Batwoman: Vol 2 To Drown the World by JH Williams III, W Haden Blackman and various artists

Rating: WARTY!

I covered some general issues I had with this series in my review of volume one. I enjoyed that issue despite the problems, but this one fared less well. The same wooden artwork did not impress me any more than it had in volume one, and the story was flat and uninteresting.

One of the most interesting parts of the original volume was the relationship between Batwoman (in her Kate Kane persona) and Maggie Sawyer, the police detective. Here the relationship was all but ignored. Instead, we got the relationship between Kate's uncle Jacob, and the comatose Bette Kane, who had been critically injured in the previous volume. This was tiresome to read. One of the characters I most enjoyed in the first volume was Flamebird, Bette's super persona, but that was completely absent, of course, and the endless hospital pity parties featuring Jacob Kane were no substitute by any stretch of the imagination. The recovery of Bette was trite and a joke.

I actually came to share Kate's detestation of Jacob after he said, "...since I let Kate become Batwoman" - like he owned her and it was his choice. The guy's a jerk. I'd like to see Kate kick his weasel ass. He does sit with Bette often, but he reads to her from Ian Fleming's James Bond novel You Only Live Twice. I found it hard to imagine she would enjoy that. Could he not have found out what her favorite book was, and read that to her?

I liked new character Sune, who at one point tries to make out with Batwoman, and the latter doesn't even push her away! Sorry Maggie, but your chosen partner is unfaithful to you! Sune played far too small a role. A bigger role was played by another new character who evidently had mystical powers to create, in reality, something which a population believed in, even if it was not a real thing in which they believed. In this way, he had created La Llorona by murdering Maria Salvaje's children causing her to drown herself in her misery. He was boring, but happily didn't last long.

One of the worst parts of this novel was the endless - and I do mean endless - flashbacks. I hate those, and this was nothing but a constant irritation to me. I cannot recommend this volume, but since I have all of the first four volumes from the library, I do intend to continue on and read the other two, something I would never do had I been picking these up one at a time - so maybe it will get better!

Batwoman: Vol 1 Hydrology by JH Williams III, W Haden Blackman and various artists

Rating: WORTHY!

After a few children's book reviews, it's time to move on to more adult fare - although I'm sure there are those who consider comics and graphic novels solely children's fare too! I'm not one of those people, although I do sometimes think comics have not yet fully matured, especially in the light of electronic presentation. The maturity factor is the main reason I grew interested in a four graphic novel series titled Batwoman - not 'Batgirl', but Batwoman', a title which intrigued me.

Why is it that male super heroes are called 'man' - as in Batman, Spider-Man, and so on, but female heroes are typically named 'girl'? Yes, there are women here, Wonder Woman being the most prominent, but you'll find far more female heroes with 'girl' tacked onto their title than you'll find male ones with a 'boy' suffix. Even stories like 'Superboy' are actually nothing more than retrospective looks at 'Superman'.

Someone I knew once argued that 'woman' indicates a person who has grown and settled down - perhaps into a rut - and who has, to one degree or another, accepted the status quo, with the implication being that the status quo is a rather Biblical one. On the other hand, 'girl' has not yet sold out or bought into anything. She has not subjugated herself to the 'husband and wife' pairing, which implies that 'wife' is a creature in need of husbandry; therefore 'girl' still has the potential to lead her own life, to run riot, and to change the status quo. I didn't agree with that assessment, but it may play a part in what underlies the favoring of 'girl' over 'woman' in comic book super heroes.

For me, the problem at the root of this is that we're not comparing equivalent terms here. While 'woman' equals 'man' in terms of perceived maturity, girl does not equate to boy because of traditional gender disparity. 'Girl' is viewed, if not dismissed, as merely a minor stage on the uninterrupted path to a fertile 'woman', whereas traditional gender 'norms' have placed a veritable chasm between 'boy' and 'man' which must crossed in order to gain respect. Ridiculous as it was, in the past, a boy had to make his first kill during the hunt to become a man. Now he has to develop facial hair and get laid, both of which are still ridiculous.

There are no such equivalents for women. No girl ever achieved womanhood by plucking berries for the first time on the gather! It's because of this rampant patriarchy in our past that the measure of human growth has long been not whether a person is mature, but whether they were a man. If they were not, they were really of no account (which is doubtlessly why villains are typically not named 'man' as part of their title!).

'Boy', therefore, is not equivalent to 'girl', because girl is merely a step along the path to womanhood, and while technically boy is the same place along the path to manhood, manhood has come to mean something else. It's not just a mature human male. A boy then, is someone who has quite literally not 'manned up' - who is not ready to take his 'rightful' place in society. I think this is why we see few super heroes named 'boy' and why, for example, Batman had Robin, The Boy Wonder following him like an acolyte.

No one ever talks about 'womanning up'! This is, of course because women tend not to see things in terms of a competition or a race (and wisely in my view), in the way that men all too often do. This is why women's sports and female athletes are treated like second class citizens in a male-dominated society. While women do have obvious signs of sexual maturity, in terms of secondary sexual characteristics for example, their most potent sexual characteristic, menstruation, tends to be a hidden, personal, and private thing. There's nothing obvious about it, in the way that, for example, men begin to develop facial hair. In this way it's possible for a woman to be perceived as a girl for a lot longer than a man can be viewed as a boy. Obviously, I'm not talking about actual maturity, merely physical and perceived maturity. It's wrong, and genderist, but it's the hole we've long been digging for ourselves.

I was rather sorry then, to start reading this novel and discover that despite the mature titling, the adolescent comic book ethos still prevailed, with the female characters all being highly sexualized and objectified even as Batwoman was portrayed, in her alter ego, as a sexually adventurous, unrestrained, and independent woman. So then the problem becomes: is this acceptable? And if so, how acceptable is it? Where is the line to be drawn between 'this was a great story, and so I can recommend it', and 'this was a great story, but women were repeatedly demeaned in it, and so I can't recommend it'? Do comic books get a pass on this because they have always had this view? Is this an art form as, for example, some Japanese comics have bizarrely caricatured female characters, who are adult yet are portrayed as pixie girls, with pointed chins and huge eyes? If the art is done by women (which is largely not the case in these volumes), does this make objectification okay? If the female character is portrayed as gay, heading for a gay marriage, does that ameliorate it any?

I have to add one more thing, and this actually relates to the sexual orientation of Batwoman. She's a lesbian and openly so, which I think adds to the power of this particular title - that she's 'woman' and not 'girl' meaning that this is definitely a mature part of who she is, not merely some adolescent rebellion or experimentation. There was, however, a huge controversy over this particular series because at one point in it, Kate Kane, who is Batwoman, becomes engaged to police detective Maggie Sawyer. The controversy wasn't over this, but over DC comics refusal to countenance an actual marriage between the two! DC Comics through co-publisher Dan DiDio, argued that Batwoman couldn't marry because heroes should not have happy personal lives(!), and because they're committed to the defense of people at the sacrifice of their own personal interests. So does DC also think that cops, firefighters, and soldiers shouldn't marry either?

That's a huge thicket to wade through, but because writers JH Williams III and W Haden Blackman resigned from this series over the gay marriage issue, I'm going to take the easy way out here and give them the benefit of the doubt. I'm not going to factor in any objectification in my rating, because I support the actions of the writers, so I'm going to rate these four volumes on the quality of the art rather than the design of the female characters, and merely offer this caveat, because as always, it's entirely up to the reader to decide whether they want to support his kind of art form or not.

So on to the story! This is part of the new 52 DC Comics reboot. I liked it even though it begins with a rather patriarchal Batman actually stalking Batwoman and spying on her to determine if she's worthy of admission to his crime fighting syndicate! I kid you not. He played a very minor role in this story though. The bulk of it was Batwoman, aka Kate Kane, taking a rather patriarchal attitude herself towards her cousin Bette Kane, aka Flamebird, as she trains the latter in the art of crime-fighting.

There is also the beginning of the relationship between Kate and Maggie, wherein they quickly end up in bed together. I guess comic books aren't ready to deal with STDs yet! Or super-heroes are immune to them. The villain here is Maria Salvaje aka La Llorona, a ghost who takes young children to an apparent watery grave. In addition to this, Kate is dealing with the death of her twin sister, her dad, Colonel Jacob Kane, whom she blames for that death, Cameron Chase, of Department of Extranormal Operations which is run by a skeleton with the unoriginal name of Mr Bones, and an evil organization named Medusa, which I guess is DC world's equivalent of Marvel Comics' Hydra.

If you're a regular reader of this, which I am not, I'm guessing it would be easier to get into the story than it was for me, but eventually I did, and I enjoyed it. I liked the fairly complex life which Kate led, although we saw little of it outside of her crime-fighting persona. I liked her relationship with Maggie, and the fact that on the one hand the two were becoming involved in Kate's everyday world, but were rather becoming enemies in Batwoman's world.

The artwork, however, left a lot to be desired. It wasn't atrocious, by any means, but it looked and felt very wooden to me, particularly in the action scenes, like someone was posing one of those little wooden artist's models, and copying it without adding anything, and in particular forgetting to add any real sense of movement. Overall though, this to me was a worthy start, and despite the objections I've raised, I think it was a good read and worth pursing the series.

Superkids by Anya Damirón

Rating: WORTHY!

'Superkids' as a title is way-the-heck over-used, but this is the first book with this title that I've ever read, and overall I think it's a worthy read for appropriate age children, with bright colorful illustrations by Pablo Pino.

Ivan is a regular tear-away boy who has lots of energy and is obsessed with the super heroes he sees in movies and reads of in comic books. One day his parents (who are smarter than they look!) decide to take him to meet some real super heroes - kids who have overcome various difficulties to make their life what they want it to be despite obstacles.

Ivan gets to meet a boy who can paint with his feet, a girl who reads Braille, wheelchair-unbound kids who play basketball, a girl who can use sign language, a boy who can dress himself with the only arm he has, and so on. Ivan learns a valuable lesson from this, though he can't emulate any of these people when he tries. His parents point out to him, however, that he does have one superpower which is perhaps the best of all: he can accept people for who they are, and find the best in everyone.

I'd like to see a version of this in which Ivan meets people who are different in other ways: overweight, impoverished, of different race or beliefs, and so on, but that aside, this was a great start towards encouraging children to accept people for who they are, and which teaches them to dwell upon commonalities rather than differences even as they learn to appreciate difference and variety. That said, I recommend this book. I think it's well done and full of heart.

Insufferable by Mark Waid

Rating: WORTHY!

Nicely illustrated by Peter Krause, this comic was a riot. It was like the dark side of Batman and Robin, upon whom it seems to have been modeled in some ways. The super hero, Nocturnus, has trained Galahad, his side-kick and for a long time they worked together, but then Galahad decided he could do better alone, and summarily ditched his aging mentor. It wasn't just that he went his own way, either. Galahad did not live up to his name. We first meet him hanging in the wings as Nocturnus takes on a real villain who is televising his slow burial of a little girl. It's a telethon, and if the goal of fifty million isn't met, the girl inherits the earth.

Galahad cynically waits until Nocturnus has taken-out the villain, then he rushes in and "rescues" the girl, selfishly claiming all the credit for it. Galahad is very much a media personality whereas Nocturnus, as his name implies, stays to the shadows. There is as cop ho knows the truth, but for some reason she isn't telling. The crux of the story comes when the two of them are forced to work together to defeat a new threat.

Well written, with some nice humor and good action, and even a twist or two here and there, this is an interesting and moving story, well told, and I recommend it as a worthy read.

The Mantle by Ed Brisson

Rating: WORTHY!

I really liked this story. The Mantle is a conveyance of superpowers which are visited upon seemingly random people. The downside of this is that there is a super villain, named The Plague, who immediately starts after the current bearer of the mantle, and destroys them. No one knows why, but it appears to have started thirty eight Mantle-bearers before, when one super hero defeated The Plague and despite being requested to do so by the perp himself, did not kill him. The Plague escaped his imprisonment, and has been punishing mantle-bearers, it would seem, punishing the children for the sin of the parents to the third and fourth generation of those who hate him! Why? How did that one hero guy beat The Plague back then, and no one has since?

That's what this graphic novel explores, and even though in many ways this is a very simple story, it still managed to tell it well. I liked the new bearer of the mantle - a feisty young female who after almost giving up, changes her mind, decides she isn't going to run - she's going to go down fighting no matter what. Even though there are other heroes who are pledged to help, she initially finds them of little value, but then she discovers a way - a long shot, but one which might work, and we follow her into this and step by step, slowly learning the truth about what's been going on here. It's a great story, with great graphics, and was thoroughly enjoyable. I consider this a worthy read.

Sidekicked by Russell Brettholtz

Rating: WORTHY!

It's really hard these days to come up with something original in the way of graphic novels about super heroes, but I think there's still some solid gold to be mined (or even mind!) here, and this creative team proved it with a really great, original, and meaningful story. Set in contemporary Chicago, this novel is about a world of selfish super heroes - and let's face it, is there really any other kind than the self-absorbed, super-powered, suited sentry? In this case, each hero seems to come equipped with a much put-upon sidekick, and the sidekicks are treated like dirt. So they go on strike!

It's not long before the super villains, who have hitherto been getting the worst of the deal, take up the slack and start exploiting this vacuum for their own ends. Teaming up as they never have before, they start taking out the super heroes until only the sidekicks are left. That's when the sidekicks team up and start fighting back. This is also a selfish attitude, but it works for them! Their experience in supporting their heroes proves invaluable in working together - something which the egotistical super heroes were never able to master. But there's more to the story than this. Villains have sidekicks, too....

I really liked this story. Yes, the sidekick shtick has been beaten about the bush before now, but never quite in this way in my reading experience at least, and I liked the way the dynamic played out. The characters seemed realistic and were interesting, with different motivations and personalities. It was a really good, engaging story, and the artwork by Miguel Mendoça was suitably heroic. I recommend it.

Sound Bender by Lin Oliver and Theo Baker

Rating: WORTHY!

This is a middle grade novel, the start of a series which, having read this first volume, I felt would work for the intended age range, although I had a few issues with it personally. Overall though, I rate it a worthy read for the intended age group. Note that it has nothing to do with the Avatar Airbender kind of stories, and indeed, nothing to do with bending sound at all, so the title is completely off. More on this anon.

The story features Leo Lomax and his younger brother Hollis; both attend an arts and science school in New York city, but now their parents are dead - so we're led to believe. I say that not because the novel suggests otherwise, but that the circumstances of their death are by no means nailed down. The truth is they disappeared in the Arctic (or Antarctic - I forget which ), and now Leo and Hollis have to move in with their rather oddball Uncle Crane.

Crane is a very wealthy man, having made a fortune in trading priceless (evidently not quite priceless LOL!) artifacts - cultural symbols, archaeological finds, rare fossils and so on. In short, these are great source material for a series of children's adventures. Crane may even be an outright criminal, but this is never confirmed or denied. Curiously, though, he lives in a nasty run-down dockyard warehouse where he houses literally thousands, maybe even millions of dollars' worth of his stock-in-trade, evidently with minimal security. I did warn you that he was oddball!

Leo is obsessed with capturing noises and sounds on a portable recorder. He evidently does nothing with these other than capture them, and this sound-recording habit plays no part in the story, so that felt a bit weird to me. It seemed like a clunky way to depict that he had a deep interest in sound. His brother is into playing music and has organized, or is organizing, more than one band in which he plays drums.

On his thirteenth birthday - a significant age in some cultures and religions - Leo gets a letter from his dear departed dad - a guy who studied sounds in nature and made recordings as an ethnomusicologist - informing Leo that he was not born in NYC as he had been hitherto led to believe, but on an island in the pacific during a ceremony. There is an odd disk - an old style analogue home-made disk, which Leo eventually manages to play at the used record store owned by a family friend. From this point on, Leo is suddenly sensitized to objects - not all objects but certain one which 'speak' to him - and can experience at least some of their history just by touching. So yes, there is no sound-bending. There is psychometry, but "Psychometric Bender" is a lot less catchy as a novel title, isn't it?

In exploring his new-found skill with his BFF Trevor, who is conveniently an electronics wizard, Leo discovers, amongst his uncle's artifact collection, a certain crate in storage which calls out very loudly to Leo in a very sad series of impressions and images. Tracking these down to an old recording his father once made, Leo realizes that the impressions he has been getting are form dolphins which have been used in experiments, and which may be used again if he doesn't destroy the object the has found - but it belongs to his uncle and is worth a quarter million dollars. What's a thirteen year old to do?

I found it odd that at one point in the story, Leo and a purported dolphin expert are talking about leading dolphins from an island where experiments were conducted in the past, to join the dolphin sanctuary just fifty miles away - like the dolphins couldn't function without human help, and like they couldn't have found this island themselves - especially since we've already been told that dolphins are very vocal (they use dolphones, maybe? LOL!), and that sound carries a long way under water.

I found it equally improbable that once the artifact was broken, Crane wouldn't have retrieved it and sold it anyway - it could have been, if not fixed, the copied. Crane's acceptance of this loss of a quarter mill wasn't really believable - although it was ameliorated somewhat by the fact the Crane is now more interested in pursuing another artifact with which he inexplicably believes Leo can help him.

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One thing which bothered me about this novel was the total absence of females. There was one, who was commendably a doctor (non-medical), but she hardly figured in it at all. There were no girls of the same age as Leo and Hollis, which, given that there were two authors, one male, one female, was a shameful omission.

I did not like the anthropomorphization of the dolphins. It's always a huge mistake to convince yourself that that wild animals, even very intelligent ones, necessarily think and feel just like humans do, especially if they've evolved for tens of millions of years in a completely different environment from us. There's no doubt that they think and feel, but to assume they're just like us and have our values and predilections is to do them a serious disservice. That said, dolphins (rather a lot of them) have actually been used for military purposes (military porpoises, no doubt! LOL!). Exactly what they are used for remains somewhat suspect although of course the US military denies any wrong-doing. The sad fact is that animals have been used for military purposes of one kind or another ever since Genghis Khan, Hannibal, and others.

Although I don't plan on reading any more in this series, and despite a few issues from an adult perspective, this looks to me to be plenty entertaining, informative, and scientific - for the most part - for younger children and I consider it a worthy read for that intended age group.

Echo: Collider by Terry Moore

Rating: WORTHY!

This is not the last in the series, but it is the last which my local library has for loan. Now I have to dig up the last two volumes or preferably find the entire series, which I believe is available in a single volume now.

I recommend this whole series - at least this far, and I have to add that it's hard to believe it will fizzle when it's been so strong so far. We learn that Ivy has a young, sick daughter - to add to her many other facets. We also learn something of a bombshell about her - or at least we see it hinted at - at the end. We also get a new and deadly assassin hired to take out Julie, and the return of a character who "died" in an earlier issue - Hong. Somehow, he is resurrected, and turns into something out of a fifties B horror movie - The Mummy meets The Creature From the Black Lagoon, or something! We also learn what HeNRI's end game is - they don't want Julie dead so much as want her armor so they can put it into a collider and smash the substance at itself in order to create a black hole.

Terry Moore's understanding of how dangerous black holes are has a huge black hole in it. A black hole does not have infinite gravity. It has only a fixed amount which is, as with all gravity, proportional to its mass, so if you create a black hole the same mass as a tennis ball, it's going to have no more gravitational pull than does a tennis ball. In order to destroy Earth, you'd have to have a truly massive black hole which you can't generate in a particle collider because the masses of those particles are minuscule. And you can only collide particles - not alloys, so I have no idea where he got this physics from - or worse, where HeNRI got it from. The fact is that if their understanding is so disgracefully flawed, then they're no threat at all!

But I was willing to let that slide for the fun of the story and the excellent way it's told. I can see this making a fine movie, if it's handled right, and if so, I would definitely pay to see it.

Echo: Desert Run by Terry Moore

Rating: WORTHY!

Volume Three of this six part (30 issue) series was another winner for me. It opens in the crater blown into the desert highway by Julie in defense against the vagrant dude. Thinking he is dead, Julie also thinks Dillon is dead - or near to it, and she hauls him off in the truck, but unaccountably stops short of finding as hospital and hugs him, thereby healing him. This, she did not expect thinking of herself solely as a weapon. Ivy meanwhile visits Julie's home and finds a box with something intriguing inside, but we do not learn what it is.

It's in this volume that we learn that Julie's new suit isn't just the Plutonium alloy, but also contains some of Annie, Dillon's supposedly dead girlfriend. Now Julie starts feeling what Annie felt, and thinking what she thought. Is this the start of a meld, or a takeover? Julie doesn't know. Ivy, now embarking on a phase of this relationship that is less chasing down Julie and more getting to know Julie and becoming highly suspicious of the secret agency HeNRI. When Ivy learns that Julie healed Dillon, she realizes that she has an off-label use for Julie for herself.

The story continues to thrill and intrigue, art work continues to please - what's not to recommend?

Echo Atomic Dreams by Terry Moore

Rating: WORTHY!

Volume two of this six volume series starts out right where volume one left off. Dillon the ranger and Julie the super-girl are hiding out in a desert motel, ostensibly protected by some of Dan Backer's motorcycle group. Dan is ex military and is highly suspicious of what's been going on in those desert military bases. What none of them know is that the vagrant who shared Julie's plutonium rain experience is a religious nut-job who thinks poor Julie is the harlot of Babylon. The Bible has a HELL of a lot to answer for.

When Vagrant Man shows up at the motel - how he tracked her there is a mystery, but I have an idea of my own - there is a showdown that leaves sand turned to glass, and Dan's biker boys dead. Julie and Dillon are once again on the run across the desert.

Meanwhile Ivy has tracked down Julie's sister Pam, who is in a psychiatric institution, and she calls Julie and tries to talk her into surrendering to Ivy - who promises protection. Doing this will implying, intentionally or not, a threat of something happening to Julie's sister isn't the best way to engage with Julie's benevolent side, but before this can be resolved, Vagrant Man arrives, and all that's left after that encounter is a crater in the desert, which is how volume three begins.

Once again we have interesting characters who change and grow, particularly Ivy who is slowly coming to a realization that this isn't your normal person-tracking job. The art work continues to be simple but not simplistic, and it was very much appreciated; it's clean, definitive, and illustrative - everything you would want in a graphic novel. I do not require color, indeed, it can sometimes ruin a story, so this wasn't an issue for me. I recommend this volume as part of this complete series!

Echo: Moon Lake by Terry Moore

Rating: WORTHY!

I found this in the library and liked the first volume so much that I went right back and got the next three, which is all the library had. Bless that library! I was hoping that this is the whole set because this was initially issued as a relatively short run of individual (and indie published) comics, and later collected into sets, but it turns out there are six of them, each containing five of the original issues: Moon Lake, Atomic Dreams, Desert Run, Collider, Black Hole, The Last Day. How he got it to be exactly 30- issues is a bit of as poser - that's like writing a novel and deciding it's going to be exactly three hundred pages long regardless of how you tell the story and whether it naturally ends on page three hundred! However, as I write this I'm half way through and I can't fault it for being too fast or too drawn-out.

The art work is excellent, but note that it's black and white line drawings, no coloring involved. Once in a while the text is too small, which is a pet peeve of mine, but other than that, I can't fault this at all, so it all came down to the usual test, for me: whether the story was any good, of course. For me the story is the most important thing, with art being secondary, and this story did not fail me.

The main character is Julie Martin, typically curvaceous as comic book females are, but not improbably so. I liked her sister better - she was drawn more realistically and looked pretty damned good, especially since her personality was adorable. And in the end that's what overcame the skin-deep appearance of these female characters - they were realistic, all three of the main ones.

Julie is a down-and-out photographer whose husband has ditched her for reasons which were not exactly clear to me. She's not happy with this, but she's just about dealing with it, and trying to work on her photography portfolio. Evidently her starboard-folio is already completed....

This is how she happens to be in the desert in the south-west (note that North America sports many Moon Lakes!) when a new flying suit is tested - one that bonds to the skin. It's being tested by a woman Named Annie, and the air-force considers the test to be a success and orders the destruction of the suit, with Annie still in it. This causes a literal rain of particles which come down rather like hailstones, but which are soft, like they're made from modeling clay. They cover Julie and stick to her skin, and to her truck.

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She evacuates the area quickly, but soon discovers these hailstones are, in a way, alive. They begin to flatten out and stretch, and cover her skin, eventually forming a breast plate - literally. It covers her neck, upper chest, and breasts rather provocatively, like a prototype designer swimsuit top. It's not like a piece of metal armor - it's more like a thin coat of chrome. The doctor who Julie visits cannot remove it, and actually is injured by it. Julie is tossed out of the ER as a prankster.

The air force is now trying to recover all the pieces from the explosion, but can find less that 30% of them. They discover that two people were in the area - a vagrant, and Julie. They just don't know the identity of these two people two begin with. A woman with the cool name of Ivy Raven, who is an expert at tracking down people and reading crime scenes - this woman is observant and sharp - is called in to find Julie, but she isn't told the whole story.

There are several interested parties, including a park ranger named Dillon Murphy who is the boyfriend of Annie, the original test pilot. He eventually encounters Julie when the army try to arrest her, and end up all knocked out due to some explosive power of Julie's breastplate which evidently triggers when she's stressed. Now she and Dillon are on the run with Ivy in hot pursuit.

I wasn't thrilled that Julie had to end up with Ranger Rick (or Dill) - yet another woman in distress who evidently can't make it without a guy to validate her, but the characters were written realistically (they even have realistic names! LOL!), and behaved appropriately, and there was no ridiculous love at first sight, so I let that problem slide in this case. Plus, it's Julie who actually gets them out of various scrapes with her "super-power", so this balanced out. Overall, I rated this a worthy read and I was looking forward to volume two at the end of this one.

They're Not Like Us by Eric Stephenson, Simon Gane, Jordie Bellaire, Fonografiks

Rating: WORTHY!

This is volume one of a new series. "Syd" is hearing voices; she has done so for a long time, and can't stand it any more. She tries to kill herself, but she survives and is sprung from the hospital by a guy who whisks her away to a charming old house hidden behind iron railings and deep foliage, where she meets others who, like her, have some sort of telepathic ability. The house is so representative of what these people have done to themselves, it's almost like it was planned that way....

In a tableau of introduction we meet: Fagen (pyrokinetic), Wire (invulnerable), Runt (strength and agility), Blurgirl (super speed), Moon (Illusions), Misery Kid (delusions), Maisie (clairvoyant), and Gruff (telepath). The guy who rescues Syd (her super-hero name) is named The Voice. He can communicate telepathically, too. What Syd doesn't expect is the lifestyle these people lead: violence and robbery. If they see something they want, they take it and woe betide whoever gets in their way. This sanctuary is so important to them, that even parents aren't allowed to trip it up.

Starting on page forty-nine, it felt like I might be reading an excerpt from the graphic novel version of the movie Fight club which I haven't seen and have no interest in seeing. It was bloody and violent as Syd and Gruff fight each other - presumably as training. But after punching each other in the face several times they're suddenly kissing. This felt not only inappropriate, but also entirely predictable, and it marked the point where I started losing interest in this comic.

It got worse when we went through a bunch of adolescent posing, angst, and machismo, to say nothing of the soul-searching and he dramatic plans which fell through. All the tedious back stories flooding-out really brought the main story to a screeching halt. After that, it picked up again and turned out, by the end, to be a merit-worthy read. It's not often I can say that, so this makes a pleasant change.

Since this blog is about writing, here's a writing issue. On page one hundred, Maisie is talking to Syd, and she's saying that The Voice isn't perfect, and she follows it with "none of us are". Should she have said, instead, "none of us is"? It can be used either way, but the number has to agree, I think. Strictly speaking, in this case, Maisie meant that no individual is. If she had said, "This group isn't perfect, no groups are" this would have worked, but it seems to me that this isn't the case.

She's talking in the same frame as when she said "The Voice isn't perfect," so it seems to me that since she's talking about an individual, in which case, correct use should be "none of us is", as in "He isn't perfect; none of us is." However, this is not a narrative, it's a person speaking, and people in general use poor grammar, so while it might sound odd, I think it works here. But you're welcome to disagree, since I am far from a grammar expert. The important thing to keep in mind is that what works in your narration may not work for a given individual's speech, and vice-versa.

So overall, I rate this graphic novel as a worthy read, which surprised me given the way I thought it was going - downhill! It turned around and so did my opinion. I'd be interested in reading volume two, which is also a nice change from the position I've been in vis-à-vis some of the graphic novels I've reviewed recently. The dialog - apart from a sorry bit just after the middle, was good, and the art work was superb. I recommend this.

Wonder Woman Who is Wonder Woman? By Allan Heinberg

Rating: WARTY!

Colors: Alex Sinclair

It's day three of the July Smack-Down, and we have Girl Genius up against Wonder Woman. I have to tell you that I'd take a girl genius over a buxom wench any day of the week, including weekends, but I shall try to remain neutral if not neutered here! Wonder Woman: Who is Wonder Woman? is a graphic novel about Donna Troy, the new Wonder Woman - or is she?! It's part of a series of which I have read none but this, so my grasp of the arc is limited, and Wonder Woman's history is such a rat's nest of re-invention, rebooting, and reduplication that I defy anyone to make a coherent narrative of it all anyway, so that's not going to stop me tackling this one!

Troy arrives at a hostage scene where the hostage-takers are demanding to speak to Wonder Woman - the real one, who was, of course, Diana Prince (not to be confused with Princess Diana, although this is how the original Wonder Woman is referenced in a flashback). Sarge Steel (seriously?), the director of the Department of Metahuman affairs explains this to Troy while he lights a cigar. Seriously? How pathetically clichéd do you want to get? Well, it turns out that this story was destined to apprise us of that in all manner of ways. And what's with that expression on the cover?!

Donna Troy is purportedly Diana's sister (kinda sorta maybe?), although there's no explanation as to her choice of name. Is it her real name? Is it an alias as Diana Prince was for Princess Diana of Themyscira? Wonder Woman has had a score of origin stories over the years, but originally, she was made from clay and went to the US to return Steve Trevor to his homeland. She came by her name by way of the real Diana Prince, who was an army nurse who was prevented from following her fiancé to South America because of a shortage of funds (and of course by the fact that the army didn't post her there - what was she planning on doing? Going AWOL?). Wonder Woman gave her the money to go in exchange for her credentials and name, and since the two looked alike, she took over the real Prince's name and job, and was able to take care of Steve in the hospital. I want to read the real Diana Prince's story.

The hostage-taker is Barbara Minerva, but she isn't working alone. She's in league with the hilariously named Doctor Psycho, and the bigger-than-life Giganta - who evidently can change her size at will since there's no other explanation for how she came to be in a place for which the entrances are too small to accommodate her. Dr Psycho is evidently into cross-dressing and transgenderism, because he shows up disguised as the original Wonder Woman. It's all very confusing, especially since none of these three is really the mastermind.

It gets worse when we learn that Cassie Sandsmark - who is Wonder Girl - is hallucinating that she sees Superboy, We know she's hallucinating, we're told, because Superboy is dead. Then how come Superman is alive? I guess that's "explained" somewhere back down the line but it makes zero sense.

From there this comic devolves into a mishmash of set pieces, and more and ever more heroes are brought in for one panel appearances, including Batman, Flash, Green Lantern, Hercules, Nemesis, Robin, Superman, Zatanna, and a host of others who are unnamed but probably recognizable by fans of this world. Circe shows up and she's actually the only one who I'm rooting for, because she's the only one who has a real take on what's going on and what the root problem is with all these super-so-called-heroes.

In the end Circe turns out to be the good guy and Nemesis the bad guy. The end. I can't recommend this mess at all, especially not since it's told and drawn by a largely male team who seem to be obsessed with how improbably curvaceous they can make their heroes. In medical parlance, DC means discontinue (or even deceased) and this seems to be good advice with this graphic novel series! I can't recommend a novel which smacks itself down.

Ms Marvel Generation Why by G Willow Wilson

Rating: WARTY!

Art work: Jacob Wyatt and Adrian Alphona
Colors: Ian Herring

Today is the first of July. It marks the end of my year of living dangerously, wherein I published two reviews per day, 365 consecutive days, didn't miss a day! I am so glad that's over! It was a great discipline, though, which hopefully gave me a better work ethic for creative writing.

The advent of July also marks a change in that I'm through with posting book cover images with my reviews. This blog is about writing, and unless you self-publish, the cover has nothing to do with the author and typically nothing to do with the story either, so why indulge Big Publishing™? Yeah, kids books and graphic novels are perhaps exceptions, but I don't do that many of those compared with regular chapter books I review. Besides, covers change too, so as soon as you post your image, it's likely obsolete. Enough already! I'm writing about the writing from now on. If you want pretty pictures try Pinterest or DeviantArt.

So for fun, I'm starting out this month with a Smack-Down! Yeah! I was in the library a few days ago and they had a display of literature about women or written by women, and part of the display was a set of graphic novels about female super heroes or other characters, and they happened to have Captain Marvel and Ms Marvel sitting side-by-side, so I immediately thought, let's put 'em in the cage together and see who rings whose bell.

The Ms Marvel graphic novel is very much written - and indeed illustrated - for juvenile readers. The first thing to happen after the appallingly boxy-looking Wolverine (really, he looked like a rectangle with arms and legs tacked on) shows up is that the kid hero gets a pet sidekick. Yawn. This dog is a pit bull variety of the Bulldog kind, which has a weird antenna sticking out of its head which looks like it's some sort of homage to Meowth, and no one remarks upon it - at least not initially. The dog can teleport which is conveniently just what Ms Marvel needs right then.

The kid that Wolverine and Ms Marvel rescue is in a coma. This kid was actually on her way to the Jean Grey institute when she was abducted, yet no one thinks that Prof X ought to see if he can get into her mind and discover what happened....

Lettering had randomly bolded words. Yuk! I have no time for letterers. On the plus side, this was a Muslim super hero: Kamala Khan is originally from Karachi, the largest city in Pakistan. the problem was that she was insultingly stereotyped as was her religion. Her mentor was called Abdullah, because you know that all Muslims are named Abdul or Abdullah, right?

I did like the magazine name: Pedantic Monthly. That was inspired, but it was about the only amusing thing in this book. The weird bird-man hybrid who plays a lackluster villain is concerned about global warming, and so, in a plot ripped straight from The Matrix, abducts children to use their bio-electricity and body heat as batteries for his devices - not one of which seems to be doing anything about global warming.

In short, this story was brain-dead and beneath Wilson's skills, and the art work godawful. Plus some of the cutesy layout was seriously confusing. On one occasion there was a full page spread where Ms and Wolvie were climbing up through a sewer, but it was hard to tell if it should be read up or down. I ran into problems both ways. I finally decided that up from the bottom was the intended direction, but it still made less than sufficient sense! I can't recommend this at all. It smacked itself down!

Captain Marvel Down Vol 2 by Kelly Sue Deconnick and Christopher Sebela

Rating: WARTY!

Art work: Dexter Soy and Filipe Andrade
Colors: Dexter Soy, and Veronica Gandini Jordie Bellaire

Erratum:
"Whether the tunned collapsed...." should be "Whether the tunnel collapsed...." (no page numbers of course)

Today is the first of July. It marks the end of my year of living dangerously, wherein I published two reviews per day, 365 consecutive days, didn't miss a day! I am so glad that's over! It was a great discipline, though, which hopefully gave me a better work ethic for creative writing.

The advent of July also marks a change in that I'm through with posting book cover images with my reviews. This blog is about writing, and unless you self-publish, the cover has nothing to do with the author and typically nothing to do with the story either, so why indulge Big Publishing&Trade;? Yeah, kids books and graphic novels are perhaps exceptions, but I don't do that many of those compared with regular chapter books I review. Besides, covers change too, so as soon as you post your image, it's likely obsolete. Enough already! I'm writing about the writing from now on. If you want pretty pictures try Pinterest or DeviantArt.

So for fun, I'm starting out this month with a Smack-Down! Yeah! I was in the library a few days ago and they had a display of literature about women or written by women, and part of the display was a set of graphic novels about female super heroes or other characters, and they happened to have Captain Marvel and Ms Marvel sitting side-by-side, so I immediately thought, let's put 'em in the cage together and see who rings whose bell.

Here's Captain Marvel in précis: fight giant robot. Next day take cat to vet, and on the way, fight giant dinosaurs along-side Spider-Woman. Later, rescue subway train. Be spied upon by hawk-like humanoids who later attack and drop you thirty-three stories while your energy is low from earlier activity. Earth's mightiest super hero? Doubtful! Take home wandering child with whom you have a discussion about whether or not Captain Marvel could beat the Hulk. Get bawled out for living in apartment block and since you have no secret identity, by your presence endanger everyone who lives in that block with you. Get a visit from Captain America on a flying motorbike. Have brain growth diagnosed which could wipe your memory if it does what the doc fears it might do.

Carol Danvers, aka Captain Marvel, is with her friend Monica Rambeaux, another super hero type, investigating some sort of Bermuda triangle event but not in the so-called Bermuda Triangle. There is all manner of sunken ships and downed, drowned airplanes in this one area. Cap'n Marvel has no cape, thank goodness. Marvel super heroes tend not to sport them, but Monica wears a long overcoat for no apparent reason, so it that might as well be a cape.

Sounds boring, huh? Well that's exactly how I felt with this completely lackluster story supported not at all by hopelessly indifferent art work. This was volume two, and I hadn't read volume one, but I don't get the impression that it mattered at all. That's what happens, though, when there's absolutely nothing whatsoever on the cover to indicate that this isn't a standalone, or that this isn't number one in a series.

For me, this comic smacked itself down and I can't recommend it.

Ex Machina Volume 3 by Brian K. Vaughan

Title: Ex Machina Volume 3
Author: Brian K. Vaughan
Publisher: DC Comics
Rating: WARTY!

Pencils and covers by Tony Harris
Inks by Tom Feister
Colors by JD Mettler.

Well, I had a good run with Ex Machina - two whole volumes I enjoyed, but the third, well, the third fell flat for me and I just didn't feel like reading any more after that. Time to move on to something more engaging. The art work was fine, but I don't read the comics for the art work - that's like frosting on the cake for me, but the cake's the thing, otherwise it's just meaningless - if pretty - pictures. I read them for a good story, and if that isn't there, then there really isn't much left.

This series started out great, but volume three was like entering a different universe. It wasn't as witty, as engaging, as devil-may-care, as irreverent or as funny as the previous two volumes. I don't know what went wrong. it's like the writer lost track of what he was doing or where he was going. The artifact, which had figured large in the previous volumes was essentially irrelevant here. Why?

In addition to that, the previous outing was a mad rush through assassination attempts and all kinds of other entertaining issues, and now this is like Mitchell finally made it to some cover and feels so scared to venture out that the spends the entire volume cowering down and staring blankly at the wallpaper!

The best plot idea that can be scared-up for this volume was that Mitchell has to do jury duty. Hello, he's the mayor! And you know it's bad when the only other thing going on is flashbacks to parent issues. It was truly sad, and I can't bring myself to read any more of this series at this point.

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Ex Machina Volume 2 by Brian K. Vaughan

Title: Ex Machina Volume 2 Tag
Author: Brian K. Vaughan
Publisher: DC Comics
Rating: WORTHY!

Pencils and covers by Tony Harris
Inks by Tom Feister
Colors by JD Mettler.

Volume two of this entertaining and colorful (in many different ways!) graphic novel starts out with a distractingly dead disemboweled dog deep in the dark domain of the subway. Soon denizens of the city begin disporting themselves dressed-out in the same demented demeanor. In addition to this, the weird glyph that's tied to the source of The Great Machine's power starts appearing as graffiti in the subway, turns into anime, and infects a traveler on the subway, causing her to stick a pen in her eye, Orphan Black style!

The featured governmental problem in this edition is Hundred's desire to marry off his close advisor's gay brother which will be a bold challenge to state statute. That goes off, of course, with a hitch - duhh! - but not before we get all kinds of grief about it from all kinds of people including one guy who sneaks a bow and a quiver of arrows into the crowd and attempts to shoot Hundred. He has a freaking bow - why would he not simply get up onto a building roof and shoot from there? This makes no sense! It makes even less sense how he ever got in there! We're told the bow is folding, Hawkeye-style, but the quiver full of arrows sure as hell isn't.

The villain here was a little bit predictable - it's a trope in fiction that when they don't find the body, the 'victim' is still alive. Were it that way in real life, but it's not - it happens pretty much only in fiction. Other than that the story was amusing and inventive, and quite engrossing.

The art work has always been rather simple in this series, which is fine because it does its job, but I have to say there are inconsistencies in character depiction. For example, on around page twenty (the pages are not numbered), Hundred's assistant, named Journal, is depicted as a voluptuous woman reminiscent of Lily Corazon Kwamboka or Josie Goldberg, whereas just 14 or so pages later, she's as willowy as she originally was. I have no idea what's going on there any more than I did with the curiously variable cup size of the reporter, Suzanne's bosom..

Overall, it was a worthy read, once again full of life, humor and the pursuit of weirdos, and I recommend it.

Ex Machina Volume 1 by Brian K Vaughan

Title: Ex Machina Volume 1 The First Hundred Days
Author: Brian K Vaughan
Publisher: DC Comics
Rating: WORTHY!

Pencils and covers by Tony Harris
Inks by Tom Feister
Colors by JD Mettler.

This began as a pretty cool comic but by volume three it had become rather tedious. I can recommend volumes one and two, however, which are funny, original, and entertaining. I doubt I will continue it now though, especially since it runs to some fifty issues! Be warned that this novel has adult situations and language. It's not for young kids or for people who are easily offended.

The premise here is that Mitchell Hundred, a New York City engineer, was somehow changed or infected, or whatever, by an artifact found in the river. He adopted a persona known as The Great Machine, after something Thomas Jefferson said (either that or it's right out of Babylon 5) about the great machine of government or of society depending on which of his quotes you refer to. The dick-head was obsessed with great machines in an era where great machines were virtually non-existent - go figure!.

After saving a handful of lives as the World Trade Center collapsed on the morning of Tuesday, September 11, 2001, Hundred ran for mayor and won. Not a single cop or fire-fighter was elected to mayor. Only plushly-padded businessmen and super heroes. Being merely heroic just isn't enough, I guess. So the title of this graphic novel is therefore a play both on his name and his first one hundred days in office which is somehow deemed by the popular press to be significant.

As a result of his enhancement or however you like to refer to it, Hundred can communicate with machines. No one knows or explains how this is supposed to work, but by issuing spoken commands (in a weird green font, yet), he can tell a machine to turn on or off, he can make hidden listening devices generate white noise, and he can tell a gun to jam, and so on. This, together with his rocket pack is what makes him the world's first and only super hero. This 'rocket man' idea is pretty much purloined from the Rocketeer comic book of 1982, which itself stole heavily from older sci-fi movies such as 1954's King Of The Rocket Men.

The comic, which also has a slight tinge of steam punk to it, but is mostly rooted in fifties sci-fi, is rife with flashbacks, most of which are actually interesting until we reach volume three, but the most entertaining parts are the contemporary scenes where Hundred tries to get the work of government done while all the time having to deal with ghosts from his past and attempts on his life, as well as with a coterie of fascinating support characters (which includes some sassy women), all of whom seem to be as combative as they are supportive.

In volume one, his major problems are a person who seems to be dedicatedly assassinating snow-plow drivers, and a work of art (so-called) which consists of a large portrait of Abraham Lincoln with the word 'nigger' painted across it which is causing problems because it's being exhibited in a show in a publicly-funded museum - but mostly because people take art way-the-hell too seriously.

I recommend this comic for its wacky humor, and its interesting situations and and events. If TV sit-coms were this well done I'd actually watch them! One of the best parts about this for those interested in how comic books are put together, is the section in back which demonstrates just this in this case, using real people to pose for the scenes, and then translating those real life scenes into finished art-work, thereby getting positioning and perspective just right. I recommend this volume.

The Superyogi Scenario by James Conner

Title: The Superyogi Scenario
Author: James Conner
Publisher: Sky Grove
Rating: WARTY!

Errata:
"...Captain Davis' wiry main mechanic..." should be "...Captain Davis's wiry main mechanic..." (similarly used on pps 52, 53, & 94). Davis is singular, so adding the letter 's' after the apostrophe is appropriate.
"That pulled more g forces of the most aggressive roller coaster" (p118) makes no sense as it's written. Try 'than' instead of 'of', and 'g force' (singular)?
"...entitled Dangerous Yogis..." should be "...titled Dangerous Yogis..." (p13) but so many authors conflate these two words that this point it's pretty much a waste of time objecting with a language as dynamical as English.
"I'm not saying there is any eminent danger of this mountain collapsing..." (p239) should be "I'm not saying there is any imminent danger of this mountain collapsing..." The author uses it correctly on p275.
"...I put the dresses in your closest personally" (p245) should be "...I put the dresses in your closet personally"

So, this was yet another Adobe Digital Editions book that started on page minus five. Way to give a negative impression! I don't know what does this. It isn't the author's fault. Something evidently got lost in translation between the typescript and the ADE. It's not an insurmountable problem - just annoying, but I never saw this problem until recently, and now I've seen it three times in three different books. Authors and publishers beware!

There were too many flaws in this story. On the one hand, this made it very little worse than your average super hero story, all of which are flawed in some way - notably how the hero got their powers and how those powers work. The biggest flaw was that there were pictures - in a book that's supposed to be about denying self - demonstrating how good-looking and hot these cool super-heroes were. In the ADE edition, the very first picture, of Physique, the villain, was cut off. Only the top portion of the image was visible (in the iPad edition it was all visible), so we didn't even see her face (see image on my blog). I was sorry it wasn't showing only the bottom, with the top cut off. At least then I could have maybe garnered some hits for my blog by telling everyone she appeared topless! LOL!

This story at least had the advantage of taking the road less traveled and for the most part, it's well-written apart from some rather glaring gaffs listed on my blog. I liked the way we're told that it's "A novel" on the cover - like we might mistake it for fact! In the end though, for me, it collapsed under its own weight. At times it read far more like a yoga training manual than an exciting novel, which was tedious at best, but this wasn't even the worst problem. I go into detail on my blog.

The grotesque sexual objectification of the female characters was what killed it for me. There are no everyday real females here and it was - even for a super hero story - completely unrealistic. I had initially thought that going with the yoga scenario would either be a joke or refreshingly different. The latter possibility was what made me look forward to reading it, but in the end it was just another trope super-hero story with nothing essentially different at all except for the yoga lectures.

I didn't like the genderism one bit, and adding brainy after beautiful, and mentioning (as opposed to showing) it just the once, does nothing to redress what is clearly and blatantly objectification. When we meet Agent Rollins, a guy, all we get is that he's tall, wiry, skin as black as midnight (which actually isn't very black when you're in times Square). No mention of handsome - or ugly for that matter, but this author cannot introduce a single female character (and they're all single) without larding her up with buxom, beautiful, voluptuous, or otherwise waxing gratuitously as to how thoroughly all-around hawt she is.

First we meet Physique, aka Tina Hinsdale - the villain. She seems to be the only one who doesn't come swaddled in a super-costume of sexist superlatives, although even she is described as "athletic". After that, though, all restraint fails:

• "...Surat Banal, the beautiful and brainy assistant..." (pc)
• "...instantly found her attractive..." (pc)
• "...no woman so attractive had ever..." (pc)
• "To Detective Brennan - an attractive but hardened woman..." (pc)
• "...blonde and buxom..." (p78)
• "...an attractive woman in an olive green flight suit..." (p83)
• "Samantha simply enjoyed being the beautiful translator..." (p137)
• "...accenting her voluptuous chest..." (p137)
• "...if she's going to become a beautiful slugger..." (p186)
• "Samantha looked at her beautiful, glowing body..." (p189)
• "...on the dramatic cover, a buxom brunette..." (p198)
• "...she was glowing and attractive..." - attractive to moths maybe? (201)
• "...her voluptuous figure..." (p204)
• "...a beautiful blonde woman..." (p235)
• "...their sponsor's attractive niece seemed..." (p239)
• "...spirits looked like beautiful angels..." (p261)
And my personal favorite:
• Arial Davis, "...a beautiful woman who smelled like roses..." (p112)
Seriously, roses? Roses don't actually smell of much any more - not like they did in Shakespeare's time. These days, they're all about looks, just like these descriptions.

So for example, when we meet female Surat Banal, the very first thing after her name is "the beautiful" with a side order of "and brainy" as a sop to try and weaken the fact that the most important thing about her is her looks. We get no indication of what Rollins is wearing, but a complete description of Banal's attire down to her pearl necklace, lustrous hair, and Bollywood smile. I am so tired of this, and was pretty much ready to ditch this novel at that point, only five pages in. I had hoped for better, but reading on and on, I quickly learned it wasn't coming. This novel doesn't take the less traveled path after all.

I know this is traditional in super-hero stories, but does that mean it's required? Does that mean we can never try a different kind of super-hero story and break this mold? The truly, truly hypocritical thing here is that Diamond Mind, aka Eric the super yogi, is constantly banging on about how important it is to shed the 'me' and broaden our 'self' to become selfless, and yet every single page, near enough, is larded with how firmly attached to the me and to the material these people truly are.

The 'enlightened one' himself tosses his hair out of his eyes with metronomic regularity. Can he not get it cut so it isn't a constant distraction to him? Do his super yogic powers not extend to holding his hair in place? This endless parade of references to physical appearance completely betrayed and obliterated everything the author was saying about higher consciousness, detachment, and all that drivel!

But on to the story. The idea here is that there are super-powered yogis. They have such control over their bodies that they can overcome the laws of physics (yeah, good luck with that!) and as we learn in the very first chapter, change their body density and crash an airplane, this we need good super yogis to beat them at their own game.

One major problem for me is that the novel had almost no humor except that which was supplied unintentionally, such as when Physique observes at one point, "One side of a mountain moved six feet, sixty years ago...this isn't earth-shattering stuff". Actually, it is! Here's another: the author describes Physique and Agnite clinging to the rail of a boat out on the ocean, fearful that if they fell into the water, no one would ever find them out there, but Physique can float and in the air, too! Why would she be scared? It makes no sense. The only intentionally amusing highlight I noticed was the use of the term "un-dynamic duo" to describe agents Rollins and Kirby investigating this truck that physique damaged. That was it for humor.

While I think it's great that an author has come up with something new to bring to the super hero story genre, taking this particular tack also brings problems along with it. The most obvious one is of course, why set it in the USA? There are shamefully obvious reasons for that of course, but it would have made a lot more sense if this had been set in a place where yoga has been practiced for centuries. The USA is hardly known for its spiritual enlightenment! But if it's super-hero, it has to be USA, right?! And USDA - certified pure beef, too!

Whole chapters of the novel are devoted to teaching yoga, which I routinely skipped because they were boring new age woo. Other readers may find this appealing, but I have no interest at all in reading a bunch of unsubstantiated religious claptrap, especially in a work of fiction. If I did, I'd get a book about the topic and read that. And no, I'm not interested in hearing arguments to the effect that the brain waves of meditating people have been measured and the brain structure of these people has been studied, and I'll tell you why.

Such claims are meaningless without controls. We don't know if those brain changes were there long before the path to meditation began. Neither have there been control studies testing other people doing other things for comparison, such as measuring the brain waves of an athlete when they're in the zone, or of a concert pianist or violinist performing, for example, or of a video-gamer, or of a fighter-jet pilot doing maneuvers.

Without a real honest-to-goodness scientific study, claims are meaningless and out of place in a work of fiction which certainly doesn't require minutiae to be highlighted, and detailed explanations provided for every little thing! Besides, even if all of this were proven, it still provides no evidence for other claims, such as yogis having super powers, or that there is any such thing as reincarnation. These things are fine for fiction. They're fun to play with, and can make for a really good story if handled well, but I can do without the lectures and training manuals in a novel.

A belief in past lives and migrating souls is nonsensical. Consider this: at a point in the not-so-distant past, there were only maybe 2,000 humans living on Earth. We almost became extinct. Now there are billions. Where did all those extra souls come from? If they already existed, what were they doing in the literal billions upon billions of years before Earth formed and life began, and finally, within the last few million years, humans appeared on the stage? Reincarnation ignores the facts of life and this is why it's nonsensical.

The author seems to know that it's the Medal of Honor and not the Congressional Medal of honor (perhaps people confuse it with the Congressional Gold Medal) on one page, but later he refers to it as Congressional Medal of Honor. He's wrong in claiming it was issued to one civilian. It's not issued to civilians per se, but it has been issued to at least seven civilians who were in the employ of the US military at the time it was earned.

"He's gonna have to learn how to lighten up. Having a sense of humor is a big part in making any spiritual progress" - this from Eric the yogi who has been telling these two women that they need to let go of the "me" and focus on others, and now they're being kitted out for super hero costumes by comic book artists - who evidently don't use pencil, ink, or paint any more but all use $2,000 Wacom graphics tablets! Neither Arial (now "Airspeed") nor Samantha (now "Samsa") raise a single objection to their being objectified. This is the point I quit feeling positive about this novel. After that I just completed it for the sake of it since I was so close to the end and hadn't yet finished counting the incidence of "beautiful," but I knew i could not rate it positively.

In a humorous book, calling in comic book artists to design the superheroes' wardrobes would have been a hilarious touch, but this was not that kind of story and it sounded completely ridiculous here. Why not get he movie costume designers? They're the real exerts, and they have been there and done that!

The genderism worked negatively in two ways with the costuming, too. The guys get full-body covering. In fact, the one who actually is impervious to bullets gets a full body suit of Kevlar. The two "girls" (as they're now referred to), are not only forced into the ignominy of wearing what is, let's face it, skimpy swim suits and thoroughly ridiculous mini-skirts, they're also the ones who have no protection against bullets, being forced to expose acres of vulnerable skin. Where is their protection?

The worst part is that neither of these women has sufficient integrity, professionalism or self-respect to raise any objections. Instead they're portrayed as lapping it up, and this wasn't the only dumb in play here. I was especially disappointed in Arial Davis, as a military officer, going along with this. It seemed completely out of character for her, but then the military isn't portrayed in a very positive light here.

At one point, after discussing a new threat from Physique, the commander of the Marine Corps supposedly says, "Then madam, it's time to deploy the Marines with some heavy weapons to defend the Capital," but the Posse Comitatus Act prevents just this kind of deployment, as a Marine commander ought to know. That's what the police forces and the National Guard are for.

So no, I cannot in good faith recommend this novel. All of this leaves only one unanswered question: If there was a naked Yogi living in Yosemite National Park - would that be a Yogi Bare? I'll let you know when I visit.

MPH by Mark Millar

Title:
Author: Mark Millar
Publisher: Image
Rating: WORTHY!

Illustrated by Duncan Fegredo.

This is a sharp and entertaining comic which borrows heavily from pop culture icons like the Matrix movie trilogy, lesser-known movies such as Clockstoppers, as well as the DC Comics character 'The Flash', and so on, but manages to tell its own story, and offer some original twists and turns, including a fun ending.

The story begins when Roscoe needs some cash and is caught delivering drugs in a police sting. He thinks he can do the time, especially if he takes rehab courses (even though he's not an addict), behaves well, and shows an interest in reforming to get his sentence knocked down. The problem begins when he learns from a friend on the outside that he was deliberately sent into a trap to get him out of the way, so his drug pusher boss can have free access to Roscoe's girlfriend.

Roscoe reacts badly to this and digs a hole for himself by fighting with another prisoner. After he gets out of solitary, his cell mate once again tries to interest him in a new drug, MPH. Roscoe had turned this down before, but now he decides to give it a try and he discovers that this drug actually speeds up his mobility so much that it looks like everyone else is frozen - just like in one of those "bullet time' scenes from The Matrix and Clockstoppers. If you haven't seen either of those, but you've seen X-Men: Days of Future Past, think of the scene where Quicksilver helps to spring Magneto from the pentagon prison, and you;ll know the kind of thing to expect here.

Of course, no one actually is frozen, it merely appears that way because this guy is moving so blindingly fast. In fact he moves with such velocity that after Roscoe has left the building, he still has time to turn right around and go back to grab the bottle of MPH his cell mate is holding, which he shares with three of his closest friends. He discovers that traveling at super speed is the perfect cover for robbing banks. The downside, of course is that it does tend to attract the attention of law enforcement.

If it had gone all Reservoirs Dogs and ended-up in a bloody shoot-out, it would still have made a readable story, but it wouldn't have been that interesting to me. Fortunately, Millar takes it away from that into all kinds of explorations of the characters and their power, which is what really made this a worthy read for me. I liked the dialog, the plotting, the story, the art work and the coloring. All-in-all it's a great little book. Given the neat resolution to this story, it's hard to believe there's a second volume, but there is. I have not yet read that one so I can't comment knowledgeably on whether it's a worthy successor to this, but I suspect it features new characters who get their hands on a new supply of this drug which really puts a whole new perspective on the drug term, 'speed'!