"A breathtaking Beauty and the Beast reimagining." What's breathtaking is how unoriginal and unimaginative these authors are. This is purportedly from "a New York Times bestselling author" so why is she having to offer discounted copies of her book in an email flyer? Get this: "One of the seven adopted daughters of the sinister Lady Eville," Lady Eville? Are you fucking kidding me? It gets worse: "Rosalie is forced into an arranged marriage with Xander," That's an automatic tune out from me if there's a character named Xander in your novel, but it gets worse. Xander is "the crown prince of Baist" Baist? Seriously? Roast Baist? Baist your beast in the oven? "But there's more to Xander than meets the eye" No. Trust me: there really isn't, because it's been done a gazillion times before and this one will be just as beastly as all the others were.
