Luca by LA Witt

Rating: WARTY!

"hockey player Ethan seeks a night of steamy enjoyment with Luca, a high-priced male escort. But as their feelings" of infection grow... "...for each other grow, their relationship becomes far more than just business..." It becomes a reality show called Behind You All the Way! in which gay couples - like any couples who keep having random one night stands - compete to see who can get infected with a deadly disease last because they couldn't be bothered to talk about sexual history before getting it on. Not much wit here. Yawn.