three or four passes through it before he gets it! Here's the sentence in case you're interested in seeing if you're sharper than I am!

Tiernay west stalked through the forest, silent as the great cats of the African plains, deadly as the fabled Royal Assassins of Arakistan.

Now when I read it, it seems perfectly fine to me. I think it was the juxtaposition of 'forest' and 'plains' which tripped me up initially; then my mind was so focused on that, that I couldn’t grasp the rest of the sentence!

I am so in love with Tiernay Markowitz (from which you know it’s only a short hop to 'West'). She's an admirably feisty and determined young woman. She wants to be an adventurer, and to take after the hero in the novels her dad writes. Not that she sees dad much these days, since he and mom have split up. Now she has to deal with the new man in her mom's life, Greg, who seems like a nice guy, but who doesn’t seem even remotely interested in adventuring; nor does his young son Kevin - at least, not at first. I loved Tiernay's long-suffering mom, too. She was the perfect combination of feistiness herself, and of face-palming patience in the face of her daughter's aggressive self-confidence

Acting on information received (by eavesdropping on a nearby table at the restaurant where they ate lunch), Tiernay learns of treasure! This treasure could even be in her home town. Admirably, she heads to the library and discovers a really interesting book about her ancestors, and what should drop out of the book but a short, handwritten note, which mentions not one, but three treasures! Tiernay is on the job, and next she does some Internet research. Yes! She uses the library and the Internet! She researches. She doesn't have things miraculously drop into her lap (apart from that one note!). She doesn't have magical powers. She isn't 'the chosen one'. She's not part angel, part demon or whatever, she's just a regular ordinary child who refuses to be hobbled by others' perceptions of her age and gender and so becomes extraordinary. In short, she's how every main female character should be. How hard is that? Why can more authors - especially female ones who write about females - not get what Jannie Lee Simner has grasped so firmly in both hands?

Tiernay is the kind of daughter I would have chosen, had I had one to choose. She's smart, fearless, indomitable, and completely adorable. She's not afraid to go out on a limb, even under the derision of others. She's always optimistic, she sticks to her guns (even though she carries none!), and she selflessly plays it out to the end. There's rather more than a handful of YA novelists I could name who could learn how to craft a strong female main character by reading this novel, let me tell you! I recommend this novel without reservation not just for the appropriate age group reader but for anyone who likes a good yarn, and for any writer who wants to know how it should be done.

I'm not a big fan of series, but once in a while there comes along a character who has earned the right to be in a trilogy or series, and Tiernay "West" is definitely such a character. I'd like to see more of her. I'd also like to see an adult fiction about the grown-up Tiernay, perhaps where her life didn't quite turn out to be the adventuring existence she had envisioned as a child, where she's in an interesting but relatively mundane job (maybe she's a tour guide, so at least she gets to travel) and then, quite by chance, something pops up on her radar and leads to a rollicking adventure. Yeah. I want to be a beta reader for those stories!


Friday, March 14, 2014

Le Tour du Monde en Quatre-vingts Jours par Jules Verne





Title: Around the World in Eighty Days
Author: Jules Verne
Publisher: Listening Library
Rating: WORTHY!

Translated from the French by Michael Glencross. You can both listen to and read this novel here.

Normally I'd do a movie-book review, because there is more than one movie/TV show/documentary based on this novel. The problem is that, unlike with novels, I only review movies that I really like. I detested the 1956 movie starring David Niven, Cantinflas, Robert Newton, and Shirley MacLaine. It was bigoted, condescending, and abysmally extravagant, and with the exception of maybe half-a-dozen scenes, this bloated three-hour extravaganza featuring cameos by an utterly absurd number of actors was a shameful disaster which bore no resemblance to the original novel.

Around the World in Eighty Days by Jules Verne, was originally published as Le Tour du Monde en Quatre-vingts Jours, in 1873. This CD to which I listened was read remarkably well by Jim Dale, the same guy who narrates the Harry Potter extra material on the DVDs and also the Potter audio books. His range of characterizations was good, and his rendition of Passepartout was hilarious.

Phileas Fogg and Jean Passepartout (from the French Passé partout, meaning 'master key' - or get out of jail free, if you like!) travel the world in 80 days on a wager which Fogg has with four colleagues at the London Reform Club - a bet which would be valued at well over a million pounds today. Fogg is wealthy yet doesn't flaunt it, and he lives his life with a precision and an efficiency which borders on his having an OCD. This bet pretty much constitutes Fogg's entire fortune, and he stands to lose everything should he fail.

He plans to take steamships and railroad rides, spending a week to get to Egypt, and travel the Suez canal. He will then take almost two weeks by ship to get to Mumbai (then called Bombay) in India and he will cross India in 3 days, leaving Kolkotta on a steamship bound for Hong Kong, China. From there he will take just under a week to reach Yokohama, Japan, and then almost three weeks sailing to San Francisco USA. A further week will see him across that continent by rail, and finally nine days to get to Liverpool on England's North-West coast; then down to London.

Of course, it's nowhere near as easy as that. His entire success depends upon him making connections, one after another, between a steamship arrival and a train departure or vice-versa. He runs into one problem after another, not least of which is his pursuit by a detective named Fix, who has pinned him as the thief in a fifty-thousand pound bank robbery from the Bank of England. In India, Fogg discovers that the railroad, which he had counted on to get him across that sub-continent has, contrary to newspaper reports, not yet been completed, and that would seriously seem to, er, derail his chances, but the imperturbable Fogg merely buys an elephant and continues on his way. Him see, Hindu....

It's in India that a completely unforeseen situation arises as Fogg and Passepartout discover that there's a woman who is purportedly a Sati - a young woman named Aouda who plans on immolating herself on her husband's funeral pyre. Except that unlike some Indian women (including some recent ones), this one is not partaking voluntarily. Passepartout engineers a daring rescue, and in order to prevent her falling into these evil religious men's hands again, Fogg agrees to accompany her to Hong Kong, where she can stay with a relative. The relative, of course, no longer lives in HK, but has moved to Europe, so Aouda continues with them to the USA and thence to England.

Barely on schedule, Fogg, after a horrific trip through the US, finds he has missed the boat - literally. For a small fortune, Fogg buys passage on a ship to Bordeaux. The captain cannot be persuaded to re-route to Liverpool (why Fogg is so obsessed with Liverpool is a mystery - Southampton would be faster, although the soccer team there isn't quite as prestigious...!). Yes, Liverpool is fifty miles closer to Cobh (then, Queenstown, in Éire) than S'hampton is, but S'hampton to London is only 60 miles, whereas Liverpool to London thrice that. Anyway, Fogg bribes the crew to mutiny, but discovers that going at full tilt, they've used up too much coal and cannot complete the journey, not even to Liverpool. Fogg buys the ship from the captain at more than it's worth and promptly begins tearing up the wooden superstructure to burn in the ship's boiler!

Fogg arrives in England in plenty of time to win, but now they're back on English soil, Fix realizes that he has both Fogg and warrant in the same place at the same time, and arrests him! Once it's been discovered that the actual thief was already apprehended, Fogg is free to go, but he's missed the train to London and therefore his deadline - so he believes. I told you he should have headed for S'hampton!

Fogg eventually navigates his way to London five minutes late and depressed, so he gives up every idea of anything, and doesn't even repair to the Reform Club. He goes home where he starts to put his (bankruptcy) affairs in order. In what is remarkable both for its inverse approach to marriage proposals as well as its bi-racial overtones, Aouda, who has been consistently and very formally referred to as Mrs. Aouda, proposes to Fogg, and he accepts. It is this very proposal which saves him, because it forces the redoubtable Passepartout to venture out to set a time for the marriage the next day, and thereby he learns that because of the speed and direction of their journey, their personal calendar is out by a day as compared with those who stayed in England. Fogg rushes to the Reform Club in perfect time to win his bet after all, but his real reward is, of course, finding love with Aouda

Jules Verne has written an interesting, eventful and really quite funny novel here, and it's a pleasure to recommend this as a worthy read (or listen!).


Thursday, March 13, 2014

The Burning by Jane Casey





Title: The Burning
Author: Jane Casey
Publisher: Minotaur Books
Rating: WARTY!


DISCLOSURE: Unlike the majority of reviews in this blog, I've neither bought this book nor borrowed it from the library. This is a "galley" copy ebook, supplied by Net Galley. I'm not receiving (nor will I expect to receive or accept) remuneration for this review.

This is yet another novel where the author (or the publisher - you can never tell who titles these things when Big Publishing™ effectively owns your work) should have taken a look at what's already out there before they buried this title with thirty more of the same by various authors! Ther was another more importnat issue which is that once agian we ahve a novel which is not even remotely well formatted for the Kindle. In the Kindle, when you click 'Beginning" as a location, it takes you right to the front cover or to the front endpaper, but in this novel, you get to 2% in. Yep. Not 1%. Not 3%, but precisely 2% in. I have no idea why, but it was really annoying.

This novel is about Maeve Kerrigan, a detective constable employed in London, UK. Her partner is Rob Langton and they're both assigned to the thoroughly uninventive serial killer named The Burning Man - that is a man who burns his victims, not someone like Johnny Storm of the Fantastic Four. The novel isn't that interesting nor is it that engrossing. I felt no connection with any of the characters, and I had no real interest in reading about them. This made me rather sad because I really wanted to read a good novel about these London detectives. I was looking forward to it, but this police story left me feeling robbed. It's being plugged as "Mystery, Thrillers, Romance" but it's really none of the above.

The police investigation wasn't interesting or exciting. It was p-l-o-d-d-i-n-g, and that was the problem: this novel was a slog for me. I kept returning to it with little enthusiasm. When I was away from it I felt no great desire to get back into it. Kerrigan had nothing to offer me. She wasn't interesting. She wasn't kick-ass in any way. She had little self-respect. She was cluttered with cliché (lack of sleep, bad relationship, etc.). I felt tired from reading about her, and I felt like I was in a bad relationship with her as a character! She generated neither empathy nor sympathy in me.

Plus there was genderism in this novel - yet another case of it coming from a female writer, which I'm finding increasingly less palatable the more I'm forced to read it in novels like this. Check this line out: "It was a pretty nurse who showed us to Kelly Staples' room…" - because most nurses are ugly, so let’s be sure to point out the pretty ones? Seriously? Why is her prettiness (or otherwise) relevant here? Why draw attention to it when i has no bearing whatsoever on the action or events?

I'd reached less than one third the way through this - page 101 - when I decided I could not face reading it any more. That was the part where Kerrigan, having literally just showered, wrapped a towel around herself to go answer the door, when she has no idea who was there. Yes, she is expecting Langton to stop by "later", but she does not know it’s him right then. This seemed like such a pathetic cliché: the girl wrapped in a towel like some sort of present or offering for the guy's pleasure. I couldn't stand it.

What was actually worse, though, was how her partner 'managed' her. Prior to this towel encounter, he had forced her away from her desk at work and manipulated her into having him go round to her flat later, with the pizza and beer. I did not appreciate seeing yet another novel in which a woman is pushed around and manipulated by a guy who arrogantly assumes he knows what’s best for her. I did not appreciate seeing yet another novel in which a guy thinks its OK to do this. I did not appreciate seeing yet another novel in which a guy does this, and the woman sees nothing wrong with it. Is it really that hard to break the mould, and dump the trope, and come up with something original? Seriously?

I can see how there can be realistic places in a novel where your characters do things like this, but to have men and women depicted this way as though it should be the expected norm, and especially when there's no reason for it at all, is just shameful. It wasn't this one incident, either. There was a pattern of Langton treating her this way - though not always so overtly. If the novel had been really engrossing, and I'd been given some expectation of Kerrigan turning things around positively, I might have been willing to put up with this kind of writing temporarily, but I got no such expectation from this author. I know this is part of a series and I could see this author trotting out this same scenario in every volume.

You know, if you trot it out routinely enough, no matter how innocent you pretend it is in any one case, it becomes an established pattern - the behaviors become an expectation. I have no intention of subjecting myself to that when there are better novels awaiting me: novels with independent and strong women; novels with female characters I can respect and enjoy. Forget Burning! Go read Ash!