Okay, call me stupid. I definitely should have known from the title that this story was a non-starter, but I liked how baldly stated it was. I thought it might be an amusing story if it were written paradoxically sensitively when compared with the crudeness of the title, but it was far from that.
It was about a babysitter taking advantage of a drunk, straight woman coming home after a failed date. The babysitter is lesbian, and has had a crush on the older woman for a while. The story could have been wonderful, but it was written so inappropriately (even before the actual and ham-fisted sexual escapades began) and so badly, and it was all about sex with no romance and zero sensuality. It was also formatted very badly and overall was just a really awful story. I can't commend it except for the fact that it's very short, so it could have been a lot worse. Here's one sample that should tell you all you need to know about this non-story: "Stacey could see Mrs Conrad’s eyes glued to her little white knickers." Barf.
