Thursday, October 7, 2021

Murder Most Pemberley by Jessica Berg

Rating: WARTY!

"To mend family ties, Eliza Darcy crosses the Atlantic to England" and she's in the USA why? Because you cannot - simply cannot! - have a novel for an American audience that has no Americans in it! It's unconstitutional! Barf! What ought to be illegal is these dumb-ass rip-offs of Jane Austen. Get a new shtick for Bourgh's sake - something original and imaginative. "...only to stumble into a Scotland Yard murder investigation!" which has nothing whatsoever to do with her. For fuck's sake! "Fans of cozy mysteries and Jane Austen’s Pride and Prejudice will enjoy this whodunit." I hope not.