Friday, January 23, 2015

Steths: Cognition by Karl Fields


Title: Steths: Cognition by Karl Fields
Author: Karl Fields (no website found)
Publisher: Pleated Press (no website found)
Rating: WORTHY!


DISCLOSURE: Unlike the majority of reviews in this blog, I've neither bought this book nor borrowed it from the library. This is a "galley" copy ebook, supplied by Net Galley. I'm not receiving (nor will I expect to receive or accept) remuneration for this review. The chance to read a new book is often enough reward aplenty!

Here's a novel which gets right to the point - a cover, a title page, and then chapter one! Screw antiquated Library of Congress rules and antique publishing methods! You've got to admire that. This is the world of ebooks, not of trays of lead characters pressed together rank and file waiting to be slathered with sticky ink and squished onto a galley page. So off we go!

The world in this novel is one of people who have special powers - not supernatural powers, but enhanced human powers. Devin Chambers, the main character narrates this story, unfortunately. I say unfortunately, because it's a first person PoV format - something which I normally rail against. As it happens, it was done well on this occasion, and didn't feel to me like someone was scraping their fingernails down a chalkboard as I read it! That was a major relief.

Devin is known as a 'steth' - short for stethoscope, presumably - because he can detect, at a distance, the faintest sounds of someone's heartbeat which allows him not only to know if they're alive, but to some degree, what they're feeling and whether they're lying. How that works, exactly, goes unexplained. Yes, you can detect a change in heart-beat, or a particular rhythm, but what does that really tell you, and in how much detail? He cannot, however, detect the heartbeat of another steth - and certain other people as will become clear to readers.

He first begins to feel he's really different from others (even other steths) when his school class attends a trial and he's the only one who thinks the defendant isn't guilty. Shortly after this he's visited by a guy, Mickey, who offers him a place at the prestigious Faulkner Academy. His good friend Travis, who's also invited, is pumped about it, but Devin has doubts because the Academy has no athletic program (no, honestly!).

Devin is also obsessed with the innocent guy saddled with a guilty verdict and one day when he goes to the jail to visit him, he encounters a girl, Sarah Shaw, who was already visiting this same guy. He follows the girl, only to discover she's a special, too - but a 'bouncer' who, he learns, is supposedly his mortal enemy. Is this be the clichéd love-hate relationship whereby these two are destined to fall in love? I can't tell you!

The writing in general is very good, with only one or two questionable areas, such as on page 17 where we read: "Shaw, the defendant, who sat beside his attorney in a white jumpsuit..." Who was wearing the white jump suit?! How about, "Shaw, the defendant who was wearing a white jump suit, sat beside his attorney..."? Just a suggestion! Apart from rare happenstances like that, it was well-written, entertaining, and engrossing.

I have to say (and without confirming if I was right or wrong - I'm usually wrong on these things!) I didn't trust Carissa Watson, a fellow student at Faulkner who became involved with Devin. She seemed a little too convenient for me. I much preferred Sarah! I also liked Travis, although he initially seemed to me to be like a victim waiting to happen. Whether that does happen I'm not going to tell you!

It struck me as odd that Devin tells us he couldn't talk about movies with Carissa on their first date because there was no movie theater in town. What, they never saw one on TV or rented a video?! That struck me as strange, but that and some misspellings, such as "planed" in placed of "planned" (which a spell-checker won't find!) were about the worst issues I had with the technical aspects of this story, apart from the one I'll discuss next, which needs its own paragraph!

At one point, about halfway through this novel (which is a surprisingly fast read) there was a really improbable situation where Devin, obsessing way more on a missing photograph than ever he had any reason to, went on a highly unlikely "expedition" to a place he thought it might be. This made no sense whatsoever - first that the photograph would be hidden (and hidden there of all places) rather than simply destroyed, and second that Devin would ever become so focused on it, let alone dedicated to finding it. There was no rationale for it.

Devin had what was termed in the book, Hypersensitive Tympanic Syndrome. This isn't a real disorder as far as I know, but it is the condition which steths are supposed to have. What bugged me about that was that if steths's hearing is so sensitive that they can clearly detect a heartbeat (and from a distance, yet!), then how come every noise out there doesn't drive them crazy or deafen them? This issue is never even discussed, much less explained!

Those things aside, I really liked the characters and the story. It was well-thought out (for the most part!) and interesting. Devin was a really likable character and, again for the most part, the story was believable and made sense. This was a refreshing change from way too much YA 'literature' that I've had to read. Also kudos for having a believable guy as the main character. Devin was an African American, but one who isn't somehow tied-in to gangs or rap! It was such a relief to find stereotyping was absent here: Devin was just an ordinary everyday guy, and I appreciated that. I'm looking forward to the sequel to this novel.


Edged Blade by JC Daniels


Title: Edged Blade
Author: JC Daniels
Publisher: Shiloh Walker
Rating: WARTY!


DISCLOSURE: Unlike the majority of reviews in this blog, I've neither bought this book nor borrowed it from the library. This is a "galley" copy ebook, supplied by Net Galley. I'm not receiving (nor will I expect to receive or accept) remuneration for this review. The chance to read a new book is often enough reward aplenty!

This is volume 4 in an ongoing series, but there was nothing in the blurb or on the cover to let potential readers know this, so here's yet another series which I came into in progress without having read any of the earlier volumes!

I'm not a fan of series because they're rarely done well and seem to me to be just a cynical way of milking money from hapless readers by means of a second-hand idea rather than making the effort to come up with something really new. This particular story smacked far more of authorial wish-fulfillment and fanfic than ever it did of anything which looked like it wanted to tell an original or interesting story.

Once in a while, an author can make a series work and work well, but more often than not we get something boring, and readers facilitate this by continuing to follow the series even when they really don't like it! I've seen reviewers rate a novel two stars and then announce in the same dismissive review that they cant wait to read the next one in the series! I don't get that mentality. I guess people do this because they just can't stand to leave something unfinished, or they absolutely have to know what happens next even if it's going to be boring or irritating! They become attached to unlikeable or dysfunctional characters because they know no better, or because they cannot adapt to a new genre or author. It's sad.

Some people might argue that it's inappropriate to write a review if you haven't followed the series, but I disagree. Usually series volumes come out once per year or even less frequently, so in addition to revisiting what's essentially the same story, the reader needs to revisit what's already happened either by means of written notes taken when reading the previous volume, or they must simply re-read said previous volume(s). The only other alternative is to rely on the author to give some back-story to help us out. This is a recipe for disaster if it's not done well. Otherwise the reader goes into the volume pretty much as blind as I did with this one!

Be warned that this author gives no back-story whatsoever here! We hit the ground running and there's no guidance at all as to recent events or any character history. It's just blandly assumed that readers have eidetic memory. The main character, Kit (appropriately named, as we shall see) is so shallow that she has only two things on her mind: fighting and sex. At least that's quite literally all that ever crossed her transom in the part that I read. I couldn't make up my mind if it was more boring than pathetic, or the other way around.

Kit isn't an appealing character at all. She lives in a world of shape-shifters, werewolves, and vampires, all of whom are evidently on such a hair-trigger that they're ready to tear out each other's throats in a heartbeat, yet they all happily romp off to a testosterone-slathered Halloween party? Seriously? In short, it's nothing more than the same clichéd quiche of a fantasy that we've read a baker's dozen times before.

Is it needless to say that Kit dresses like a hooker (she's supposed to be Tinkerbell!) and every single male figure at the party lusts after her and tells her she's beautiful? She in turn lusts after her erstwhile date, a were-cat predictably named Damon, who is predictably tall, and predictably strong, and predictably muscular, and predictably insanely protective of her. This is why she's named Kit - she's treated like a fragile kitten and the property of any male who is near enough to put his protective masculine arm around what surely must be her needy, frail, wilting, female body.

We're expected to believe she puts up with this patriarchal crap - indeed, is deemed to need it - even as she's so deadly that she kills a were-cat female effortlessly at this same party! Whiplash much? That particular female was also the property of a guy. All the clans: the witches, the vamps, the weres, live in packs and have an alpha male in control of them. This is not a book that's good for, or complimentary of, or complementary to women. It's a novel which for whatever reason has an inescapable need to categorize women firmly as secondary to, and hand-maidens of, men. I was turned off it at the party and I couldn't stand to read any more.


Thursday, January 22, 2015

Wizzywig by Ed Piskor


Title: Wizzywig
Author: Ed Piskor
Publisher: Top Shelf Comix
Rating: WORTHY!


DISCLOSURE: Unlike the majority of reviews in this blog, I've neither bought this book nor borrowed it from the library. This is a "galley" copy ebook, supplied by Net Galley. I'm not receiving (nor will I expect to receive or accept) remuneration for this review. The chance to read a new book is often enough reward aplenty!

This one had me at the cover. Now I'm pissed off that I didn't think of that first! This graphic novel follows closely the real life of Kevin Mitnick, here naming him Kevin Phenicle. I have no idea where that came from unless it's somehow a reference ot Phenic acid. Maybe it's pure invention. The novel tells the story of his initial hacking attempts (the LA transit system, believe it or not, to get free rides!) of his being bullied, and of his subsequent initiation into phone phreaking (the first real form of hacking). All of this takes place at an early age, and is prep school for his alter forays into computer hacking. His best asset was what's known as "social engineering" - finding out secrets from people just by being friendly and sociable towards them. Mitnick excelled at this.

At the time of his arrest in 1995, a pursuit documented in Tsutomu_Shimomura's Takedown (1996, Hyperion Books, which I recommend reading in tandem with Mitnick's side of the story) Mitnick was the most-wanted hacker in the USA. The events have been made into a movie known as "Track Down", which as of this writing I have not seen. The hacker quarterly, 2600 produced a documentary titled Freedom Downtime in response to the movie There has been considerable controversy over these events, and Mitnick's resultant arrest and trial and imprisonment. Mitnick has written his own book (one of many since he was released from jail) about these events including some serious criticism of the story related in Takedown. As of this writing I have not read Mitnick's book. Mitnick now runs his own computer security consulting business.

This graphic novel is done in black and white line drawings, which are skillfully executed but very basic. Dialog is sparse. Contrary to popular media stories of hacking, especially those in film, this novel tells it much more like it really is. The most successful hacks (until those which have been in the news recently, such as the stuxnet business in Iran) weren't done in Mitnick's era by someone using advanced hacking software, but by tried and proven methods of dumpster-diving (finding vital passwords and log on information from discarded business materials), and from social engineering (befriending or becoming an acquaintance of someone on the inside, and using information garnered from interactions with them to derive passwords and network navigation information.

I recommend this graphic novel. It's a really interesting piece of history and it makes a fine tale, well-told.


Gronk by Katie Cook


Title: Gronk
Author: Katie Cook
Publisher: Action Lab Comics
Rating: WORTHY!


DISCLOSURE: Unlike the majority of reviews in this blog, I've neither bought this book nor borrowed it from the library. This is a "galley" copy ebook, supplied by Net Galley. I'm not receiving (nor will I expect to receive or accept) remuneration for this review. The chance to read a new book is often enough reward aplenty!

This graphic novel charmed me completely. I loved it from the cover illustration onwards. It even comes with its own website!. It ran all the time along the border of being too sugary, but for me it never really slipped over sufficiently to turn me off. The author sounds like someone it would be fun to know. Were it not for the presence of the sweet young monster, I could almost believe this was an auto-biography.

In Gronk we learn of an ugly green monster who really isn't ugly or a monster, or even very scary (but who is assuredly green) and who is too sweet and pleasantly-dispositioned to live up to really monstrous standards. She leaves her world and accidentally finds her way into the author's, where she's rapidly adopted, joining the author, who lives in a rather isolated cabin with her pet cat and pet dog (who is more of a 'monster' than ever Gronk is).

From there we follow this family's daily life in a series of Sunday newspaper style comics section vignettes, as Gronk learns about he human world and how to fit into it. Why does the cat spend so much time sitting in a cardboard box? Why isn’t it wise to invite the dog into the box? Should cats be bathed daily by sitting them in the toilet and flushing it? What’s the best way to play Monopoly? Why doesn’t Candyland actually have candy? And so on! These are certainly questions I want serious answers to!

One of the strongest pluses of this novel is that it shows with heart and feeling how different people, different personalities and different outlooks can live together in harmony (aside from an occasional glitch!). I recommend it for that, and for the comfortable and pleasing artwork in full color - artwork that looks more like heart-work it's so warm and cozy. Yes, I went there. Unashamedly! The author takes a page or two at the end to offer an interesting story of how Gronk became a character and then a story. It just goes to show that doodling isn’t a problem - it’s a feature!


Wednesday, January 21, 2015

Whisper by Crystal Green


Title: Whisper
Author: Crystal Green
Publisher: Penguin
Rating: WARTY!


DISCLOSURE: Unlike the majority of reviews in this blog, I've neither bought this book nor borrowed it from the library. This is a "galley" copy ebook, supplied by Net Galley. I'm not receiving (nor will I expect to receive or accept) remuneration for this review. The chance to read a new book is often enough reward aplenty!

Whisper is a prequel which takes place before a subsequent volume titled Honey which I have not read. It's published next month. Whisper is very short: 39 pages which makes it rather like a prologue which I typically don't read. I had no idea this was the case, but since I did commit to writing an honest review, here goes! (Why would I write a dishonest one?!)

My first impression wasn't good. The text is very small with wide spaces between lines, making it hard to read, and I was reading it in Adobe Digital Editions on a full-sized screen. I'd hate to try this on my smart phone! The spacing of the lines suggests that 39 pages is an over-estimate of how long this is by about a third, maybe, were it printed in a normal font with regular spacing.

The story begins with Carley Rios receiving a text message on a new phone app called "TellTale". The TellTale messages can come from anywhere, but you can set the radius so that it limits which ones you see. Carley set hers for ten miles - when she lives in a tiny town she just moved to three months ago and where she knows almost no one. Why ten miles? It makes no sense!

The message states "I do anything to have Carley, but she doesn't know I exist". Carley is so clueless that despite the rather ominous wording, she thinks this is a secret admirer. This guy (who includes a background silhouette of himself and lives within ten miles of Carley) doesn't declare his love or admiration. He outright states he wants to have her. Whether that means he wants to own her or to have sex with her isn't clear, but either way it's inappropriate, not admiring.

Carley sends the 'admirer' a message on TellTale which includes a picture of her open bedroom door. She's dumb enough to think this will tell the guy that she's willing to step out of her comfort zone. It never occurs to her that it's telling him she wants to invite him into her bed - a guy she's never met who sends creepy texts and wants to meet her in dark, anonymous places.

Carley's biggest problem isn't taking stupid risks. It's that she's so shallow that she's incapable of having anything whatsoever running through her mind that isn't boys. Not even men, but boys, and it's pathetic. I can't recommend this and have no intention of reading Honey.


Mind the Gap Volume 1 Intimate Strangers by Jim McCann


Title: Mind the Gap
Author: Jim McCann
Publisher: Image Comics
Rating: WARTY!


DISCLOSURE: Unlike the majority of reviews in this blog, I've neither bought this book nor borrowed it from the library. This is a "galley" copy ebook, supplied by Net Galley. I'm not receiving (nor will I expect to receive or accept) remuneration for this review. The chance to read a new book is often enough reward aplenty!

Gorgeously illustrated by Rodin Esquejo and Sonia Oback.

Mind the Gap - volume one of what is now a several volume series - didn't leave much of an impression on me! When I came to write a review a few days after I'd read it, I could remember almost nothing about it except for how gorgeous the artwork - by Rodin Esquejo and Sonia Oback - was. It was that kind of a story - or that kind of a lack of a story to be absolutely precise.

One thing which did stick with me was how intransigent this volume was on the iPad in Bluefire Reader. It was really hard to read because it was sometimes all but impossible to to actually turn a page! Sometimes you could swipe and it would slide across, other times it wouldn't move. Sometimes you could tap to the right and it would slide across, but again, other times it would not move.

If you go to the very beginning of the book - which was not, believe it or not, the front cover, and then try to have the menu bar slide down from the top, it will not appear. You have to swipe two pages to the front cover (assuming that works) to get to a point where you can tap the top of the pad to get the menu bar to appear so you can then return to the library! This was not pleasant reading experience at all. It was in fact so frustrating trying to get the pages to turn that it really detracted from the story.

The basic premise is that main character Elle is evidently dead - or perhaps dreaming, or in a coma. Who or what killed her? Elle finds that she can inhabit other people's living bodies but not her own. Why? She doesn't know.

Other than that, there's some random dude wandering around with a cell phone, and random people doing random things. I looked for a story but there wasn't one to be found, and whatever passed for it was forgotten pretty much as soon as I finished reading.

If you want a great picture book, then this is it, but if you want a story, you're wasting your time here. I don't read novels, graphic or otherwise, for the artwork! I like a real story, too, and it's especially important to keep this in mind in the graphic formats.


Tuesday, January 20, 2015

Blanche Among the Talented Tenth by Barbara McNeely


Title: Blanche Among the Talented Tenth
Author: Barbara Neely
Publisher: Brash Books
Rating: WARTY!


DISCLOSURE: Unlike the majority of reviews in this blog, I've neither bought this book nor borrowed it from the library. This is a "galley" copy ebook, supplied by Net Galley. I'm not receiving (nor will I expect to receive or accept) remuneration for this review. The chance to read a new book is often enough reward aplenty!

Today is Barbara Neely day on my blog! Either that or it's Blanche White day. This is the second of two reviews I'm posting today on books in author Barbara Neely's 'Blanche White' series. I've had a good relationship with Brash Books, so it’s nice to be able to find a book from them which I can positively review! Unfortunately, it's not this one.

I really liked the first volume and reviewed it positively, so I was excited to have a chance to read the very next one. I'm not a fan of book series normally, so it's a joy to find a series that I like. I'd hoped this would be one of them, but I was really turned off this one by the racist diatribes espoused by the main character with which this novel was shot through.

Character Blanche White, whom I liked (with some reservations!) in the first volume, was very nearly ferocious in her grudge against white people in this volume. For a character who outright says at one point that she can't understand why some people are fixated on color, she hypocritically rants about color and white privilege on very nearly every page! She even rants against people of her own race because their skin is lighter than hers! I had issues with Blanche in volume one. In this volume I could not stand her.

I just could not believe how frequently color was mentioned in this novel and I began to think maybe I had just become overly-sensitive to it, so at the point where I quit reading this book (about 50% through), I went back to the start and began a search for the words 'black' and 'white' - only when connected with skin color. The author has one character or another (mostly Blanche) mentioning 'white' in this context on every other page on average. 'Black' is mentioned six times on page one alone, and twenty one times in the first five pages! In the first 90 pages, which is where I quit reading this, the word black as related to skin color appears eighty-three times. There's very nearly on every single page on average.

Who wants to read a metronomic litany of references to skin color? Not me. I seriously began to wonder what the author thought she was achieving with this. This volume was so different in tone from the first one that I almost couldn't believe it was the same author - and this was written only two years after the first volume in this series.

Blanche, the main character, is someone who got herself into money troubles in the first volume, and got herself out when she figured out who was behind a series of murders. She's a smart woman who sometimes does dumb stuff. She's good at heart, but also a racist at heart, and it seems like this condition has deteriorated since the previous volume. I don't mind a book about racial issues. I find nothing to entertain me in a non-stop diatribe or an endless rant.

Blanche is also hypocritical in her obsession with how much attention others pay to skin color given that it’s on her mind all the time, too. She quite literally cannot look at a person without defining them by their skin color - high yellow, redbone, dark, light-skinned, white, yellow! I'm serious: every single character we meet is defined by their color. For me I don't care what color they are, I just want a good story. I can't enjoy a story where no one amounts to anything more than the hue of their skin and the author is intent upon pushing that into the reader's face at every turn.

I have to mention the cover here, too, even though the author has nothing to say about the cover she gets unless she self-publishes. We’re told that Blanche is a size fifteen, so I have to remark that the silhouette of Blanche on the cover of this series seems to me to be exaggerated in an unfortunate direction. On this particular cover there's a second issue, which is the obvious observation that dying of electrocution in the bathtub hasn’t ever been known to turn the water red to my knowledge! The cover goes way beyond realistic into purely sensational. I can't recommend this novel.


Blanche on the Lam by Barbara Neely


Title: Blanche on the Lam
Author: Barbara Neely
Publisher: Brash Books
Rating: WORTHY!


DISCLOSURE: Unlike the majority of reviews in this blog, I've neither bought this book nor borrowed it from the library. This is a "galley" copy ebook, supplied by Net Galley. I'm not receiving (nor will I expect to receive or accept) remuneration for this review. The chance to read a new book is often enough reward aplenty!

Today is Barbara Neely day on my blog! Either that or it's Blanche White day. Blanche White is a black woman in dire straits. She has two children (who are actually a niece and a nephew) whom she removed from New York City because she wanted them raised in a safer environment, only to discover that it's a lot harder to make a living in a smaller town. When a couple of her employers screw her on paychecks and a couple of her own checks bounce, she finds herself looking at thirty days in the slammer. Being claustrophobic, Blanche blanched at this. Fortunately for her sanity, a disturbance in the court house gave her the opportunity to slip away and go on the lam. I liked this premise!

Lucking into a job almost accidentally, she finds herself quickly whisked away to a rich white family's summer home in the country where she's the sole servant in the household, feeding and cleaning for a dysfunctional family consisting of the wealthy and sickly aunt, two money-grubbing dependents, and a sweet, somewhat intellectually-challenged younger man named Mumsfield. The problem is that there's something highly suspicious going on here and Blanche can't quite resolve what it is. When people start turning up dead, however, she realizes that the price of not figuring it out might be her own life.

I quite liked Blanche as a character in general, although I doubt I'd like her as a person: she has a shady side to her. On the other hand, she's 'suffered for her sins'. She's complex and multi-faceted, and far from a Mary Sue. In some regards she's not the smartest cookie in the jar, but on others, she's sharp as a tack, and always running through her mind like a drum-beat is the need to take care of these two children she's "inherited" from her sister.

On the problematic side, Blanche is rather racist, which I didn't appreciate. This is why I doubt I'd like her as a person. I know some people are racist regardless of their own skin color, and it's perfectly fine to depict them in stories, but to have your main character coming off like that isn't very endearing. Yes, she's essentially good at heart, but alongside that drumbeat to care for her charges, there's a second drumbeat that despises 'whitey' and carries a huge grudge as though it's a trophy!

Instead of focusing on the future, she routinely lets herself get dragged down by the distant past - a past of slavery and abuse. Yes, she grew up in an era during which racism was still prevalent and open, but she talks like nothing has improved. I kept wanting to take her aside and advise her that living in the past isn't going to change anything and that she'd be far better off - as would her children - if she got her head straight and focused on turning her own life around instead of trying to carry everyone's burden and trying to pass it off as the white man's.

On that score, when was this novel set? I have no idea. It was first published in 1992, but there's no indication (that I noticed) in the text to suggest when it actually takes place. Initially, I got the idea that it was in the early 1970's because of a mention of wanted posters for Joan Little (pronounced Jo-an, and misspelled as 'Joanne' in this novel), Angela Davis, and Assata Shakur, all criminals or near criminals at that time. The problem is that the second volume, set in 1994, follows on from this, so the first volume is at best confusingly vague and at worst, misleading with regard to the time-period. I was left to assume it took place in 1992 or thereabouts in retrospect, after having started on volume two in the series!

Those issues aside, the story was well-written, really exploring Blanche's innermost thoughts and feelings. She's not had a good life, and she tries to do her best, but she's a victim of poor decision-making on occasion. On top of this, and even though she constantly thinks of the kids and how she can dig herself out of the hole she's in, I have to add that she really doesn't spend much time with these kids!

Admittedly she's held hostage to circumstances until she can get some money together and so is restricted from visiting with the kids for a while. In a way she's serving her time and ironically (given her claustrophobia) she's tightly confined to her present location. The problem for me was that even after she was able to leave, her first instinct wasn't to go hug the kids, but to go away by herself to Boston (where the sequel begins). That struck me not only as being selfish, but also as betraying her character's mantra throughout this novel.

There really wasn't much sleuthing going on here either. Blanche pretty much fell into her crime-solving through a bit of snooping and eavesdropping, and the villain was rather given away quite early in the story. Because of this, some might find this novel a bit slow and ponderous, but for me it was entertaining, and I recommend it.


Monday, January 19, 2015

Bypass Gemini by Joseph Lallo

Rating: WORTHY!

This was a really great story which I started reading, not knowing if I was going to finish it. It's the start of a series so what kept me going was wondering if the last volume would be titled 'Triple Bypass Gemini'?

It begins with the usual trope for this kind of story, and I'm no fan of trope unless it's really well done and preferably has a twist to it. In this case, it's the standard sci-fi trope: a human (in this case named Lex) who has fallen from whatever grace it was to which he was party (in this case race driving), and who is now eking-out an existence trying to make ends meet and running into serious debt - although what these debts are and how they were incurred is vague and rather glossed over.

After that, things pick up. Lex gets some easy money by ferrying a gangster across town in a rather illegal way so that he manages to catch an important off-planet flight. This pays off some debt, but shortly after that, Lex is kicked out of his apartment (hey, I said it was serious - he wasn't able to pay off all his debts!), but he gets a courier commission (his main job, limo-driving, is a side line) to deliver some documents to another world. Normally everything is sent via Vector Corp, the king of space transportation and deliveries, but the sender doesn't want these documents in Vector's hands - although how Vector would know which package the documents were in is left unexplained.

The fee would pay off everything and leave Lex sitting pretty so he accepts, but soon finds that he's being pursued by a tenacious and vicious agent of Vector. Lex crashes on a planet surrounded by a cloud of meteors and space junk - apparently it's an interplanetary landfill, which makes no sense when you think about it, but there are certain things you have to simply let go in these sci-fi stories if you want to enjoy them, otherwise they just drive you nuts.

Conveniently for Lex, this planet is owned by Karter, who is a reclusive and talented inventor, and a highly-skilled mechanic and engineer. He agrees to fix up Lex's ship (and upgrade it) in return for Lex's eye being cast over some of his inventions. He also loans Lex a ship so that Lex can make his delivery on time while Karter fixes his own ship. But this just leads to more trouble for Lex. Indirectly he learns of a massive plan by Vector corp to garner for itself a complete monopoly over all transportation in the galaxy (again, absurd, but it's sci-fi). Can Lex stop them, and why should he anyway?

I fell in love with the computer (nicknamed Ma) on Karter's world. She was completely adorable. Lex wasn't too bad of a character at all, and Karter is completely insane (and proud of it - he has a certificate to prove it). In fact, Lex is a bit like a mix of Han Solo and Luke Skywalker, with Karter as Obi-Wan, and the computer as Princess Leia!

The sci-fi was believable (for the most part!) and well-done in that the author wisely made it look like this stuff would work, but carefully avoided going into what might have been boring and ultimately ridiculous explanations as to why something works or is the way it is - explanations which would have tripped him up, and made him look dumb! In short, it was really well done (for the most part!), and a nice job. This is my kind of sci-fi. There wasn't even a sappy and highly improbable love story either, which was a huge bonus in my book. Unless you count Lex's love affair with the computer, to which I also plead guilty.

I recommend this novel and leave you with a choice quote from the start of Chapter 21, which Lex observes of Karter: "...seeing him with a smile on his face was like seeing a chimp with a butcher knife: very unusual and seldom a good thing."

Tracker by Shannon Mayer


Title: Tracker
Author: Shannon Mayer
Publisher: Shannon Mayer
Rating: WARTY!

This is book 6 in the 'Rylee Adamson' series, and I have not read the others, so this review is based solely on what I read of this one volume. I picked this up because it was free on Amazon and looked interesting, but in the end I find I cannot recommend it.

Perhaps if you've read and enjoyed the previous five volumes, this would be more enjoyable, but for me, having read part of it, I didn't honestly feel it was something I could get into, even starting with volume one, especially if that that one is written in the same breathless young-adult tone which this one was. I really don't get why this one would show up as a free special instead of volume one - surely that volume would be the one to promote if you want to get people into your series wouldn't it?! This particular technique suggests that sales are not quite what a writer might dream of for this series.

I'm not a fan of series. With few and treasured exceptions, it's a lazy way to write, retreading old stories and characters, trying to wring them for more. It's like using the same tea-bag twice. Ugh! I actually didn't realize this was part of a series when I picked this to read. I paid for that in that I honestly couldn't read it after the first few chapters. The writing, as I've indicated, didn't appeal to me. It felt adolescent - more like fanfic than anything else. There was no real substance to it, and nothing in it to really bring you up to speed (with one interesting exception which I will note shortly) or to serve as a refresh for those who are following this series, but for whom it may have been a while since they read the last volume.

The writer seems to have tried to pack this full of every fantasy creature she could think of, and it was too much for the bag to hold. It exploded in all directions, and I just couldn't get into it. This really wasn't because it was volume six; it was because of the writing. It was way too rushed and conversational, with little descriptive prose, and what description there was seemed to have more to do with social interaction, wise-cracking, and love interest than ever it did with life-threatening situations, dire straits experiences, and contingency planning.

It was because of that, that it felt completely inauthentic to me and this is what put me off - this and the fact that out of nowhere, ads were popping up on my phone screen for this novel series even as I was actively reading it! I'm sorry, but that's a massive no-no. Even had I been enjoying this, I would have ditched if after about the second or third time an unwanted add flashed up on the screen.

Clearly this is a new trick (at least to me!), but this novel had a somewhat unusual format to begin with. I've seen many ebooks where you can tap the chapter title in the contents list and go to the chapter, and tap that chapter title to return to the contents. This is a really useful feature. This novel took that idea a step further in that you could tap on a character name marked as a link in the text, and be transported to a glossary at the back of the book, where you could read a very brief description of the character. Tapping the name there takes you back to the text you've just left. Finally, ebooks start to grow up!

I liked this feature, but it really wasn't of much use in bringing me into the story because it was so limited. Yes, it told me briefly who this character was, but that really didn't help in getting up to speed with what was going on, who was whom, and where the story had come from or was headed. Again, this is my fault for not having read the previous volumes, but I expected a bit more help than this even for regular readers of the series.

This is one of the many problems with series - they're typically published a year or so apart, so what are readers supposed to do? Make detailed notes with which to refresh their minds before they read the next volume? Read the previous volume(s) each time before the newly-released one can be read? That doesn't work for me! I'd rather wait until the entire series is out - or until there's only one more volume to go, and then read them all at once. But usually I'd rather not read a series at all. I prefer to find something new each time I open a novel. I like to smell the roses rather than find myself trudging through heavily trampled foliage where there's little new or interesting and rarely anything of beauty on view.


Sunday, January 18, 2015

Counterfeit Magic by Kelly Armstrong


Title: Counterfeit Magic
Author: Kelly Armstrong
Publisher: Tantor
Rating: WARTY!

Poorly read by Laural Merlington.

I could not get into this one at all. It's only three disks but I couldn't finish it. The reading by Laural Merlington was limited at best, and the writing was somewhat south of mediocre. There was nothing of interest here.

Why do they insist upon getting actors to read audio novels? Yes, actors are great at memorizing lines and emoting on stage and film, but that's not the same as reading. Not at all. They need to get people who can read, who are not necessarily actors.

The story is set in a modern world, but with magic and sorcery added, yet the writer didn't do anything to account for that addition, or to give it an acceptable place. Nor was there any explanation as to why we have a detective agency. Why is such a thing needed when magic can uncover whatever you need to know? If we have magic and witchcraft, why do we have gambling dens and fight promotions? Can't the witches influence the fight with magic? Can't the sorcerers divine the result and bet accordingly? Can't they magic-up whatever money they need so they don't even need to bet at all?

The story made no sense whatsoever, nor did it even try to, and I sure as hex can't recommend it.


The Last Quarrel by Duncan Lay


Title: The Last Quarrel
Author: Duncan Lay
Publisher: Momentum Books
Rating: WARTY!


DISCLOSURE: Unlike the majority of reviews in this blog, I've neither bought this book nor borrowed it from the library. This is a "galley" copy ebook, supplied by Net Galley. I'm not receiving (nor will I expect to receive or accept) remuneration for this review. The chance to read a new book is often enough reward aplenty!

This is a very short (~90 pages) novel identified as episode one of an intended hexalogy. I wasn't impressed enough to want to finish this despite its brevity, let alone go on to another "episode'. There was nothing technically wrong with the writing; it was the story itself which failed to stir my interest or pull me in. I was given no reason to become attached to any of the characters or to become curious about their lives and problems, or about what was happening to their village.

Set in a "Gaelland" - a flimsily disguised Eire - we begin in a fishing village, the inhabitants of which are expecting a visit from their Duke overlord. His ship comes flying into the harbor under full sail, with no attempt to slow down, and grounds itself on the beach. When the highly superstitious head villagers go aboard, mumbling nervously about witches and selkies, they find no crew and no explanation for its absence.

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Meanwhile, elsewhere, the King's son and heir watches an innocent woman being burned as a witch without lifting a finger to stop it. She's blamed for the noted disappearance of some children.

It was at this point, about fifty percent of the way through, that I quit reading because I simply could not generate any interest in the story. I just didn't care about any of this or any of the people. Maybe your mileage will be different, but I can't recommend this based on what I read.


Saturday, January 17, 2015

Starry River of the Sky by Grace Lin


Title: Starry River of the Sky
Author: Grace Lin
Publisher: Listening Library
Rating: WORTHY!

Beautifully read by Kim Mai Guest.

This is the companion novel to Where the Mountain Meets the Moon, and was published first. If you've read one, you'll recognize some of the references in the other. I really liked this one, perhaps better than the first volume, which I read first because well, that's just me! It doesn't really matter in which order they're read. This audio book was beautifully read by Kim Mai Guest

I typically pay no attention to a book's cover because it rarely has anything to do with the author, and my blog is about writing - which is what the authors do. In this case however, I could not help but note that this marks the third book I've read (or in this case listened to) recently which are tied to the Chinese zodiac, or the "Shēngxiào" (which means "birth likeness"). The zodiac runs in this order, the first two animals of which (you will note) are on the book cover: Rabbit, Dragon, Snake, Horse, Goat, Monkey, Rooster, Dog, Pig, Rat, Ox, Tiger.

The story here centers on Rendi, who ran away from home because the Moon is missing, and the sky is crying, and no one but he seems to notice. He wants to find out what's going on, so hiding amongst the large jars or "gangs" of wine in a merchant's cart he leaves home and ends-up working as hired help at a roadside inn in a tiny and isolated village aptly named 'Clear Sky'.

As he works his day away, increasingly dreaming of moving on and getting away from the dead village, Rendi becomes intrigued by the people, events, and stories which haunt this inn. He only got the job because the innkeeper's son disappeared, so what happened there? What's the deal with the innkeeper's daughter Pei-yi? What's at the bottom of the well? Why is there an absolutely massive stone pancake near to the inn? Why do Master Chao and Widow Yan detest each other so vehemently? How is it that Mr Shan, who seems as wise as he appears crazy, not be able to tell if his loyal pet is a rabbit or a toad?

The story becomes even more interesting when a woman, Madame Chang, appears at the inn apparently having walked there alone, and who knows a whole host of stories, because, well, half a host of stories just doesn't cut it in China...! The story titles in some cases struck me hilarious, such as "The story of the dancing fish" and "The story of the three questions" which reminded me of Monty Python and the Holy Grail! In other cases they're simply intriguing, such as "The story of the man who moved a mountain" and "The story of the jade bracelet".

The stories together, plus Rendi's own story and quest, combine to make a charming and engrossing tale which is rich in Chinese folklore. I highly recommend this volume.


Where the Mountain meets the Moon by Grace Lin


Title: Where the Mountain Meets The Moon
Author: Grace Lin
Publisher: Listening Library
Rating: WORTHY!

Read charmingly by Janet Song.

Today is Grace Lin day on my blog! This is the companion novel to one I reviewed recently , and was published first. If you've read one, you'll recognize some of the references in the other. As I inadvertently proved, they don't have to be read in order. I really liked this one, perhaps better than the second volume. When I say "read" I mean "listened to" since I had the audio book version. It was charmingly read by Janet Song.

Min-li is a young girl who lives in poverty with her mom and dad, referred to only as Ma and Ba. Ba is in the habit of relating stories, which Ma hates. The only "wealth" the family appears to have is Minli's two copper coins kept in a rice bowl which has a rabbit design in the pottery.

Minli's world is colored and fruitless - literally. Her Village is known as the Fruitless Mountain village because nothing grows there, and few animals live there other than some desultory fish in the river. The whole area is a grey and brown mud and dust zone, which is all the color they have.

One day Minli decides to buy a goldfish from a traveling vendor, but even this is considered a waste by ma, because all it does is eat their precious rice. Minli eventually kow-tows to pressure frees it in the nearby river, whereupon the fish tells her a story which precipitates Minli leaving home and embarking upon a quest to find the Old Man in the Moon. Her plan is to ask him how she can change her fortune.

During her journey she meets - or at least learns of - the Buffalo Boy, the Green Tiger, the black tiger, dragons, a king, the twins, Da-Fu and A-Fu, and the very rabbit that was depicted on her rice bowl.

This story in engaging, and in parts hilarious, and I recommend it.

Friday, January 16, 2015

Cycler by Lauren McLaughlin


Title: Cycler
Author: Lauren McLaughlin
Publisher: Random House
Rating: WARTY!

This is a story about Jill and Jack, and yes, I know I said I'd sworn off novels which feature a main character named Jack because it's such an abysmally clichéd name, this one was different enough that I let it under the wire.

The deal is that Jill and Jack are the same person, and no, it's not what you think. Jill McTeague isn't transgendered - not in the way you normally think of it. Whereas most females eventually begin undergoing an inconvenience, or a highly troublesome, or even a downright painful "time of the month", none of them have anything on Jill. Once a month, for four days, she literally turns into a male - who has taken the name Jack.

Yes, I hadn't read anything quite like this before, either, which is why I took it on, despite it being both first person PoV, usually a no-no for me, and had a main character named Jack, also a no-no for me.

I have to say, though, that I had some really mixed feelings about this novel, loving some of it and hating other parts. The book hasn't been a particularly big seller, but it has already been optioned for a movie, believe it or not. It just goes to show that you never really know where your novel may end up no matter how oddball or idiosyncratic you might think it is. WRITE IT ANYWAY!

Even though I didn't like Jack, I felt bad for him because he's confined to the house for the four days he shows up, and he lives in fear of being somehow erased by Jill, so his initial unsavory character softens slightly over time, especially when he realizes he's fallen for Jill's best friend. The problem is that he turns out to be precisely the kind of 'Jack' I detest in novels, particularly YA novels.

The hope I had for how this novel might play was quickly dashed. It went in a different, although initially interesting direction. On that score - on having a very rare bisexual character in a YA novel - major kudos to the author. The problem was that the author really blew it on handling how this character was dealt with - and she blew it in several different directions. More like vomited it really.

Jill and her friend Daria Benedetti, and best friend Ramie Boulieaux (yeah, I know) are working on Jill's plan to get Tommy Knutson (or Tommy Knutsack as Jack refers to him - Jack can access Jill memories, but not the other way around) to ask her to the prom. Her plan is completely stupid, so this was a bit of a downer for me. I don't like female main characters to be dumb-asses or shallow - unless, of course, they rise above it as the novel progresses. Nor do I like stories which repeatedly tell us how smart the female character is, yet consistently depict her as being boning-fido stupid! Jill obsessed more and more on the shallow as the story went along instead of wise-ing-up, unfortunately.

I really like the author's writing style, so it was hard to actually drop the novel. Usually when something starts going downhill like this, I have no problem dropping it and moving on to something else, but the more this went on, the more curious I became about where the author thought she was trying to take it. The writing itself wasn't god-awful, only the main characters, and since it was short and I could already see some changes dawning in Jack's personality, I decided to run with it, but in doing so, I really felt betrayed by the author.

My first really big problem (other than how stereotypically gross Jack was depicted as being), was when Jill and Tommy had their first real conversation. Right up front, Tommy brought up the fact that he is bi. Yes, you can argue that it's commendable he wanted her to know the truth and was being up front with her, but it was out of place and for more than one reason.

First of all, it's not like they were in imminent danger of having sex at that moment - far from it, so it didn't seem like his honesty fit the requirement. They were not even dating, nor was it certain that they would, so sexual history was hardly on the cards. Jill wasn't even looking for a date per se, only for an escort to the prom.

Let's look at it this way for a moment: suppose instead of telling her he was bisexual, he had told her that he liked girls with different colored hair from Jill. Suppose he said, "I usually like brunettes, but a lot of the time I like blondes, too!"? See how nonsensical that sounds? Who cares? And why raise this?

The way it was brought up here was that it made it sound like Tommy was going to date Jill, but he also wanted to be free to date guys at the same time. Who would countenance that? Well, some people might, but typically not. If he was going to be faithful to her during the time they dated, then who gives a shit who he liked to date before, or who he might date afterwards?

This whole thing made it sound like, yeah, I really want to go steady with you, but occasionally I plan on popping out and having a guy on the side. Seriously? It was just so badly-handled, which actually made it stand out like a sore thumb given that the rest of the writing was entertaining (if a bit dumb here and a bit gross there).

In some ways this made the whole thing homophobic: like, hey, I'm bi, so I might have aids. Well guess what, anyone might have aids, straight, gay or bi. It's irrelevant in and of itself! And it would remain irrelevant until and unless they planned on having sex, in which case their sexual history is important regardless of whether they're gay, straight, or anywhere in between.


So I did not get this approach at all. It was rendered in an especially bad light when Jill was grossed out by Tommy's revelation! If Jill had been a prudish, closed-minded person, then I could see her reacting like this, but she was not, and this Jill, recall, was someone who changed into a horny guy for four days a month - a guy for whom she had talked her mother into procuring porn. Why wouldn't she be completely thrilled to find a potential partner who was bi?! It made no sense at all.

One other issue with the writing was the aggravating over-use of two words: "deeply", and "mal". It was like at least one appeared on every page, and sometimes the same one would appear two or three times in as many lines. It was really annoying. Please don't try to be hip unless you're cool!

Jack, as I mentioned, was a disappointment. At first I thought he couldn't be as bad as Jill painted him. The novel opens as she "returns" from a four-day spell as Jack, and she makes him sound atrociously bad. He was actually worse than she makes him sound. Once he decides he has the hots for her best friend, he sneaks out of the house and stalks Ramie, spying on her in her room (from up on the roof, through her dormer window), and at one point is preparing to masturbate while spying on her, until he falls off the roof. He gets rewarded for this by Ramie inviting him into her room soon after, for a kissing and feel-up session on her bed. This was not acceptable to me. I had the hope, initially, that he would really turn himself around, but he just got worse, and he was obnoxious to begin with.

So what the heck was it that appealed to me about the writing, if I found so much to dislike? I'm glad you asked, but I'm not sure I can give you a satisfactory answer! The writing style was just my kind of style. It was a comfortable an easy read for me, with some amusing situations and some hilarious observations scattered through it, all of which really hit my funny bone, but that was canceled out, I'm sorry to say, by the extreme dumb-assery going on.

It was this, the general tone and pace, and the banter and dialog, which appealed to me and made me continue with this much longer than I would have done had this same story had a poorer way with words. Plus, as I mentioned, I was really curious to know how this author was going to handle this story, especially given where she'd taken it so far. Maybe I just wanted to know how she would dig herself out of the holes she had so blithely opened up! The problem is that the author didn't go anywhere with it. It turns out this is just the prologue. The second act comes in volume two. I felt robbed at that point.

In the end, it was the stark gender segregation and utterly insensitive stereotyping which killed this for me: that Jill is the ultimate in mindless, girlie-girl femininity, whereas Jack is the sex-crazed closet rapist, and neither has the first clue about the other despite quite literally sharing mind and body. I cannot in good conscience recommend this, and I shall not be reading the sequel, 'hilariously' titled (re) cycler.


Repeat by Neal Pollack


Title: Repeat
Author: Neal Pollack
Publisher: Amazon Publishing
Rating: WARTY!


DISCLOSURE: Unlike the majority of reviews in this blog, I've neither bought this book nor borrowed it from the library. This is a "galley" copy ebook, supplied by Net Galley. I'm not receiving (nor will I expect to receive or accept) remuneration for this review. The chance to read a new book is often enough reward aplenty!

I requested to review this novel because it sounded very reminiscent of one of my favorites of all time: Replay by Ken Grimwood, which I reviewed last September. In that novel, a man in his early forties finds himself inexplicably transported back into his body as a college undergrad, and has to live his life over again - but he has all his memories intact from his original life. Rinse and repeat. There is a twist or two however, making for a varied and really engrossing read.

In this novel, a man named Brad Cohen, on the cusp of his fortieth birthday finds himself inexplicably being born again, and going through the entire forty years of his life once more, but with his original memories intact. Breast-feeding wasn't fun. Rinse and repeat. There are significant differences between this novel and Replay, the most immediately notable one being this issue of starting his life over from birth each time. Fortunately, we don't follow him through his formative years each time he cycles back.

After a speedy progression through his childhood in this first re-incarnation, we skip it in repeat visits to focus on the differing ways in which his life progresses because of the choices he makes. His first repeat is a much more industrious and serious life than his original was, the second much less so - and for me, boring because of it. I could have done without forty pages of his efforts to win on Jeopardy which for me, trivialized the whole reincarnation experience. I skimmed this part. In some ways it was understandable that he did this because he realized only too painfully after his first reincarnation that while he could predict accurately what was going to happen, he couldn't do anything to change it, and he'd given up trying. That surmise still didn't prevent it from being a boring read, though.

In his third reincarnation, the seriousness comes crashing back with a vengeance, but this is a very short recounting. Unexpectedly, the perspective changes after that and focuses somewhat on something upon which his focus has been entirely absent up to this point: his wife Juliet. I really appreciated this change of pace and view-point, but it didn't last long before Brad showed up, and this is where there's a really big give-away about what's been happening to Brad.

Two things bothered me here. The first is that Juliet wasn't bothered that Brad came across like a really creepy stalker. This kind of writing disturbs me. She doesn't know anything about him, but he knows everything about her, and whenever she expresses an opinion or a preference he tells her he knows, and this doesn't creep her out at all!

I know the both of them are pot-heads, but even given that, her evident lack of street smarts is off-putting to say the least. I'd have liked it better had it been written better here, especially the conclusion to this particular repeat. We know that Brad he isn't a stalker - at least not in the usually understood sense! - and we can believe that he's unlikely to do her any harm, but she doesn't know that.

The second thing which bothered me is Brad's complete lack of a clue on how to initiate his re-acquaintanceship with a woman whom he knew, in his original life, for years. You would think he would be smart enough to be circumspect on how he contacted her and how he came to ask her for a date, but he isn't. This shouted a complete lack of empathy for a woman he knew better than anyone else. It makes him look unfeeling at best, and like a jerk at worst. The fact that given his creepy approach, Juliet readily agreed to a date and was ready to jump into a car with him based solely on how cute she thought he looked was truly sad, and spoke badly of her mentality, too.

In the end I can't in good faith recommend this as a worthy read. Some parts are really good, but others (as identified above) were really not interesting. The basis of the plot was telegraphed way in advance, which in turn predicted the ending, so there really were no surprises, and it began to lag and drag a lot after that first reincarnation was over with.

In the end it seemed to me that this story was really a mash-up of Replay, Groundhog Day, It's a Wonderful Lifeand The Wizard of Oz, but it didn't have the best elements of any of those stories. This writer does have talent however, so perhaps another time, another story, I can reach another conclusion.


Thursday, January 15, 2015

How (Not) To Kiss Your Dog by Susan Lash


Title: How (Not) To Kiss Your Dog
Author: Susan Lash (no website found)
Publisher: CreateSpace Publishing
Rating: WARTY!

Errata:
"but I am going to make popcorn," "Come on Albert." It seems that there needs to be an action in there, or the first half of the speech needs to be added to the previous speech (the one which did come before an action).

"He pushed his head under my arm with his head under my hand" (end of chapter 15) really doesn't make sense! Was it supposed to be something like, "He pushed his nose under my hand and worked his head under my arm" perhaps?

"German Sheppard" should be "German shepherd"

It’s hard to tell at what age range this novel is aimed. We're given the narrator, Jennifer Huckabee's age, which is actually twelve, but the writing is a bit lower on the scale than that. The novel is about your standard American family: Mom, Dad, one older boy, one younger girl, and the addition of one Jack Russell terrier which causes entirely predictable problems, most of which are the result not of the dog's antics but of the other characters' complete inability to show any evidence of smarts.

Despite that, it does have funny bits and will probably appeal to readers who are somewhere below the age range of the main character - and preferably male based on the humor. There's an amusing story when grandma comes to visit. She drives a British car which has the steering wheel on the right, so when she takes the kids for a drive, she sits the dog on a booster seat up front so it looks like he's driving the car. That was it for the humor.

There's very little descriptive prose - only enough to indicate getting from A to B, or to briefly describe a situation caused by the dog. The rest of it was all conversation, so it felt like a really odd kind of a read to me - like the author had made a list of funny things she could write about and then simply connected them as quickly as she could, filled in some conversation, and left it at that. It didn’t feel crafted at all.

In the end, I read that the author evidently based this on real events, so my early surmise was pretty much right on the money! The text felt really sparse, and not in a good way. There was very little to the characters, none of whom had a life outside of their relationship to the dog's antics. This didn't even get close to entertaining me, and I doubt either of my kids would be interested in it.

I have to say that there were some illogicalities here, too. Not that novels can't have them by any means, but I don’t know this writer and I found myself wondering sometimes about her choices, which detracted from the story. I can understand that a son having a dog and his sister being expected to baby-sit it and clean up after it would be a useful cause of friction, but this isn’t how it’s written. Once in a while that happens and we're shown how unjust it is, but sometimes the other side of the coin turns up, and there's no balancing observation.

For example, when Jenny's friend stops by and proceeds to stuff the dog with carrots, and it throws up on the kitchen floor, Jack is expected to clean up. It's really Jenny's friend's fault, but this fact isn’t raised at all, so we're given no sense of the injustice done to Jack here. At least a mention would have been nice. That was a big problem in this novel: there was no moral compass! There were no lessons imparted with regard to pet care or to getting-along with your peers. There was nothing delivered about the consequences of irresponsible behavior. Reading this felt like watching a bad Disney live-action movie from the fifties.

It would have been a better story had there been a little more going on in the main character's life, but there wasn't. Not ever! Her entire life consisted of homework and watching TV - and then her entire life started revolving around the dog. That was all she had. It's hardly surprising that she had chronically low self-esteem, but rather than show us how she overcame this, this author took the lazy way out and brought a guy into her life to validate her, thereby betraying all independent and strong girls everywhere.

Then there was the startlingly abrupt ending - like someone got bored with it and just turned it off like a TV - which actually was fine with me. I cannot in good conscience recommend this novel.


Big Girls Do It Better by Jasinda Wilder


Title: Big Girls Do It Better
Author: Jasinda Wilder
Publisher: Seth Clarke (no website found)
Rating: WARTY!

This author is supposed to have (according to her website) "...a penchant for titillating tales about sexy men and strong women" but none of that was evident in this novel, which was sad for me because I originally liked this idea: of a novel written for younger adults, but with a realistic female main character - i.e. instead of one who looks like a runway model and gets no boyfriends and thinks she's plain-looking, we get a realistic one who is plus-sized and thinks she's okay, and does get boyfriends. The problem for me began very early on when after her stint DJ-ing at a bar, main character Anna stops in a coffee bar and runs into (literally) a hot guy who asks if he can sit with her. This is Chase.

You;re right, of course! I should have known from the cover that this didn't have a hope in hell of actually offering any kind of a story, but I was so surprised by the appearance of a real woman on the cover as opposed to some anorexic teen-wannabe that I guess I just let my hopes trip up my reality again! Besides, this was part of a four-book (read: novella) set on sale at Amazon, and it looked like it might be a disaster or it might be really good reading, but the price made it worth taking a chance. The chance blew.

The story is about Anna and Chase - a curiously appropriate name for a stalker-ish guy. The book was part of a four-book set, but I didn't even finish the first and I'm certainly not going to read the others. The two talk for only a minute, and feeling shy, Anna quickly bolts for the door, but then it falls quickly apart and its true colors show.

As she's about to drive out of the parking lot, Chase wrenches open her car door, all but demands her phone number, and then kisses her without any pre-amble. I know this is meant to be dramatic and romantic, but in reality, it was really creepy and stalker-ish. It speaks badly of the integrity and decency of the guy - who is inevitably tall and muscular, of course - who would do a scary thing like this. It's something which, it seems to me, would freak-out any self-respecting woman, and it speaks badly of the mentality of a woman who would react to this behavior only in positive ways. I sincerely hoped at that point that this event wasn't going to set the tone for the whole story, but that hope was quickly dashed; it only went further downhill.

The guy shows up at the bar where Anna DJs, and he's dressed in leather pants and a T-shirt with no sleeves, showing off his heavily clichéd muscles and tats. He sings beautifully, of course. Indeed, there isn't a single thing wrong with this guy - except that he ogles her like she's meat, makes inappropriate remarks, and then he stalks her in back of the bar where she goes to take a quiet break between sets. She rewards this by going down on him.

What does it say about either of these people that they're having unprotected sex when they've "known" each other for a grand total of about ten minutes? It's not a love story. It's not a romance. It's adolescent lust! It's dumb-ass, unprotected sex, and not even in a place of comfort, warmth, and safety, but in the alley behind a bar next to the garbage skip! It's the least erotic erotica I've ever read.

And she's dumb enough that she's constantly unbelieving: "He can't want me! He can't find me attractive! He can't be drawn to me! O woe is me, maiden that I am!" How can she not be aware that there is a heck of a lot of guys will willingly have sex with pretty much any girl who's dumb enough to put out at the drop of a zipper? Dress size is immaterial because all they want is to get her out of the dress.

I'm sorry but that's the end of this story as far as I'm concerned. I not only cannot recommend it, but I actively dis-recommend it unless you enjoy print versions of porn movies under the absurd pretence that there's even so much as a story here, much less a romance.


Wednesday, January 14, 2015

Who Rules the Earth? By Paul F Steinberg


Title: Who Rules the Earth?
Author: Paul F Steinberg (no website found)
Publisher: Oxford University Press
Rating: WORTHY!


DISCLOSURE: Unlike the majority of reviews in this blog, I've neither bought this book nor borrowed it from the library. This is a "galley" copy ebook, supplied by Net Galley. I'm not receiving (nor will I expect to receive or accept) remuneration for this review. The chance to read a new book is often enough reward aplenty!

Erratum
Page 202 "...must make due..." should be "...must make do..."

Now here's a book that dispenses with forewords and introductions and gets right down to it. Kudos to author Paul Steinberg for showing that it can be done, even in a book of this nature! There was a problem with the Adobe Digital Editions version of this novel. This seems to occur a lot with PDF format ADE copies - whereby pairs of letters are blanked out for reasons which escape me. The letters are still there - for example, if I go to page 149 and search for the words 'stiff fines' the document search finds them immediately. It's just that I cannot see the entire words. Instead, what I see on that line is: "...are hit with sti__ _ines. __e..." Which, had the letters (marked by underscores here) been visible, I would have seen: "...are hit with stiff fines. The..."

The letter combinations affected here seem to be 'ffi', 'fi', 'ft', and 'Th' (note that lower case 'th' was not so affected!). Also, all numbers, including dates, years, and monetary amounts are banished to invisibility, too, making dates look really weird, like "May _, ____," (Note that I've added underscores because HTML annoyingly removes what it deems to be extra spaces). I assume that these issues will be fixed in the final version. The version I read was an advance review copy.

There was also a problem with the page selector at the bottom of the screen - it didn't recognize the pages - not even page 202 when it was on page 202!

The book opens with a story of a doctor's efforts to ban non-essential pesticides from use in the small town of Hudson, in Quebec, Canada. The effort is documented in a film; A Chemical Reaction, which I have not seen, but which looks, from the film poster on that page, to be one which plays to emotions (as judged by the prominent placing of the baby) rather than to cold, hard fact, but as I said, I haven't yet seen this documentary, so I can judge it only from the poster - maybe it plays to emotions and cold hard fact!

June Irwin, the doctor, prevailed, despite strong challenges from pesticide companies, one of which included the apparent intent of one of the prosecution to drink pesticide in the courtroom (talking of appeals to emotion instead of to rationality and science!). Fortunately, this wasn't allowed. A domino effect then went into play, with other communities, including the entire province of Ontario, seeking to regulate pesticides in the same way. A year after the rules went into effect in Ontario, concentrations of common pesticides in the waterways dropped by half.

The book mentions nothing of health issues here, unfortunately. Yes, pesticides were in use, yes concentrations fell, but what of the health issues? Where there pesticide-related health issues? Where these resolved or alleviated after the pesticide levels dropped? The book is disturbingly silent on this important aspect.

Almost needless to say, this kind of change couldn't happen here - here being the good ol' USA, where corporate lobbies are all-powerful and politicians kow-tow to them pathetically. Even if there are direct correlations between health and pesticide use, the lobbies are too powerful, and power and money speak a lot louder than children's health. The most powerful country in the world has clearly demonstrated this time and time again.

In the US, the pesticide-supporters (that is, industry and lobbyists) rallied and made an assault on the state legislatures, asking them to pass legislation preempting local communities. Is there anything less democratic than this? The number of such states went up by about six-fold. Of course, it's still in each individual householder's hands to choose not to spray pesticides on their own property.

But this book isn't merely a list of anecdotes, fascinating as such things can be. The opening chapter is merely a lead-in to explore how we came to have the rules we do have, and whether or not it's feasible to effect change. Should we give up on a good idea, because we think it's so good that someone, somewhere, must already have thought of it? Why is it that organizations are frequently ill-suited to the tasks they seem to have taken upon themselves?

I must confess that I largely skimmed chapter four, which was thirty pages of intense focus on the threatened Cerulean Warbler and its migration. Important as this knowledge is, it was a bit too much information for me! A shorter summary would have done it nicely. This felt like the author was painting a mural where a small line diagram would have served adequately, but better things were to come.

The very next chapter explores a variety of topics, from the initiation and final defeat of leaded gasoline to McDonald's fries (which have to be 9/32nds of an inch thick, don't you know?!), to Peruvian business laws, to the true cost of coal-derived energy, to Dutch tulips and cleaning circuit boards!

Whereas one chapter (such as chapter seven) takes a big picture - via a detailed history of the unprecedented international cooperation required to form the European economic community came together for example, another (such as chapter eight) takes a much more local view of how things get done - or fail to. That's where we learn this astounding fact, which is obvious in a background sort of way, but which is quite startling when it's stated quite baldly like this: "Forests absorb an astounding one third of all fossil fuel emissions each year; the destruction of forests today, primarily in the tropics, releases more carbon dioxide into the atmosphere than is produced by the entire transportation sector." Sobering, huh? We desperately need the very trees that we're so gleefully slaughtering en masse

This book is associated with a video game called "Law of the Jungle" which I haven't played, but it's available at the link.

I recommend this book as a very worthy read.