"While studying abroad in London, Lia Ward meets handsome footballer Jude McAllister." How to unpack this pile of rank festering garbage? Yeah, he's a muscular sporty type. So what's new there? Short answer: nothing. The only studying abroad here is the footballer studying a broad. I guarantee you there will be no depictions of Lia actually studying because that's utterly irrelevant, as is this dude's career. The only thing that's important in this story is a muscular dick and an ever-welcoming pussy. That's it. It's tempting to joke that it should be titled 'Nailed' not 'Floored', but 'Bored' would be the most apt title because it's tedious, retreaded trope. These two fucking clueless assholes have unprotected sex on their first date. She's actually lucky that all she contracted from unsafe sex was a pregnancy. What this tells me is that these two people are morons, and I sure as hell don't want to read a damned thing about them.
