"Stranded by a storm, Logan Hawkings" That's it right there. Ban all books where last names are now first names. "...meets the woman of his dreams, a waitress named Bronte." Sorry, I had to take a minute to retrieve the ass I just laughed off. "...but what happens when she finds out he’s a billionaire?" I dunno: she has her first orgasm? She takes up knitting? She runs away and opens a cupcake shop in Bumfuck Idaho where she finds dead body parts in the antique cash register? The author gets a clue and finally writes something original? Nah! Strike that last one. It's too far fetched....
