"As a virtual girlfriend, Mairi earns good money without ever risking her heart. But when someone tells her online boyfriends that she's in the market for a husband, they begin descending on her Scottish village to unpredictable effect! A hilarious and heartwarming read." How is having these guys swarming around like they're wild dogs and she's a bitch in heat even remotely amusing? Nauseating is more like it. This is harassment. No. Just no. I am not impressed by this author who is a Scot who abandoned her homeland and moved to New Zealand, yet now writes lovingly of Sctoland? Seriously?