Showing posts with label Scott Gordon. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Scott Gordon. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 29, 2015

Where Does Panda Fit In by Scott Gordon


Rating: WARTY!

I've had a lot of success with Scott Gordon books. They're wild and crazy and sometimes fall flat, but for the most part they're very entertaining and offer oodles of positive reinforcement for kids. This one is an alphabet learning book, featuring animals. Sophie the squirrel needs help. You know how it is with those squirrels; they're all nut-jobs. Anyway, she seeks out the Power of Panda.

Sophie has 25 flashcards - one for each letter of the alphabet, and if you read that carefully, you'll know what her problem is, and how Panda can help. One problem I did have with this is that the flashcards are heavily biased towards mammals, as is the case in pretty much every young children's book that features animals. I know that children love cuddly toys and we relate better to our own kind - mammals - than we do to things we see as 'other', but I think it's important, even at that age, to show children that the world is wonderfully, amazingly diverse, and that mammals are not the only (and indeed not even remotely the most populous) class on the planet.

Mammals were fashionably late to the party of life on Earth. It's only in the last 225 million years or so that mammals slowly emerged, and we wouldn't recognize those early ones if we met one, because they were very different in appearance and rather different in physiology to what we see as mammals today. It's only since the dinosaurs went extinct that modern mammals truly began to flourish.

In this case we have to wait until the ninth letter of the alphabet to meet an animal that isn't a mammal, and commendably, it's a very different beast - an inchworm. This is actually the larval form of a moth, so it's a bit of a cheat, but it is an inch long as it inches along! Next we get a jellyfish, but then it's back to mammals again. It's not until 'O' that we get a bird, followed by an insect, and not until 'T' that we get a reptile. We have to wait until 'X' to get a fish and then we're done with non-mammals. Amphibians don't get a look-in! That's pretty sad, and it's the reason, unfortunately, that I'm not going to recommend this one. I want authors to spread their wings, and I think flashcards like this would be immensely more memorable if they had unusual creatures on them rather than contemptibly familiar ones. I really do.


Sunday, September 20, 2015

A Little Book About You by Scott Gordon


Rating: WORTHY!

I've been a fan of Scott Gordon's books for a while. Once in a while there's one I am not so keen on, but he has so many and most of them are so light, fun, and entertaining, and even educational at times, that it's hard to find one that doesn't amuse. This one is more of a self-affirmation kind of book, and I had to think about the utility of this for quite a bit as I was reading it.

I mean, any parent can tell - and indeed ought to be telling - their kids how wonderful they are, and finding the positive in as much of their life as you can possibly wring out of it, so why do we need a book which takes this important role out of our parental hands? I think the value of this book is that it's something any kid can enjoy when you're not right there to read it. Its like leaving a piece of you in their hands when you can't be there at that moment. Of course, it's going to mean nothing if you haven't spent the time with them and this book beforehand. You have to put in the time, and a lot of it, but after that, the kid can associate the book with your words, even if they can't read it themselves.

If they're learning to read of course, they can read it to themselves, but if they cannot, they can at least enjoy the fun and colorful pictures - pictures they associate with your voice reading it - so on balance I'd have to say this is a good book to have around for as long as your kid derives something from it, and I recommend it on that basis.


Sunday, May 10, 2015

The Penguin Way by Scott Gordon


Title: The Penguin Way
Author: Scott Gordon
Publisher: Amazon
Rating: WORTHY!

Illustrated by Robert Rizzo.

Not to be confused with Penguin's Way by Johanna Johnston (which I haven't read), this is another wild and crazy romp with Scott Gordon. This time it's penguins. There's never any way to tell what it's going to be next - the only thing you can actually predict with these stories is that they will be something you can't predict.

Penguins are cool - especially since they live on the south pole - the opposite end of the planet from the polar bears, which just goes to show how smart penguins really are. It's pretty darned cool in Antarctica. The thing about living there, though is that a person learns self-reliance. You can't hang out in a frozen wasteland unless you're confident and resourceful, and this is exactly the message we get here, which is a great one for children to be given.

The penguin featured here is brimming with confidence and good motivational advice. It doesn't matter who you are or what you can or cannot do, all that is required of you is that you show up and deliver 100%. Forget about that over-achieving 110% crap. That's for losers. 100% is perfectly fine, as long as you bring it to whatever you're doing every day.

I liked the positive bouncy message and the streamlined artwork which helped focus on the message. Penguins put the pen in dependability, and the guin into, er, guintilate. Yeah! It's like scintillate, but without the sin. I recommend this.


Monday, April 6, 2015

Pigtastic! by Scott Gordon

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Title: Pigtastic!
Author: Scott Gordon
Publisher: Amazon
Rating: WORTHY!

Scott Gordon is a children's author who is well known for porking his nose into other people's funny business, so it's hardly surprising he's come out with this story of a friendly pig in a poking-fun kind of story - and right now 9as of this posting) it's free on Amazon in ebook form.

Pigs are actually adorable as piglets. They're hilarious and play like puppies. Pigs are smart animals, too - very similar in intelligence to dogs, but they're nowhere near as domesticated, so I wouldn't recommend one as a pet, even though, when given a chance, there are quite clean animals, too. I might make an exception for the one featured here, who looks like a pig who'd be fun to hang with.

The moral here is not to judge by appearances. Although our friend looks like he might be a bit odd, and his nose is rather peculiar by our standards, that's no reason to turn your own nose up at the little guy. I think he (or maybe she!) is probably very su-wee-t.

How can you not like someone with lots of energy, and who is also into exercise and fun? As you skate through life hoping not to become board (or is it bored?) you might want to consider the serious advice and take a page or two out of the play-book offered here. It's not sty-in-the-sky, you know!

Scott Gordon once again brings craziness and 3-D effect art to his pages in a simple, but bright and colorful story of fun, friendship and taking people for who they are. I think that's a good pork-trait to paint. Or is it a pig-ture?


Eggtastic! by Scott Gordon

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Title: Eggtastic!
Author: Scott Gordon
Publisher: Amazon
Rating: WORTHY!

I’m afraid I’m a bit of a bunny-come-lately with this, since Easter has passed already, but I’ve made a habit of that this year, so why not? Besides, there’s a good excuse for it (as I shall reveal shortly), and today is actually “tastic” day, in case you're not a fan. I’m posting two tastic reviews and since this book is free on Amazon (in ebook form) as of this posting, it’s crazy not to hop over there and avail yourself of the opportunity. Yes, I’m egging you on. Just don’t rabbit on about it.

Scott Gordon is completely nuts of course, and I’ve had the pleasure of sharing the insanity in several of his books over the last few months. This one describes the extreme effort which the Easter bunny has to put out in order for everyone to get their treat with eggs-act timing. Come on – you didn’t think these things happen by accident, did you? You know the hens are too chicken to do this work.

So yeah, it’s all down to the bunny, but the truth is that it’s not called a “lag” omorph for nothing. The bunny tends to lag awfully when it comes to industry, and ends up morphing himself into a couch potato, so he’s happy to get all the assistance he can. He really doesn’t care whence it comes.

That said, he does give good advice, even if he doesn’t follow it himself. You can definitely benefit from the advice – exercise, hard work, and inventiveness will definitely get you far in life. It will keep you healthy and garner you admirers, so what’s not to love – especially since you don’t even have to shell out for the book right now!

I recommend the story for the colorful “3-D effect” characters, the perkiness of the story, the good advice and the fun of the thing. Plus there's a little surprise at the end. It's not exactly an Easter egg, but don't let that slow you down!


Wednesday, January 28, 2015

Four More Fantastic Bedtime Stories For Children by Scott Gordon


Title: Four More Fantastic Bedtime Stories For Children
Author: Scott Gordon
Publisher: Scott Gordon
Rating: WORTHY!

Today happens to be Scott Gordon day on my blog. I've favorably reviewed this author's children's books before. Apart from misdientifying a whale as a fish, and some issues of repetition, I liked the previous set of four, which was all about animals. I liked this one, too.

It's another four-pack, but these stories are a little bit more fantastical - well three of them are, anyway. The fourth one is about heart health, which I found commendable.

Two are about dinosaurs and were very well done (and accurate as far as my amateur eye could tell). Of course, we don't really know what color dinos were (with very few exceptions) and in a children's book it doesn't matter, so there were no issues there.

The pictures are excellent and very well drawn; they're very colorful and designed to be especially attractive to the target audience of children ages three to six.

The heart health is full of fact and advice about eating the right kind of diet to help your heart help you. I'm not sure how much of an impression that would make on a three-year old, but you know it's really never too early to start on a good diet. That doesn't mean zero treats and junk food: psychological health is just as important as physical, so we don't want to turn our kids into misfits and pariahs, but keeping an eye on what they eat works wonders as they mature. If your kids go off to college and ruin eighteen previous years of healthy eating, at least the foundation is solidly in place - that's all a parent can do!

What particularly amused me was the ninja robots. I was saddened that it was ninja robot repair men, rather than "ninja repair robots" (or something). It's entirely wrong to suggest that only men can repair things (or that robots have gender!). Men have been in charge of the world - more or less - for centuries and look at what they've done! There's no guarantee that women would have done any better, but if we never give them a chance, how will we ever know?

If it's never too early to start on good diet advice for children, then it's equally never too early to start on erasing gender barriers! Tell your kids that these are really repair women, but because they're ninjas they're disguised, of course! Or point out that they are men, but look at the trouble they cause!

That aside I'm willing to rate this (or more accurately these four) a worthy read.


My Crazy Pet Frog by Scott Gordon


Title: My Crazy Pet Frog
Author: Scott Gordon
Publisher: Scott Gordon
Rating: WORTHY!

Today is Scott Gordon day on my blog, and I have to tell you that the only thing crazier than the frog is Scot Gordon himself. This guy is a fellow blog-spotter, though I don't know him. I do know that he has has a wa-ay out of control imagination! I haven't always seen eye-to-eye with some of his text (he labels a whale as a fish in one of these books for example), but overall, I rate his work a very worthy read. He has a blog (link on my blog) where he talks about indie publishing.

His books are often on sale for free at Amazon, too, (as this one is as of the posting of this blog) so what's to lose? It's better to get a free ebook - even though you can't really hand it to your sticky-fingered kids and let them have at it - than to buy a print book with so much white space that it makes trees cringe! (The sample images in this blog are cropped so they don't look like they waste paper).

That pet peeve aside, this is worth taking the time to enjoy. I don't know how he illustrates these things but the images are remarkable and very appealing - perhaps because of their simplicity, clean lines and, yes, sometimes it's worth it, I admit! - the use of white space!

We start out right off the bat with the frog in the bath, but it can't last! Aye, there's the tub! The frog's gettin' frisky, yo, and soon it's disco - or is he a secret agent rantin' and ravin'? Maybe he's a hero and you start to cheer...Oh! no indeed, he just wants to read!

I liked this story. It's probably his best one yet. It left me with a frog in my throat anyway. I recommend getting off your lily-pad and trying this one!


Sunday, November 9, 2014

Alphabet All-Stars Animal Pack by Scott Gordon


Title: Alphabet All-Stars Animal Pack
Author: Scott Gordon
Publisher: Amazon Digital Services
Rating: WORTHY!

This came a four-pack: Animal Edition, More Animals, Silly Animals, and Guess the Letter, which makes the books about a dollar each, which is a good price, but that's the ebook. Unles you have a fairly large screen to look at these on, the ebook version might be a bit dissatisfying. However I was able to read it without any difficulty on a smart phone, so it's not impossible. The drawings are really cute, and the aim is a good one - teach children the alphabet by associating each letter with an animal, then reminding them of what they've learned by repetition and testing.

I have to confess some mixed feelings about the approach here, however. I know the point is to teach the alphabet, not educate children about the animal's history or life-cycle, but some more trivia about the animals wouldn't have hurt. It would have enriched the experience by giving the children something more to dig into even after they've become familiar - and perhaps a bit bored by - the specific letter in question. There was some trivia but only a word or two. More would have been better for me.

There's also a significant preponderance of mammals in the letter-animal associations. I know that this is the common way to do this - kids, after all, love cuddly toys - but again, for me, a greater variety here would have been better. There's no reason that an alphabet primer should be restricted solely to priming kids on the alphabet! We can also employ it to start off their education in other ways, too. Multi-tasking for minors!

It’s a mistake to encourage children to view our world as populated only by organisms that are similar to us when we mammals are a tiny minority as compared with all living things. Children are going to need to realize, as they grow, what a massive interconnected web of life there is, and how important the unseen and unfamiliar is to life on Earth. There's no reason that opening young eyes to all of the wonder that awaits them shouldn't begin with an alphabet primer.

The biggest problem by far, though, is that some of the information in these books was quite simply wrong. A whale, for example, is a mammal, not a fish. A fly is indeed an insect, but it’s also an animal - part of the animal kingdom. I see no merit in misidentifying these creatures. The whale is mislabeled more than once.

There's no need to go into great detail, just simply don't wrongly identify a mammal as a fish! The biggest fish is actually a whale shark. There's no reason that couldn't have been included as one of the 'W's This same issue arose with the Koala. It was identified as a koala bear, but it’s actually not a bear, it’s just a koala (which says plenty all by itself!). A bit more consistency would have been welcome. The Zebra is correctly identified as a member of the horse family, and the dolphin isn’t misidentified as a porpoise, so there's hope!

On another issue, it’s a little harder to argue one way or the other. A lot of the letters are consistently identified with the same animal - such as 'Y' with Yak, for example. I can see the merit in this; consistency might make it easier for the child to recognize the letter, but the counter-argument is that it presets these letters to certain animals in the child's mind.

Why not work to expand that mind's perception by presenting a bit more? A child's ability to absorb information is impressive, so let’s not under-serve them. There are some minor tid-bits of information about the animals here already, and some actual photos, too, which is really nice. I just felt that there could have been more. If there's more information and they're not absorbing it so fast, then you can always read a little slower or skip a bit here and there until later.On balance, it seems to me that more variety is the better approach. How rewarding is it for a child to learn that there's even more under the surface? That things are more interesting than they might have thought? That further investigation brings more knowledge?

The author already does use more than one animal in some instances, such as identifying 'K' with both kangaroo and Koala, so it’s not completely lacking. I just kept wanting more. Maybe that's just me! Of course, there's a practical and a rational limit, too.

On the positive side, I did like the way the animals curved and curled to make the letters in one section - that's a neat way to teach the letter. I also appreciated the actual photographs, which permit children to really see what an organism looks like as opposed to being restricted to only a cartoon representation.

I'm not going to go into my pet peeve about wasting paper and excessive white space here. I tend to grant young children's books more leeway in that regard than I do adult fare. This is a children's book after all, and they may need a little help to focus on what's important. So, on balance, I favor this book. I think it does its job, but I would have liked to have seen it go the extra mile.


Thursday, September 18, 2014

Froggy Dearest by Scott Gordon


Title: Froggy Dearest
Author: Scott Gordon
Publisher: Amazon Digital Services
Rating: WORTHY!

Delightfully illustrated by Sebastien Kaulitzki.

If ever a playful book was written for Valentine's day, this is it. The author has taken a fairy tale and then ran with it to places you probably never thought it could - or even should, go! The result is an amusing series of really attractive images and humorous captions.

Obviously the deal is that you're supposed to kiss the frog, but really, who would? What on Earth possessed a writer to have the princess kiss the frog in the first place - the first place you might even think of kissing it?

A grim and bear it fairy tale indeed, but that wasn't even in the original story. The original had the princess toss the poor frog into a wall in disgust, whereupon he transformed! Quite evidently she hadn't the froggiest idea what to do with it....

But this story is a lot more palatable - and relatable - than the original, and I enjoyed it immensely.