"Journalist Kylie has the lead of a lifetime - but how far will she go for a story? She and her gargoyle companion..." Okay, let me out right there. Another dumb-ass story qwith another Disney animal companion. Barf!
Showing posts with label Rebecca Chastain. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rebecca Chastain. Show all posts
Monday, September 6, 2021
Monday, March 1, 2021
Gargoyle Guardian Chronicles: Books 1–3 by Rebecca Chastain
Rebecca Chastain is actually quite a cool name for a novelist, but the book description? Not so cool! "When Mika sets out to rescue a baby gargoyle, she’s plunged into a surprising new life of adventure…" How is it surprising? She's chasing a baby gargoyle for godsakes! How is anything surprising in her world?
Here's the thing though: I make it a point, unless there are really extenuating circumstances, to avoid like the plague books with ‘chronicles’ or ‘saga’ or ‘codex’ or ‘cycle’ in the title. I've seen too many of them be boring, rambling, tedious, vacuous, pretentious bullshit stories to make that mistake again. Those words are the kiss of death for a novel, so it's warty based on that one word alone. Plus, gargoykes? No thanks. And I'm pretty much ready to start skipping novels entirely where the book description begins with the word "when"! I'm so tired of it!
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