Here's one for the ages (the dark ages): "Young knight Richard of Benfro hopes to slay a legendary dragon - but he didn’t count on falling for his target’s human son! Oenyn loves his adoptive father, but when he meets Richard, he finds himself torn between two worlds… An enchanting fantasy romance." Not! How is Oenyn pronounced? Is it like 'Onan'? Stop dragon my heart around...Yawn.
