When Elian discovers he possesses new magical abilities, he must team up with a ragtag group of rebels" stop right there. Any blurb that has 'ragtag', 'quirky', or 'misfit' in the wording is an automatic reject. And what's with the fucking cloaks and hoods? Seriously? And why must he team up with anyone? Never mind. Don't answer that, I don't care!
