"Nerdy Penelope" as stereotypically exemplified by the eyeglasses on the cover, "has never even been kissed." Yeah, because she's hotter than hell, but those damned eyeglasses prevented anyone from seeing it until these two horny toads came along. Ri-ight! Way to slot people into trite pigeon holes. Barf. What is "Brill" short for just out of curiosity, or is it the full name? Or is her name actually Harper Brill and she switched it for effect, which would be pretty cool?
