Thursday, June 10, 2021

Rock 'n' Roll Heretic: The Life and Times of Rory Tharpe by Sikivu Hutchinson

Rating: WARTY!

From an advance review copy for which I thank the publisher.

This author is a feminist writer who has several non-fiction books out there. I have not read any of those. This one appears to be her first foray into fiction, and I have to say right up front that I was not at all impressed by it. For me it was a mess. It was hard to follow, choppily-written, jumping back and forth in time with little warning, flooded with characters that were not well-defined and therefore largely interchangeable, it was tedious at times, and did nothing whatsoever to draw me in, to enable me to empathize with the main character, or to engage or entertain me. I DNF'd it at 25% (and some skimming of the other 75%) because I was bored to tears with it and thoroughly disappointed at such a wasted opportunity.

The story is supposedly an homage to Rosetta Tharpe, but it feels more like an insult. The real-life Tharpe was truly a revolutionary who rose to popularity in the 1930s and 1940s, was an innovative musician and a huge influence on Blues, and helped bring Gospel into the mainstream, but this book doesn't seem to have any focus at all, and is music-light. By that I mean that, while an ebook (as opposed to an audio-book, for example) doesn't exactly lend itself to musical interludes, you can talk about music with passion and give it some character and life. Music was supposed to be a character in this novel in a very real sense, judged from the book description, but it was a complete no-show in that first 25%.

There was a lot of talk around music, but no talk, experience, or any sort of feel at all for music. So the book that was supposed to be about a musician turned her into a rather stereotypical shell - an echo of a musician rather then a working musician who purportedly was talented. Yes, we're told she was on the down-slide, and was a much imitated musician, but we were given no sort of sense of why she was imitated or what she had been before she hit the slope - not in the portion I read anyway.

To me, the novel felt like a fraud, like this was a band trying to break into the big time rather than a respected musician who'd had a series of bad breaks. Worse than that, it was all over the place and it lost me repeatedly as I tried to follow it and engage with it. I have to say it was also racist in some ways, in a warped mirror sort of way, which is the same distorted reflection that lets black comedians, for example tell racist white jokes on stage, but condemns white comedians who do the same about people of color.

You can't have it both ways. If racism is bad - and it is - you can't allow it for people of one color while denying it for others. It needs to be anathema for all, and this book didn't seem to get that. On the one hand it rightly sought to condemn racism, but it did it in such a back-handed and hamfisted manner that it became more like a parody than a paradigm. It became an exemplar of the very thing it was supposed to be deriding. For these reasons, I can't commend it based on what I read of it.

Saturday, June 5, 2021

Liars and Losers Like Us by Ami Allen-Vath

Rating: WARTY!

"As prom night looms on the horizon, 17-year-old Bree must navigate tragedy, secrets, and a difficult love triangle." Why? Why the love triangle? Shit or get off the pot, Bree. Another unoriginal plot starring a ditz who doesn't even have convictions, let alone the courage of them.

A Lady's Guide to Etiquette and Murder by Dianne Freeman

Rating: WARTY!

"In this sparkling mystery, wealthy American widow Frances Wynn arrives in Victorian London - but soon becomes a suspect in her late husband's murder." Because if there isn't an American in it, it's a waste of time reading it, right? Non-starter.

Murder Once Removed by SC Perkins

Rating: WARTY!

"When Texas genealogist Lucy Lancaster discovers a journal proving that billionaire Gus Halloran's great-great-grandfather was murdered in the 1840s - possibly by the ancestor of US Senator Daniel Applewhite - the ensuing accusation thrusts her into a dangerous web of small-town secrets!" Why would it? Who the fuck cares what happened almost 200 years ago? This is a definite non-starter for me.

The Lake House by Christie Barlow

Rating: WARTY!

"After moving to a new town, bistro waitress Ella catches a ride across the lake every day with Roman, the village water taxi driver. As she settles in and gets to know her charming neighbors, will Heartcross offer a second chance at life - and love?" The answer is yes. Why is it even a question anymore? And 'Roman'? Really? I find the story more appealing if the tax-driver's name was Visigoth or Vandal and the town's name was Starcross.

The Bookshop of Yesterdays by Amy Meyerson

Rating: WARTY!

Another book about a bookshop. Yawn. I'd turn this down just from the title, but the plot is a definite killer of interest: "When schoolteacher Miranda inherits her late uncle's run-down bookshop, she learns he's hidden a series of clues within the store - and begins unraveling a tragic family mystery." Why does her chickenshit uncle hide the clues instead of coming out with it? So the perp can get away with whatever it was they did?

Bennett's Bastards Bundle by Jennie Kew

Rating: WARTY!

"For these couples, no-strings-attached passion leads to unexpected..." diseases? Just a wild-ass guess.

Desecration by JF Penn

Rating: WARTY!

"DS Jamie Brooke enlists the help of clairvoyant Blake Daniel to follow a macabre trail of murder, grave robbery, and genetic modification..." and finds out she's a lying-ass fraud? Just a suggestion. Have you noticed the psychics in these stories (books and movies) never offer a damned thing that really helps - only the vaguest of clues so the author can spin the story on and on. It would be more of a challenge if the psychic nailed the perp down to name and address and the author still managed to find a good story. Why don't I do that? Maybe I will.

But no psychic ever solved a murder. Ever. Period. Cops do that. Not psychics. Not bakers. Not librarians. Not café owners. Not cupcake shop owners. Not ladies' knitting circles. Not bookshop owners. Cops. Hard-working cops. That's it.

Once an Eagle by Anton Myrer

Rating: WARTY!

This novel "follows an American soldier across decades and continents - from the Pacific jungles during World War II to Cold War-era Vietnam." Yawn. Another American war story. How original. Get a plot. I may be wrong, but I honestly don't think there's any nation on Earth as obsessed with its military history as is the USA. Why is that?

The Girl Who Came Back by Kerry Wilkinson

Rating: WARTY!

The author is described by The Sun newspaper as a "crime-writing colossus." He's so big I've never heard of him. The story is that "Six-year-old Olivia Adams vanished from her own back garden. Thirteen years later, she returns. But is this the real missing child… or an impostor?" Check her DNA. There. I solved it. You're welcome. Yawn.

Dragon's Code by Gigi McCaffrey

Rating: WARTY!

"A fresh reboot...of the Dragonriders of Pern series from Anne McCaffrey's daughter!" Seriously? In what world is a reboot fresh? Ride coat-tails much Gigi? Couldn't come up with an original idea? Barf.

Double Fudge Brownie Murder by Joanne Fluke

Rating: WARTY!

"As a baker, Hannah knows her craft inside out… But when she becomes a murder suspect, can she find the recipe for proving her innocence?" Innocence doesn't have to be proved. Guilt does. But this story is just a fluke so don't sweat it.

That’s Not a Thing by Jacqueline Friedland

Rating: WARTY!

In yet another plot that's been done to death: "Set to marry another man, Meredith finds herself at a crossroads when fate throws her back together with Wesley — the ex-fiancé she never forgot." Why is there a problem? If she's hooked on her ex why hasn't she pursued it? If she's not, why is it a problem? Shit or get off the pot, Meredith. Any other behavior just makes you a bitch. This is another big no.

Winner Take All by Laurie Devore

Rating: WARTY!

"At Cedar Woods Prep Academy, ambitious Nell and privileged Jackson are drawn into a fierce rivalry that gives way to a whirlwind romance" Why wouldn't it? Inevitably rivalries end in marriage. It's just that this exact story has been told a billion times already, yet here we have yet another author chomping at the bit to ram it down our throats again. No. No! NO!

Annalynn the Canadian Spy by Shawn PB Robinson

Rating: WARTY!

"After she’s visited by a curious band of thieves, 10-year-old Annalynn is recruited as a spy for the Canadian Security Intelligence Service." Way to insult the Candian intelligence services! This is a non-starter.

Beachside Beginnings by Sheila Roberts

Rating: WARTY!

"After fleeing her abusive past, can Moira find a fresh start in Moonlight Harbor — without getting her heart broken?" My guess is yes, as another female author creates another weak and chickenshit female character. Why do women abuse women in this consistent and repugnant manner?

Layover by Becca Jameson

Rating: WARTY!

"After a red-hot night of passion, flight attendant Libby skips out on former soldier Jason — even though his dominance gives her the ultimate pleasure. But when he moves to her hometown, the temptation is too great to resist!" Why? She skipped out on it without a seocnd thought before. Which begs the question why? What's changed? Her underwear? His condom? Did she have a venereal disease and was too chickenshit to tell him? If not, don't worry - she'll soon get one with her behavior. No. Just no.

Knight Life by Peter David

Rating: WARTY!

Publisher's Weekly calls this reimagining of King Arthur’s story a “hilarious romp." I guess that tells me all I kneed to know about Publisher's Weekly, going forward. The story sounds stupid to me, and completely senseless. The idea is that "After disappearing from Avalon, King Arthur returns - and is running for mayor of New York City! Reuniting with his friends and trusty advisor Merlin, Arthur prepares to stand his ground as familiar dark forces threaten his campaign"

Why? Why New York and in what world would New Yorkers elect an Englishman as mayor? It's just stupid from the very concept onward, and since Merlin and Arthur were not actually contemporary (except in later fiction, the idea of them working together is nonsensical. Set in the USA, and written by an American writer, look for this to bear zero relationship whatsoever to any legend of Arthur.

The Particular Charm of Miss Jane Austen by Ada Bright, Cass Grafton

Rating: WARTY!

In another unoriginal, coat-tail riding episode, "Rose has dedicated her life to celebrating the legacy of her favorite author, Jane Austen. But when Rose’s mysterious new neighbor is revealed to be the time traveling novelist herself, the two women must work together to help Jane get back home… before it’s too late." Seriously? Barf.

Can we not let her rest in peace? Do we have to have yet another rip-off after all the endless derivations and rip-offs we've already had? And if we do have to have a rip-off, can it be something along a path not traveled - something that contributes rather than rips-off? I gues snot. But no for me.

Beyond Dead by Jordaina Sydney Robinson

Rating: WARTY!

The blurb spouts mindlessly, "New to the afterlife, Bridget ends up in hot water when a dead ghost is found in her locker." A dead ghost? Seriously? What, the afterlife has an afterlife? Where do ghosts go when they die? How do they even die if they're dead already? There might even have been a story there, but this sure as hell ain't it! This strikes me as one of those dumbass ideas that is worthy of a Saturday morning cartoon - where the story has a patina of difference to it, but really it's the same old thing and the patina is the only "difference." Yeah, we're all ghosts, but otherwise everything is exactly the same as if we were alive - so what's the fucking point, honestly?

The blurb claims that this is an "inventive supernatural mystery that's first in a series!" of course it is, because why do the work of writing a host of original nvoels when youc an retread the friost one into a series of sameness? I'll pass. No thanks. No more dumb-ass series.

This Way Home by Wes Moore with Shawn Goodman

Rating: WARTY!

What is that - when you're 'with' another author? Is that a cute way of saying it's ghost-written? If that's not it, then what exactly does it mean? I think it means author 'A' didn't do shit.

The blurb begins: "If you were moved by The Hate U Give...." I was - I was moved to avoid a novel with a title like that, like the plague. I never read it; I never saw the movie, so I doubt I will be "sure to be swept up by this," especially if Kirkus reviews reports that it's a "taut, haunting tragedy”.

KR coulldn't distinguish a taut, haunting tragedy from a taunting haughty travesty if it came out of its ass sideways, and even if they could, they'd still rate both of them highly because they never don't. If all your reviews are positive and gushing, then your voice is worthless.

I make it a point to avoid novels that are compared to other novels, especially if the comparison is in the form of "X" meets "Y" where X and Y are two novels that your novel is being likened to - as a mashup, otherwise known as a rip-off. I would be equally repelled if an author were listed as the new "Z" where Z is an established author. It's insulting to authors. This is a deifnitelt no.

Command Me by Geneva Lee

Rating: WARTY!

The blurb tells us that "Clara shares a kiss with Prince Alexander of Cambridge - a dominant bad boy and exiled royal heir - and their sexual chemistry is off the charts…" Which charts, exactly, is their sexual chemistry off? Thinking people want to know. Who created those charts? How did they measure them? And why were they so narrow in scope that so very many people in the world of fiction are not even on those charts? Hmm?

And who the hell is Price Alexander of Cambridge for fuck's sake? This is another bullshit royal (non-)romance that is, I can promise you now - and without evne reading it - is an exact cookie-cutter of every other royal romance and bad boy novel that's ever been written. There is quite literally nothign new here. It's a definite no.

Murder By Page One by Olivia Matthews

Rating: WARTY!

The book description was enough to rate this a zero: "After relocating from Brooklyn to Georgia, librarian Marvey expected her life to slow down. But when a dead body turns up at the local bookstore, and her friend becomes a suspect, Marvey teams up with newspaper owner Spence to uncover the truth." Ri-ight. Because no one is better qualifed to solve a murder than a librarian looking for a quiet life and a newspaper reporter. Teams of librarians and reporters are are solving crimes with a record success-rate all over the world because the police are utterly useless. R-ight! Barf. Definitely no on this one.

The Fragile Ordinary by Samantha Young

Rating: WARTY!

The fact that Kirkus Reviews claims this is a "powerful roller-coaster ride" tells me I should avoid it like the plague, since Kirkus is utterly clueless. The book description does nothing save confirm it. The main character's name is the barf-worthy Comet Caldwell, which is a definite 'no' from me, and it's an unimaginative chalk and cheese story that's already been done to death ad neauseam. She's a "painfully shy bookworm" who "meets Tobias King, a new student with a bad reputation." In short it's YA garbage that's been retreaded and recycled far too many times to count and the author should be ashamed of herself for even thinking of writing it. A definite warty on this one.

Tuesday, June 1, 2021

Living With Viola by Rosena Fung

Rating: WORTHY!

From an advance review copy for which I thank the publisher.

I loved this graphic novel. Having dealt very recently with an anxiety situation which did not end well, it really spoke to me with all its messy art and confused panels, but it told a real story of problems and issues that can overwhelm a person so easily and without warning.

Based on the author's personal experience, we meet Livy, who is dealing with a new school, parental expectations, making friends, and growing into a young woman of color all at the same time. She does not expect Viola to show up - Livy's highly critical and judgmental alter-ego who only she can see, and who is a constant presence, delighting in her every failure. Making friends seems to provide some escape, but even that starts going sideways and Viola never lets up.

Fortunately in Livy's case, there is help; she's smart enough and strong enough to avail herself of it, and the outcome is good. I wish it could be that way for everyone. This book scorched some raw nerve-endings for me, but it told an honest and revealing story in graphic in enlightening terms, with inventive and provocative graphics and a sincere heart, and I commend it as a worthy read.