Saturday, October 9, 2021

Hexed by Michelle Krys

Rating: WARTY!

This is a "perfect mix of action, romance, and humor" according to 'bestselling' author Amy Tintera (of whom I've never heard. Just saying). But that comment does tell me all I need to know about not wasting any of my money on any of her novels. So here's the dumb-ass blurb: "Managing high school is hard enough for Indigo," Yeah. Math is hard! Why not just call her Barbie, you genderist dumbass? "...and she’s just found out she’s a witch, too!" Of course she has, because that's how this plot, cookie-ciutter cloned and retreaded, always goes. There is literally not a single thing that's new here, including the title. Yawn. And Indigo? Really? Why not call her Deep Purple and have her into leather and heavy metal? She could go have a smoke on the water.... Barf.