"A spellbinding box set" where teenagers are boxed in! "Sixteen-year-old Elise is taken from her home and drawn into the glittering world of the royal palace - where she and the other captives will be held until they’re claimed by a courtier. With danger lurking around every corner, can Elise survive her fate?" No. She'll commit suicide when she discovers that the queen never actually said "Let them eat cake." Seriously what kind of dumb fuck question is that? Do you actually have to get a degree in 'Watershit Down' in order to be qualified to write book blurbs? I don't see any other way they could be written in so consistently stupid a fashion.
