Showing posts with label EL James. Show all posts
Showing posts with label EL James. Show all posts

Thursday, November 4, 2021

Fifty Shades Trilogy by EL James

Rating: WARTY!

"Read the trilogy that became a phenomenon!" So this fan-fic redux that would have cost close to ninety bucks if bought as hardback when first released, can now be had for a buck a book? That's still too much to pay for recycled trash. This one trick pony author is worth some 150 million. She doesn't need any more money.

Saturday, July 3, 2021

Freed by EL James

Rating: WARTY!

Talking of garbage, here's what's hopefully the actual final instalment in the Fifty Shades of Tired series: "The final installment of the renowned Fifty Shades series from Christian's perspective!" which unfortunately doesn't say a thing about there not being any more of this trash. It's the series that made BDSM stand for boring, dumb, morose shit. What's the next trilogy? From the fly on the wall's perspective? From Anastasia's pussy's perspective? The blurb continues: "With a wedding on the horizon, will Christian's need for control tear him and Ana apart - or will their passion set him free?" Don't we already know the answer to this abusive and misleading relationship? Grey steel is what this is - cold and unappealing and dangerous when people try to emulate this without knowing what they're doing. It's yet another series that's fit to be tied.