Keeping Up with the Joneses by PR Hawkins aka Pualara Hawkins, or maybe Paulara Hawkins,

Rating: WARTY!

"Risa James has spent her life focusing on her career, and now she has everything she could ever want — except a love life. But when sparks fly with charming JD Jones during an interview, she realizes the handsome ex–NFL player may be just what she’s looking for." Yeah, because, like, he gives it two hundred percent, for sure and he's planning on going long and he's aiming for a three-peat. Barf.