"The quaint village of Spicetown is experiencing a string of unusual events - prompting mayor Cora and police chief Conrad to investigate!" Why, because the police can't do it competently by themselves? And why does 'a quaint village' have its own police chief? And why is this "A Spicetown Mystery" - just how many murders does this not so quaint village actually have in an average year? Another ridiculous non-mystery. Barf.