"Hannah Barker wants to open a new dog park," Barker? Dog park? Are you kidding me? "...but the logistics have made her rivals with Kent Clarkson," Clark Kent? Really? What a super man he must be. "...a concerned single dad." Of course he is. "Before long, they’re going at it like cats and dogs." Of course they are. "But their bickering can’t hide their growing attraction forever." Of course it can't, because this exact same story has been told and retold a billion times. Obviously the best person to hook up with is the one you detest most, because they're never going to lose it with you and kill you in your sleep. Barf.
