Title: Misfit
Author: Jon Skovron
Publisher: Amulet Books
Rating: WORTHY!
So this book is a bit weird. The pages are dirty - the chapter title pages and the first few pages before chapter one. This is not because a previous borrower did something unmentionable in polite company with this the book, but because the publisher did: the pages look like someone rubbed charcoal on them, or soot (or something). Icky!
This book is religious fiction about demons. The protagonist is Jael Thompson (no, no-one has called her Jael Bait yet and we learn later in the novel that her name is supposed to be pronounced yah-el). Jael's mother was a demon. Jael is also an interesting Biblical character. She attends Catholic school (I'm already salivating over this novel!) at the insistence of her domineering father who actually is also a father of the Catholic church.
I find that funny. Since she has to refer to the priests at her school as Father, does she refer to her dad and Father Father? Just asking....
Jael didn't get why her dad was on her case so fiercely, but on her eighth birthday, she got it when she fought with her dad and ran off to the local playground to find herself confronted by a large bizarro beast made of wood, stone, and old iron (any old iron, any any any old iron) which chats with her almost like a friend, and then declares that it's going to kill her. Her dad comes to the rescue. Presumably this is why we find Jael at sixteen having moved house many times.
It's only a two-hour drive from Tucson, where Jael met Baal, the demon beast, to Phoenix to the northwest, but Skovron makes it seems like this long drive through the night. During it, Jael learns a bit more about who she is, but her father is so tight-lipped and unhelpful, you just want to slap him upside the head.
Why are we seeing this Catholic priest abusing his child in this way? Is he protecting her? From what? He assures her that she's only half demon and that she's not bad, but I get the feeling that either he's too ignorant to know what's coming or he's too mean or scared to prepare his daughter for it. This may well be what that breakfast note was all about, but this 'the child is ignorant and will have to learn on the run when the world comes crashing down on their shoulders' has really become a tired cliché in this genre, hasn't it‽
Jael, whose name is that of one of the angel figures on top of the Ark of the Covenant, was born in Siberia, of all places; I'm sure there's a story there. Her best friend is called Brittany (not Bethany) Brougher, and she brings Jael a bunch of hair care products for her birthday - products which Jael's father refused to buy for her.
It was only recently that Jael moved with her father to their present locale, to a house where she finally has a separate bedroom from him. Now that is disturbing given the history of all-too-many Catholic priests with children!
So as we meet Jael on her sixteenth on October 16th, she has a lousy breakfast at home, alone since her father already left for the school, and all he gave her for her birthday was a note on the table saying he needed to talk with her. Clearly something wicked this way comes! I'm guessing things have changed now she's sixteen and she's going to have to step up. I'm also guessing there's some hot potential partner around the corner who's presumably a guy.
I'm not into religion, especially not organized religion, and especially not an organized religion that's rich but preaches the values of someone who supposedly advised people to give all they had to the poor and follow him, but I'm definitely into Skovron's story so far, notwithstanding its clichés, even though I also recognize that it's early days yet. I still recall fondly the days when I thought TimeRiders started out promisingly....
After an enlightening and very explicit lunch with her friend Brittany, wherein Brit reveals what she did in the front seat of the car for her new and generous boyfriend (definitely not PG-13!). Jael reveals that she once lived in England, and has been at her present location for two years, but she fears they're about to move again.
She finally makes it home from her school day to see what daddy has in store for her. It's depressing just to hear her description of walking into the kitchen. Her dad is there and there's a box on the table which could, she dreams, contain a piece of jewelery. Her dad tells her that it's something that her mother left for her, and made him promise to give her on her 16th birthday. It's a gorgeous necklace with a red stone in it that looks like a ruby, but as Jael starts to put it on, her father yells that she must never wear it! But of course, he won't tell her why.
Starting to get a teeny bit annoyed with all this secretiveness, not just with Jael's dad, but with the author of the novel!
So Jael storms off upstairs angrily, where I'm guessing she's about to have some interesting dreams. She can't reach Brit on the phone and her computer is so old and cranky that it won't even boot up so she can send an email. She gets ready for bed but can't sleep and instead lies there looking out at the sky, which is busily readying itself, of course, for a thunderstorm!
Jael holds up her new gemstone so the lightning will flash off or through it, but it doesn't - it's like the stone actually sucks-in light but doesn't reflect it. Obviously it must reflect some, otherwise it would be black instead of red, but as Jael examines it, she sees something moving in it, and upon closer examination, she finds that it's her kitchen at which she's looking.
Gazing more deeply, she 'falls into' the stone and it's like she's in the kitchen watching her father - but he's unaware of her as he indulges in some sort of ceremony involving dripping his blood into a bowl of water, from which then issues a voice chiding her father for not telling his daughter what to do with the stone. The voice belongs to someone called Dagon.
Jon Skovron is really sneaky! After getting us into this sixteen-year-old first person present narrative, chapter 4 suddenly sticks us in the third person past. This is a time-travel novel! No not really! But it definitely perks up the story for me. I want to learn more of this past. We encounter Father Paul, a young and energetic priest who enters a monastery full of old men who have no interest in discussing the theology he aches to learn of from them (not that there's really a whole heck of a lot to learn there that hasn't been thrashed to death already! lol!).
One night he has a weird, erotic dream and suddenly wakes up to see green eyes observing him from the darkness of his room. He tries to exorcise the 'evil spirit' and he demands it be gone, but he fails, and the spirit materializes into an attractive woman who we learn is Astarte, ex-god, now demon, because she is what people want her to be.
This encounter blossoms into night after night of Father Paul discussing theology with the ancient and knowledgeable demon. Paradoxically, he's in heaven! Until, that is, she asks that he share something of himself with her. Rather than be freaked out by this, or even suspicious of her motives, Paul enters into some sort of mind meld and after that, Astarte disappears. No more nightly visits. Paul is beside himself and eventually trudges up the nearest mountain to throw himself off a precipice in his grief, but as he's about to do so, he's thrown back form the edge and Astarte reappears, confessing her love for him as he does his for her. I think we just met Jael's mom and Dad. But Skovron has another surprise for us.
It turns out that this flash from the past was a dream Jael had (yes, I was right about what dreams may come!). Jael also has another flash from the ruby stone. Literally: it burns a hole in her textbook in her bag! She has to retire to the school rest rooms (brings a whole new meaning to 'female trouble'!). While there she's transported through the stone to a weird cavern that I'm not even going to try to describe, but she sees a humanoid creature with fish scales, and it sees her. It's Dagon and he's apparently happy to see her.
Stressing from all this, Jael goes to See Father Ralph. That name seems like the sound of someone is barfing, but it's oddly appropriate in this case since Father Ralph strikes me as being a bit creepy. He talks to Jael about heaven and hell and demons, which he doesn't believe in, but she's not really getting what she needs from him. She asks him if he thinks the Bible might be wrong about some things (well we know it is: Earth isn't 6,000 years old and 'the heavens' isn't a dome over a disk-like Earth for starters!).
Father Ralph says he doesn't think Satan and demons are real, but are a state of mind: a personification of our failings and fears, which logically, would mean that god is nothing more than a personification of our good feelings, of course, but logic doesn't enter into this! Finally he notices Jael's necklace, which she's now started wearing around her neck, and he says, "Wow, that's a pretty necklace."
Jael responds, "Thanks! I think it might be from Hell." That's when I fell in love with her!
Misfit gets a bit confusing at this point. It seems that Jael is seeing more and more of her parents' past through the stone (and what a secret lies in that!) but it's never explicitly stated so. It’s more like Skovron has used this bit with the 'stone visions' as a neat and convenient way to expand the story outside of Jael's limited (and that's about to change!) perspective. Whatever! More power to him, and it does let us learn that her father and mother were actively hunting demons before Jael was born. We also learn that for some bizarre reason, demons were buying up New York City real estate. Uh-huh!
That kind of thing (supernatural beings taking a deep interest in human affairs) is really hard to take as a plot point for me, especially given what we learn about Jael a few pages on (ain't I a stinker, keeping this from you‽). Anyway, we find them encountering Asmodeus, who has possessed a human. They fight a couple of demons and get Asmodeus to leave, sparing his life, so now, he owes them.
Again, I don’t get this demons-play-by-the-rules trope which is rife in this genre of novel! Why on Earth (or anywhere else, for that matter!) would they? They’re denizens of hell! Why wouldn't they screw everyone over all the time, including each other? Why, if there is an omnipotent god in ultimate charge, does he even permit any of this crap during his watch? None of this makes a lick of sense, which is why I'm not a believer. For that matter, even if there were a god just like the Biblical Yahweh, I still wouldn’t want any part of his barbaric rule! Worshiping a being like that for eternity would not be heaven to me, it would actually be hell. I think it’s better to be in hell than to worship a being capable of such callous and capricious acts as he exhibits according to popular mythology.
But I digress! Again! Now I need to mention a fact that I've been evilly keeping from you. Jael has the predictable male interest precipitate in her life: a guy called Rob. Interesting form of name there. Relevant? I don’t know at this point. I love to play word games in my writing, especially with character names, but whether Skovron does remains to be seen.
I'm really suspicious of Rob because he's so conveniently at hand and so interested in Jael and her stone when no one else is. At this point I don’t know if Skovron is going to offer us something truly unexpected, or if he's going to offer exactly what’s expected: that Rob is either an angelic guy who will become Jael's BFF, or if he is, instead, is a sneakily evil guy who's just pretending to dote on her. We'll have to see which of these three options plays out as we go.
In another flashback, we find Astarte giving birth to Jael and we learn that Belial, a demon who's obsessed with racial purity, and therefore dedicated to destroying the 'half-breed' Jael, in hot pursuit of them. Astarte resolves that the only way to fix this is to remove Jael's demon component, which she does, thereby creating the 'burgundy' jewel which Jael now wears, but since Belial will still be able to track Astarte herself, she also has to sacrifice herself to protect her family. This she does, and we’re treated to a rather horrifying scene where Belial literally eats Astarte, but as he is consuming her last piece, her arm, she snatches off his ear, thereby robbing him of his purity. This act evidently has some significance of which we're in ignorance at this point.
Jael finally loses it with her father ('bout time!) and calls on Dagon, who appears right there in the house. I hope you've noticed that I've refrained from making any 'that's fishy' kind of jokes about Dagon! It's tough, but I'm willing to make that sacrifice for you). It turns out that despite his somewhat repellent appearance, he's actually Jael's doting uncle, and he and her father fight over what’s best to be done now for Jael. Dagon wants to take her on a tour of hell (seriously, is that wise? It's definitely contraindicated based on what Dagon says later), whilst Father Paul wants to run away again, but Jael demands that they stop and let her decide, and she's determined to stand her ground. If she's to die young, at least she can enjoy what little life she has left right then.
When Jael learns that the stone is really her demon component, she wants it restored, which Dagon does. Suddenly, she's more alive than she's ever been, aware of everything around her: sights, sounds, smells, appearances (although touch seems to have been sorely neglected in this revelation!). This is well worth a read. I have to confess here that if people - people like you and me, in the real, non-fictional life - aren't seeing the world as Jael now does, then they're sadly blinkered, and missing a treat. I always urge my own kids to look at the world as Jael is now seeing it. Everyone can - you don’t have to have your demon restored to do it!
When she arrives at school, almost distracted to immobility by her new perspective, she finds that everyone is looking at her. She's forced, at one point, to run to the bathroom to see if she has horns growing! But no, she looks exactly like she always has, including her rather Harry Potter-ish unruly hair, and her fine Middle-Eastern features, which Rob describes as Arabic at one point. Clearly it’s not something people are seeing, but something her demon qualities evoke in those who see her.
Jael finds that it’s not only her fellow students who are obsessed with her; the priesthood is, too. Her mother, Astarte, was like Venus, a god of love and fertility. She also has connections with the evening star (which is actually the planet Venus, but is also known as Lucifer). The Bible, interestingly, identifies Lucifer with both the Devil and with Jesus. Hm! Given that Lucifer is supposed to have power over Earth, and so does Jesus, does that make Jesus the same as the Devil‽
You can see Venus often, and in daylight, unless it's really bright daylight. The best time to see it is right where the sun is rising or setting, and right before it rises or right after it sets. You can’t miss it; it’s really bright because of the deadly clouds of greenhouse gasses in which it’s bathed. They reflect a lot of sunlight. Because it's on the sun side of Earth - that is, it’s closer to the sun than we are (as opposed to Mars, say, which is further out than we are) Venus shows phases, waxing and waning like the Moon, which you could see through a good telescope, although you seriously need to be careful pointing a telescope or binoculars anywhere in the vicinity of the sun. You do not want magnified sunlight burning your eyes!
Jael is the daughter of a succubus, and as one herself now, she's attracting way too much attention, and she can’t handle this intensity. That evening, she seeks out her uncle Dagon's advice about dealing with it. She tries to summon him using her father's technique of dripping blood into a bowl of water to provide a conduit for him, but when she tries to cut her palm with a kitchen knife, the knife is ruined, her skin untouched! Father Paul advises her that she has to use a silver knife, and gives her the very one which her mother owned.
Jael, of course, rebels against using the Latin phrase her father tells her to use. She uses plain English instead, and it works. I loved this! What is it about novel- and movie-writers who think they have to use Latin for magical works, or Celtic or something for ancient spells? I know it sounds so much more dramatic, but it’s become such a cliché. I loved Harry Potter (books and movies), but you chant two Latin words and wave a stick, and magic happens? Gimme a break!
Anyway, Dagon shows up, climbing right out of the bowl and bitching about her not using a larger conduit for him to travel through! I'm starting to like Dagon. He advises her to cut her hair short. This will give her some protection, by reducing her 'emissions' as it were. This is odd, but interesting, because she uses ordinary scissors to cut it. So how is it that a steel knife can’t cut her palm, but steel scissors can cut her hair? Is it because hair is dead? Technically, the outer layer of your skin is dead, too! Yes, when you look at someone, you're seeing a dead person! It’s only underneath that thin outer shell that you're alive: the lower layers of skin and what’s inside them, so the steel knife should have at least left a mark.
Dagon heads out, saying he has to get back to his job of running the bakery in hell. I am not making this up! Skovron is! I'm starting to like Skovron, too. Dagon leaves having made an arrangement with Jael to meet somewhere (Jael chooses a big park in Seattle) so he can teach her how to use and manage her powers.
Then we’re transported to another flashback which gives a really interesting take on the Biblical story of Samuel, and offers us some back-story on Baal, who you will recall visited Jael in the park when she was 8. This was a fun bit to read. Soon, we're in the park where Jael meets Dagon, and Skovron does a really good job of talking about magic and how Jael must approach her attempts to affect the natural world. I really liked this part of the book. But it was annoying because it's reminiscent of something I was trying to do in a young-adult novel of which I put down a couple of chapters some months ago. This just goes to prove if you don’t get your idea out there someone else will sooner or later! To paraphrase Eli Wallach's character Tuco from The Good The Bad, and the Ugly: if you're gonna write, write, don’t talk!
Dagon finishes up teaching Jael for the day, although he's really doing very little teaching. He's mostly encouraging Jael to figure everything out for herself; although some would argue that this is exactly what teaching is supposed to be! She has learned to get in touch with water, with air, including elevating herself in the air, but not flying, and Earth. Jael inadvertently created a larva pit to cushion her landing when she fell from the sky. That larva burned off her clothes but did no harm to her person. How that works isn't explained. It’s like she's fully human and fully demon, but not at all human when it comes to things harming her skin or her body in general. Given how invulnerable she is, there would appear to be no need for the larva pit except in that it allows Jael to have had some control of another of these 'elements': earth.
I have to Wonder if the tedious repetition of the use of 'the four elements' in this kind of story is really nothing more than a gross insult to the reader. Is it that the author thinks that the reader is too limited of intellect to cope with anything else? Are the too lazy to come up with anything more involved or more complex? Or is it that the reader refuses to read anything that's more complicated than this? I dearly hope readers are not like that.
I was thinking this morning, walking across the parking lot to work with the wind blowing softly and a fleck or two of rain in it here and there, of why we can’t all have the demon perceptions with which Jael is now blessed.
If we were created by a god why wouldn’t he have shared this with us? Why limit us? Why can humans not eat any green herb as the Bible claims we can? Why can we not see infra red or receive radio waves? Why can we not breathe under water? How many drowning victims would be alive today if there had been a creator and she or he had granted us that? Why can we not fly? How many lives would that have saved: children who couldn’t fall to their death; wannabe suicides who could not throw themselves off a building; people who did not die a horrible fiery death when a tall building burns or an airplane crashes because they could literally fly out of the window. Well, the answer to all of this is not that a god chose to deny us other powers, but that humans did not evolve along any lineage that ever involved or tended towards such powers or such needs.
But more in line with the story, why do the demons have these perceptions? And given all that they do have, why on Earth would they be even remotely interested in us?
Jael gets to see fire for the first time through her demon perception and that part is really good, too. I like the way Skovron is going here, and although I still have roughly a third of the novel to go, I'm ready at this point to give it a worthy appellation assuming it doesn’t tank appallingly in the last hundred and some pages. It may be presumptuous and immodest, but I think I would have wanted to take this novel the way Skovron is going if I were writing it.
Jael still has to replace her history book, so she heads to the used book store where she finds a replacement with the help of a college student named jack who works there. Since Rob had been repelled by Jael's succubus persona, I was thinking that Jack might be a replacement, but Jael encounters Rob in the store, and because of something which happens there, he discovers that she's not your ordinary average human being, and he's fascinated. Introducing jack, since he's not going to be Rob's replacement, is a telegraph that he has some important role to play. Jack is also the name of Jael's friend Brit's wonderful new boyfriend….
Despite her father's warning and her agreement with him that she will tell no one about this, she tells everything to Rob. He encourages her to explore the one power she has not yet used. In addition to the tropes of earth, wind, fire, and water, there's also, in this novel, spirit. She looks deeply into Rob's soul and encounters his spirit which is light and warm and bright, and she 'sings' with it, resulting in Rob collapsing for a few seconds, eventually telling Jael that he had what was most easily likened to an orgasm (and then some!).
Jael takes him home with her only to have her father reject him and encourage her to look into his own soul, which she does, and discovers that it's dark and jagged, and unappealing, presumably because of the life he has led hunting demons. As she delves into her father's spirit, we flash back to when Jael was one year old and we have an odd encounter with Baron Samedi which decides Father Paul to turn to the church for help.
This chapter seems like it was put there only to show off. I see no point in it, frankly! But after it, Jael's father becomes determined to use the church to help him protect Jael. Meanwhile, in the present, he is also determined to move again, so figuring she has nothing to lose now, Jael goes over to her friend Brit's home to tell her the truth about her demon self. In undertaking this journey secretly, Jael learns how to control the air to descend from her upstairs room to the ground in complete safety.
Unfortunately, when she arrives at Brit's place and overhears a slightly suspicious phone conversation where Brit's mom is talking to a guy called Jack (dramatic, descending scale, staccato orchestral interlude!), she visits Brit only to have her friend tell her about losing her virginity to (violin rip-off from the shower scene in the Psycho movie) Jack!
Brit doesn’t listen at all to what Jael has to say. Now if Jack is not to be Jael's new beau, and he's had sex with Brit, does this mean that Jack is evil, perhaps even Belial himself, and that Jael's best friend Brit is now possessed? Only time (or more accurately, Skovron!) will tell.
Jael takes a look at Brit's soul and decides she isn’t going to tell her the truth. On her way home, she meets a ram in the street, who turns out to be Asmodeus, come to warn her that Belial is coming for Jael. She starts to think about standing her ground.
In that chapter where Jael is a year old and Baron Samedi visits, Father Paul tells his friend (the one who is helping him hide out there in the middle of nowhere in the baking heat of, presumably, Haiti, and bringing him supplies) that he doesn’t know how to be a parent, which is the same as Father Paul saying that he doesn't know how to be a father! And isn't this a huge problem? Surely a father of the church should know how to be a parent? Isn't that what a priest is supposed to do - watch over people and help them grow in the right way? What an appalling admission! The Catholic church forbids marriage to its priests, so if the church goes around truly believing that the congregation is essentially sheep and the pastor is truly a shepherd, how can they even begin to properly understand people and watch over them like a real parent would? This Church of Rome was doomed from the start!
At school the next day Father Aaron, the gruff greeter at her school who usually gets on her case about pulling up her socks seems to warn her to be careful that day. Jack, the college student from the bookstore suddenly turns out to be a student in her class and winks at her. He looks younger than he was in the bookstore. Jael wants to corner him after class to find out what his deal is, but he's now gone and no-one knows who he is. Never once does Jael, who knows for a fact that she's being stalked by Belial, even think for a second that Jack = Belial. I'm sorry, but no! That won’t wash! Jael is smarter than this. Skovron kicked me out of my suspension of disbelief with it, but I'm still fond of him enough that I'm willing to let him get away with an occasional stumble like this as long as he keeps otherwise writing as well as he is does in this part of the book.
Jael is unexpectedly called into the Mons's (monsignor's) office to find her friend Brit already there, having apparently ratted out Jael for her oddball behavior of late. Jael learns that she's to be exorcised. That doesn’t go too well for the Mons, who ends up on the floor with his head injured and Jael knowing that he has killed scores of people when he was exorcising his options in Peru. Evidently his path wasn't so shining…. (And you'll have to read the book to get that one!).
Father Aaron shows up and orders Jael to go home, telling her he'll take care of everything. See Jael. Jael is confused. Go home Jael. See Jael dawdle. Dawdle, dawdle, dawdle, Jael. Jael gets home later than usual to find her father almost freaked out that she disappeared for the afternoon. She's weirded out by her father's behavior. As if that's not quite enough, Rob shows up at Jael's house that evening, advised by Father Aaron to go visit Jael. Jael's father welcomes him further freaking her out; then Dagon climbs out of Ron's glass, freaking him out. Hah! I almost managed to say Ron Glass, the actor from Firefly! Lol!
The next day is like a normal school day which weirds out Jael even more, but she heads home at the end of the day and walks right into Jack, and finally (finally!) she realizes that he's Belial. He envelops her in ice and when it breaks, she's in hell with him, (apparently in hell's kitchen lol! - as opposed to hell's kitten which is another story altogether….). A not-so-heavenly host of demons are all sitting around the kitchen table waiting for faithful servant Dagon, who ignores Jael, to serve them up their daily bread. Sorry but this part was nonsense!
Jael breaks loose and starts running like…er… hell. She tries to find Dagon, but ends up jumping into a sea of larva to escape the ice creature Belial. And apparently there's a shark in the larva. Maybe it’s a Shark Boy and Larva Girl half-breed? Let's read on, and find out!
There was a gorgeous thunderstorm came through here this evening. I went out to watch it and there were some amazing spidery threads of lightning running across the sky like something was trying to rip through the seams of the sky and come down! I was thinking of Misfit and how nice it would be to have those enhanced demon senses and be able to see all the colors woven into those daring streaks of lightning, and t be able to smell, and even taste it. Maybe even eat a few bites if I were a really demon! But now I'm off to see if I can finish this novel tonight.
So Jael manages to jump the shark (as it were) and get out onto the bank of the lava river even without a lamp to guide her.... It's now frozen and snowy on the shore, which means, of course, that Belial is waiting for her. He takes her prisoner again and shows her a garden that he maintains he created from the excrement generated after he ate Jael's mother.
I'm sorry but that's just not right at all, in any way, shape, form, or function!
Having had all the fun he can stand her for now, Belial pushes Jael down into the ground whereupon she reappears on the street in Seattle. That's an interesting take on Hell, that it's up rather than down in relaiton to Earth! Belial's plan is to torture Jael by hurting her friends, so the minute she gets home, she creeps out Rob by calling him and intimating that he stay home until she comes to pick him up to walk him to school in the morning. Of course, she fails to call Brit, so that;s where Belial strikes.
After a frantic clal form father Aaron, she and her dad rush voer to Brit's house ot find ehr misisngf and Brit's mom oin a bad way. Now here's the start of what I don't get. Jael is able to dive into Brit's mom and free her spirit from the icy confines in which Belial has locked it, but when she goes looking for Brit, insyead of doing the same to hert, she purposefully allows Brit to lead her into Belial's trap onsytead of freeing ehr, too. This results in Brit becoming severly injured.
Far from a big time showdown à la summer blockbuster movies, the finale is rather tame. I felt a bit like I did after reading Sister Mischief's ending, but on reflection, I can accept this ending more easily better than that one! Jael finds out accidentally that she can Banish demons, so she makes short work of Belial's two assitants, but he proves himself ot be a tougher prospect. He turns into a worm and invades Brit's soul, digging holes all through it. Jael pursues him and grabs his tail, whereupon he turns on her and starts trying to freeze her. it hurst (like hell?!) but she refuses to let go no matter what. By helping herself to a tiny piece of Brit's soul, Jael finds she has the power to then banish Belial. Is that like picking up a 'get out of Jael free' card? Sorry, I can't help myself. Jael wins!
And that's pretty much how it ends. We do learn that there are three other Dukes of Hell (is that anything like a Duke of Earl? and why isn't there an Earl of Duke?
Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Hell,
Duke, Duke, Duke of Hell,
Duke, Duke, Duke of Hell,
Duke, Duke, Duke of Hell
As I walk through this world
Nothing can stop the Duke of Hell
And you, you are my girl
Oh I will hurt you, oh, yeah!
(etc.)
(stolen shamelessly from Chandler, Edwards, and Williams
So Skovron has set himself up with with a potential for three follow-ons from this and based on this one, I'm there, Dude!
