The Dig by Steven F Freeman

Rating: WARTY!

"When two archaeologists are murdered and another goes missing, army veteran Alton and FBI agent Mallory are sent to the dig site to investigate." Of course they are because it has to be a relationship between one man and one woman otherwise it's unnatural. Yawn. And why the fuck is an army veteran going along? For his archaeological expertise? No, it's because he's going to rescue the poor useless weak woman. Fuck. This. Shit. But to be completely fair, what a stunningly original and inventive title this novel has....