Love Redesigned by Jenny Proctor

Rating: WARTY!

"When New Yorker Dani" How is she a New Yorker when she's from Charleston, dipshit? "...fails to get a job in fashion, she returns home to Charleston" (see - I told you!) "...and reconnects with her brother — and her ex, Alex. Will life in the South help her make her dreams come true?" No, because she's fricking loser! She failed with her ex. She failed with her dumb-ass fashion job - the most fatuous and pretentious occupation on the planet, and now she's running back home like the whiny ass little loser-bitch she is, and we're supposed to believe this shallow dipshit can make her dreams come true? Wasn't her dream fashion? She's an asshole, period, but at least she has a Procter-ologist.